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BolexForSoup, in the right reacting to a leftist meme
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Drop “at” and “this.” Tighter joke, less visually irritating with the awkward pacing for reading. Great though lol

StalksEveryone, in They really did.
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

this just exposes that all those horror flicks were conservative propaganda. why else were all the teenagers engaged in premarital sex murdered first?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

And the black kids.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Only horror movies I remember having black characters were the new scream and nope

tal,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

House on Haunted Hill had Black Dude (Eddie) being one of the only two to make it out.

pimeys,

Scream is so funny because it makes fun of this aspect of the movies…

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

they definitely threw a curve ball with scream. but then, why is it a curve ball? why not a free throw instead?

JackbyDev,

Scream is so good. I had never seen it and was left guessing until the end.

pimeys,

Me and my partner never really watched any horror movies, and now, when nearing our 40’s, we’ve been watching at least one classic every day. So far the best have been Scream, Color Out of Space and Aliens. So many to watch still before the month ends.

Scream was very funny and scary.

mindbleach,

Have you seen The Ring?

pimeys,

Not yet. The next two movies are going to be Evil Dead and It Follows, maybe after?

mindbleach,

Evil Dead’s a good series for what you’re doing. The first one is peak no-budget horror that hints at Sam Raimi’s style. The second is why everyone remembers the name. The third is good stupid fun.

The Ring is plain horror. Bleak visuals, intense tone, flawless audio, fucked up a microgeneration. A+, would recommend. Heavily localized from a Japanese original in a way that feels… domestic. It’s why movies like The Grudge got remade for Americans, but the only hint it’s foreign was that it’s not about real estate.

pimeys,

Evil Dead was amazing. Very nicely done for the low budget. Watching the two others and maybe the recent TV series too after this.

The Ring is waiting in the queue.

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

Might I encourage you to watch the scariest game never made? Or maybe a newer cult favorite? Its my opinion that first person game horror has surpassed film horror, if only because it requires you to be invested in surviving.

Film horror and game horror can both be compared to a roller coaster.

With film horror you ride the coaster and everything flows exactly as intended by the creator, it starts up, it climbs slowly, and drops accordingly to a set time. It’s beautiful, it works and everyone loves roller coasters.

With game horror, you have start it up, you make it climb slowly, and you push yourself past the drop. And all that metaphorical mumbo jumbo doesn’t even account for the survival aspect involved in most horror games, which often involve intense jump scares.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Then during rewatches you can spend the time guessing which ghostface did what.

Player2,

It’s a curve ball because it’s not what you expected going in

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Because they’re the dumbest and most unaware of what’s going on.

makyo,

It’s actually all finally explained in Cabin in the Woods

RaincoatsGeorge, in True next-gen graphics

Starfield is just a mess. I think Todd assumed he could ride the Skyrim goodwill into the sunset with his subsequent games because he’s consistently failed to deliver since then. I love the jank of a good Bethesda game because at its heart you have a true rpg that lets you roam and complete quests how you see fit. Starfield removed the roaming and the exploration and left some very mediocre storytelling and quests in its wake. Without that magic you’re just left with increasingly awful jank that can’t be ignored.

Thank god for Xbox game pass, I was only out about 15 dollars and was able to try the game without committing 70 dollars.

lichtmetzger,

Starfield removed the roaming and the exploration and left some very mediocre storytelling and quests in its wake.

There are some great sidequests in Starfield. I started the game by just playing side quests and completely ignoring the main ones and it was awesome. I loved the Ryujin questline because I had a sneak-build and it was nice to just not be seen and wreak havoc. The one about the 200 year old starship and the AI ship were also pretty good.

But then I did the Sarah romance questline which was written like a fanfiction by a twelve year old…and continued doing the main quests which were just like Skyrim in space. Starborn…Dragonborn…ugh.

The first 40 hours were a solid 8/10 for me. Once I started doing the main quests, it dropped to 3/10. And the loading screens are just annoying after a while.

Transcendant,

Thank god for Xbox game pass,

Same. I’d have been very disappointed if I paid full price, at £7.99 I don’t feel hard done by. It’s a decent game but Bethesda should be capable of so much better considering the time & money spent on the game.

qwertyqwertyqwerty,

I disagree that Starfield doesn’t let you explore like the other Bethesda games, it’s more like if you took the map of FO4, took 10% of each section and spread it across 10+ different planets. All of the content is still there…it’s just disconnected and feels barren because if you turn away from the pretty sections they made, there’s nothing around it. I don’t mind the storytelling, but the most of the quests are rough. If these quests were in any other game, the game would be considered generic and forgotten in a week. Also, the space combat is junk. I don’t know what good space combat looks like, but this isn’t it. It’s not rewarding, and I dread any time I encounter it.

