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Wage_slave, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
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My favorite kind of cable porn.

Wage_slave, in Is there a Physics Memes community on Lemmy?
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In the ghetto that means you about to get stolen.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in Come on market, crash.

If you can save up for a deposit for a house then you can always put that into the stock market so that you can lose it there right before a housing crash comes.

There is no reason to be set up to fail in just one way. You have to fail/hussle … fussle if you will.

Bobert, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
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Probably wasn’t even IT but ‘roadies’ based on those cables

JohnDClay, in Is there a Physics Memes community on Lemmy?

You might try !science_memes

Kit, in I really appreciate that I can keep coming back to that game

ConcernedApe is a national treasure.

brophy,

International treasure, too

mp3, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
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But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can’t afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!

DocBlaze, (edited )

depending on how you count sleep humans have a close to 70% uptime. pretty abysmal, GOD!

OrderedChaos,

Even when you’re sleeping the system is still operating. So since it’s not 100% active nor completely off it’s a weird area that someone with amazing math skills could come up with a higher percentage.

DocBlaze,

I guess that’s true, the system is even up when under attack (viruses, psychedelic drugs) and for up to a century with mostly self-maintainence.

LemmysMum,

Systems that are ‘down for maintenance’ are also still being used.

30% downtime is 30% downtime.

Thranduil,

Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause

samus12345,
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He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

Isoprenoid,

My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.

SARGEx117,

“Omnipotent” Being couldn’t design a better body?

Skill issue, tbh

100_kg_90_de_belin,

God just thought that implementation would be easier.

DragonTypeWyvern,

He could have, but he didn’t want to.

He enjoys the suffering.

Isoprenoid,

Designing a better body would be to create another divine being, which would be himself.

Recursive issue, tbh.

SnipingNinja,

Implying any improvement to the human body would make us God, also implying any improvements beyond that would make us better than God.

Isoprenoid,

Implying any improvements that don’t make us divine would satisfy you.

SARGEx117,

Why should we be satisfied with anything less, were it possible?

Isoprenoid,

Assuming God exists, the end goal of many religions is just that, we end up in a divine state.

avogadro,

Also the system has to assemble itself

Mobiuthuselah,

Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment

SwingingTheLamp,

without being able to unplug or replace any cables

Oh! Oh! Here’s where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.

Short version: It’s a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.

SnipingNinja,

Where’s the long version?

duckington,

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

tkk13909,

Without downtime too!

GrammatonCleric, in I really appreciate that I can keep coming back to that game
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Terraria, too!

Custoslibera,

I never got into terraria, I’ve tried a couple of times but couldn’t grasp the game loop.

I really liked minecraft when it came out though.

dingus,
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I’d say Terraria has a lot more… structure in how you upgrade things. Minecraft is a lot more loose and free with how it lets you play, while Terraria expects you explore, collect, create and use the things you discover and create to move the story forward.

Custoslibera,

Maybe that was why, not entirely sure.

I did appreciate the complete freedom of minecraft.

Should point out I played minecraft during Alpha so it was long before any story was added to the game.

dingus,
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Even after story was added to the game in Minecraft, it allows you to play at your own pace a lot more.

Each stage of the game you trigger in Terraria, it gets more difficult, and new threats arise on the map. If you’re not upgrading all your gear in the designed paths, you’ll be suffering and dying a lot.

Minecraft doesn’t do that so much. It lets you choose which things you want to work on, or if you even want to work on them at all. There’s nothing stopping you from just deciding to build an idyllic cottage and not pursue a path to the Ender Dragon or anything else.

Terraria kind of pushes you along, Minecraft doesn’t and lets you play at your own pace. Definitely for different types of gamers, in some ways.

PwnTra1n,

It’s got great pacing. The more you cave dive the better ore you mine increasing armor but your find hp increases which bring the bosses and events. One of my favorites.

oyenyaaow,

There’s nothing stopping you from just deciding to build an idyllic cottage and not pursue a path to the Ender Dragon or anything else.

Spent so long pretending it’s Stardew Valley 3D and now cries in wanting to change from peaceful mode but having so much villagers and building a large enough wall and lighting against zombie siege is taking so long.