Seasm0ke,

I love the ship building aspect, but then I never truly get to use it. Feels like a waste. Also when you finally find a planet with life and do a survey, all of the buildings you go into on the way are buildings you’ve already seen and cleared. Enemies in the same spots. Items in the same spots. I love exploring in games and here its like… okay I guess ill just mine the same three rocks while I run 800m to a location that never seems to pay off. Sure would be nice if I could fly my dope ship over the horizon instead

nightdice, in That can only mean one thing

Stop gatekeeping fandoms

Omega_Haxors,

It’s a double-entendre on “really into”

shuzuko,

The joke probably would’ve been clearer had you mentioned Vaporeon 😏

neptune,

I don’t get it either.

cjf,

They watch the horny pokemon things, probably. Rule 34 and all that.

Holzkohlen,

Oh, that’s nice. Something we can bond over then.

obinice, in *monch*
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck nestle, yo.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fun fact: in the United States, they are made by Hershey under license from Nestlé.

Still shouldn’t buy them though since I don’t see why part of the license wouldn’t be payment of some sort to Nestlé.

Technus,

Real chads boycott Nestlé.

jrwperformance, in i think he could
@jrwperformance@lemmy.world avatar

I have one of those giant hamster wheels for our cat. If you use the laser pointer and get her to chase it on the cat-wheel, when she tries to stop when at full speed, she goes all the way around and the wheel spits her out. Funny as hell. Then she goes back for more. Cat loves the wheel.

TheBenCommandments,
@TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub avatar

We’re going to need a video of this now. Pay the cat tax.

deez_ballzzz,
@deez_ballzzz@universeodon.com avatar

@TheBenCommandments @jrwperformance

Yeaaahhh a video. Pay the tax man. Hand over the video.

whoisearth, in 🇪🇺 How the EU Feels about
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Friendly reminder it’s never about consumer rights. It’s about who is in control of the data.

A question you can all ask yourself. Despite the warts in both who would you rather control your data (you have no choice here. Someone is controlling your data and it is not you)

A. Google, Amazon, Microsoft, etc.

B. Government

You’ll get strong answers either way. Personally I’d rather the government strictly from an accountability perspective but that also warrants governments not electing shitheads which unfortunately the world is leaning towards with these populist right wing politicians gaining favour.

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

A, by a goddamn long shot. If google mistakenly thinks I’ve advocated for a crime against a massive corporation, they’ll remove my account and ban me from their services. If the government mistakenly thinks I’ve advocated for a crime against a massive corporation, they’ll arrest me and ruin my life. Microsoft doesn’t give a shit if you acquired the 1s and 0s that comprise a popular TV show without paying for them. The government will fine you more than the average person will make in their entire life.

It also depends on where you live. Facebook doesn’t care if you’re gay or trans, if anything that’s valuable monetizable data about you. Iran will straight up fucking kill you.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Tbf in this scenario, google reports you to the police. You get arrested in either scenario.

Gorilladrums,

The privacy tech is so robust and easily available right now that anyone could spend a few days and replace their everything with privacy focused alternative while still maintaining a solid experience.

Valmond,

NEITHER.

makeasnek,
@makeasnek@lemmy.ml avatar

It can be you. It doesn’t have to be Big Corps or Government. It can be federated instances, it can be self-ownership of data, it can be E2E encrypted.

jlow,

This one is completely about the people who pretend to “care about the children” but coincidentally also sell the software that does the proposed CSAM scanning. It’s a money making-scheme for them. Shit like this makes me lose the last bit of hope I have for democracy (really hard to not put this into quotes by this point … +__+).

riodoro1, in 🇪🇺 How the EU Feels about

Well they can go fuck themselves. Even if they pass it and messenger or whatsapp start (as in they totally dont already) scanning your chats and snitching I wonder how they are going to force other messaging services to comply.

Serdan,

They can’t. It’s unenforceable.

ruination,

I’d imagine if, say Signal, refuses to comply and gets banned from the EU, one could always use a VPN. I think that nothing short of either a full global ban or implementing a version of The Great Wall of China would allow these ridiculous laws to be enforced. Even then, there will always be ways around it for those willing to go the extra mile.

Ferk,
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Why not just go for Tox or some other P2P serverless communication system? They can’t ban / go after a system that has no central servers, can they?

PolyLlamaRous, in Vegan food: The west vs India

There’s actually a lot of plant based meat that are chemical / preservative free, Redefine Meat comes first to mind. As there is a lot of animal meat that is full of chemicals, preservatives, carcinogens, and antibiotics use.

I would only assume most fast food meals, meat ones included, are not chemical / preservative free. That’s a western fast food problem, vegan or not.

Lastly, vegan people broadly don’t eat plant based meats. Like it get the joke… It’s just broadly inaccurate. Meat eaters, people trying to eat less meat, and some vegetarians buy plant based meats.

Fades,

Very true, great points all around

Now with that out of the way, this is literally just a lame “I’ve depicted the group I don’t agree with as the Soyjak and my group as the Chad, thus superiority confirmed”.

It was never going to be a balanced take

atzanteol,

There’s actually a lot of plant based meat that are chemical / preservative free

Literally everything in this sentence is wrong.

thecodeboss,

Thank you, it drives me nuts when people say shit like “chemical-free”. Everything is made out of chemicals, tell me which one otherwise I’ll just assume you’re uneducated and afraid of things you can’t pronounce.

PolyLlamaRous,

My dude… Says who? You? It’s not hard to Google - you find lists of them when you do.

IntentionallyAnon,

Chemical free food? Everything is a chemical. Not hard to google that

atzanteol,

“plant-based” is not “meat”. Are there “meat-based plants?”

All food is comprised of “chemicals”.

abraxas,

Lastly, vegan people broadly don’t eat plant based meats

I think it’s a demographics thing. There’s a whole lot of vegans who eat “fake meat” regularly or even exclusively. I have a successful restaurant chain near me that specialized in “plant-based alternative” meals, from burgers to lasagnas and everything in between. No it’s not all meat. Lots of “Cashew Cheese” and similar.

And honestly, I don’t think vegans should be faulted for “wanting meat but not eating it”. It’s the ones that get judgey of non-vegans like the other 99% are somehow inferior to them. I know way too many vegans who are vegan for good reasons or for personal-trauma reasons, and they should be left alone. Even if they want a miracle burger and mac 'n cashes.

PolyLlamaRous,

Of course there is. Not saying no vegans eat it ever. It could be a regional variable, but I’m speaking about population as a whole, not your local vegan restaurant. Google says 86% of plant based meat is bought by meat eaters. I also work in the field so have some knowledge on the subject. 86% is about right but could be 5-8% high. But in any case, the people who buy it are broadly meat eater, or more likely “flexitarians” .

And vegans should eat more plant based meats. The better brands are very healthy and it could help them stick to their vegan diets.

abraxas,

Google says 86% of plant based meat is bought by meat eaters

The reference behind that Google statement (assuming the same) is a vegan blog talking about the Beyond brand only, and it’s citing a wordpress site as its source, and the wordpress site has been deleted.

NPD has a study mis-cited by vegnews.com (that MPD doesn’t actually seem to cite), but it includes plant-based milks, and I don’t think that gives meaningful numbers. I’ll drink a soy latte with a steak any day. I’m lactose intolerant.

NIH has the most reliable study, that settled around 2/3 of plant-meat consumers are omnivores. Which is saying something, but is also not surprising from the fact that almost 90% of the world consumes meat. So I think it sorta just runs out to nowhere, with regards to being a demographic thing. Clearly, vegans and vegetarians are more likely to consume plant-based meat than meat-eaters. With 10% of Americans being vegetarian and representing over 30% of plant-based meat consumers, they’re eating that stuff up.

drew_belloc, in You have to.
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

slaps

My brain: Oh yeah!

MrSnowy,

You soiled the joke!

IWantToFuckSpez,

You’re the dirty one.

bquintb,
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

Can we clean it up a bit in here?

VikingHippie,

Idunno, I like the budding theme here

Holzkohlen, in anyone?

I think it’s still not available in the EU. Not that I’d download it if it were available.

Lmaydev, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

The 90s will always be 10 years ago in my brain.

VikingHippie,

This is the way.

FlaminGoku,

Are you in your 30s/40s?

I’ve noticed that there seems to be a time anchoring that happens around your formative years which is why most people think 10 years ago = high school || college age - 10.

Rodeo,

We existed in a different millennium.

Rubanski,

If you are born 1999 and live until 101, you have lived through three centuries and two millennia

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

my grandfather was born in 1899 and wanted to make it to 2000

Rodeo,

That’s a really shitty year to be born and I bet your grandfather had an intense life.

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

I don't know really as I only knew him as an old man. He did not make it but he came close. He grew up in ireland to so he saw some massive technological change.

Rubanski,

You can barely fathom the changes he must have witnessed

sweeny,

If you were born in the 90s there’s a real solid chance you’ll see the 2100s, longevity escape velocity baybee

Perfide,

Same with 2000 kids. The new millennium started Jan 1st 2001.

can,
N00b22, in Duolingo too

Fake.

Duolingo kills your family and forces you to beg for mercy in spanish

Ruorc,

Dame la bala, tengo nada sin mi familia. Te veré en hell pájaro.

pipe01,

No tengo nada*. It’s very counterintuitive, but to say you have nothing you must say that you don’t have nothing

Daryl76679,

Same for Italian. Non ho mai senza la mia famiglia

joyjoy, in They wish

What about a guy with an onlyfans?

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Markiplier?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

F1NNSTER

lemmyknow, (edited )

I wonder what comment could’ve prompted a F1NN name-drop on Lemmy…

Edit: for context, the comment above yours, and the one above it, do not appear to me. Not sure if it is just me…

Edit2: Nevermind. I opened the post, from Jerboa, on the web instead, and the comments show

pewgar_kbin,

oh yeah that exists.

scrubbles, in Venison
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Peak boomer humor

frightful_hobgoblin,

Such a forced joke

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