Omega_Haxors,

There’s a mod which turns minecraft into stardew valley. Would strongly recommend, it’s really good. I remember playing a modpack with it included and it was easily the star of the show. It wasn’t until the end game when I started flying around on a bike ET-style using that one that lets you cast magic spells that I actually stated playing around with the other features of the pack.

GrammatonCleric,
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It’s all about building a base, digging a Hellevator and attracting NPCs/summoning bosses, for the most part.

Omega_Haxors,

Terarria is for people who like letting the progression tell them how to play. If you’re not into that, it’s a very shallow experience.

leggettc18,

Terraria is less survival sandbox and more metroidvania. It garnered a lot of surface level comparisons to Minecraft (randomly generated world, building a base, caving required to find ores to smelt into bars to get better tools/armor), but Terraria has all of that as ways to progress and grow stronger instead of just being things you can do in the sandbox for fun/survival. It’s less about survival and more about finding ways to increase your DPS/Mobility/Defense to fight bosses. Although you can still flex your creativity to make visually appealing bases (and you want to have multiple, one in each non-evil biome and one underground, trust me).

Muhr, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Today, I feel like North Korean…

MxM111, in nobody wants to know.
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Listening to celebrities as something special is your first mistake.

tallwookie, in I really appreciate that I can keep coming back to that game

huh might have to check it out again, havent played that in years

Custoslibera,

There’s been a lot of content added.

Patch 1.5 was massive and basically completed the game.

I thought that was going to be the last patch but now there’s a 1.6 coming and there will probably be more but I have no expectations.

It’s just a nice surprise when I see new content being developed.

Evilsandwichman, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

America is hosting the world cup next so…yeah literally at this point anything goes. The only way it could be worse is if the literal Nazi regime was back and they were hosting the world cup.

ShimmeringKoi,
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Don’t give Canada any ideas

K0W4LSK1,

Or it’s fatherland US of A where Nazis are national heroes

Oh… wait they already did

crawley, in I really appreciate that I can keep coming back to that game

Well, not for long. 1.6 is the very last update ever (unless it breaks something and needs a hot fix) and then he’s working on Haunted Chocolatier full time.

Custoslibera,

Oh well, I thought 1.5 was the last lol.

Who knows with CA, I wouldn’t be surprised if they make another content update for SDV in a decade.

FoundTheVegan,
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Concerned Ape tweeting from beyond the grave in 2087:

Updated compatibility with PS14
Minor bug fixes
Haunted Chocolatier beta coming soon!

ProvokedGamer,
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Yeah, 1.6 is mostly just to help modders so nothing that special will be added. Excited for Haunted Chocolatier though.

Custoslibera,

There’s always some little QoL change CA puts in.

I’m hoping for a reliable way to get an auto-petter without going down the JoJa mart route.

oyenyaaow,

There was an announcement, the Joja items are getting another way to get them, there will be another festival and winter clothing for villagers.

Custoslibera,

Wooooooooo baby

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Stack luck (Ginger Ale and Lucky Lunch/Magic Rock Candy) then go panning on Ginger Island to get your first lucky ring. If you don’t succeed take your stacked luck to Skull Cavern and just do a normal run and you might get one as a drop. With high luck your chances of getting an auto-petter and auto-getter from the loot floors. I have two lucky rings and always do ginger ale and rock candy and my luck stacks so high that I get pretty much a 100% drop rate of the things to the point it’s kind of a nuisance. Once find a lucky ring put it on. Later on you can take it to the forge to fuse with a burglars for double drops and again Iridium for the magnet. Now every day is a good luck day.

EDIT: You can also combine lucky rings with your favorite set of rings. For example luck/coffee with luck/burglars is a very funny combo.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Initially, yes. Recently CA tweeted this:

sh.itjust.works/…/87db47db-c901-4812-b37e-fca4d8f…

ProvokedGamer,
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Oh, that’s good to hear!

pete_the_cat, in It might be because I'm home alone 🤷‍♀️

My mom asked me about this yesterday because she saw someone post about it on Facebook saying “what should we do? I heard that we should turn our phones off!”. I had no idea it was happening and just told her that it was probably some idiot freaking out over it, which was of course the case.

Sent by CovidBot9000

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in I really appreciate that I can keep coming back to that game
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Ok, no seriously: Final update!

Haha, just kidding!

Neato,
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Them and Terraria. Love those folks.

Drusas,

And Don't Starve/Don't Starve Together by Klei.

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