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AdamBomb, in does it hurt?

No, because I don’t run commando

Transporter_Room_3, in He completely betrayed the Constitution you equate to being a Holy Book you lead poisoned Dunce.
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If that was a peaceful protest, then would it still be grevious bodily harm if your uncle spontaneously broke because of your peaceful actions?

Catoblepas, in Me Too, me too...

If your food is unevenly heated it’s probably because you need to adjust the cook time and power settings. Heating it longer at a lower power setting will let the heat spread more evenly.

Alternatively, check your microwave’s wattage. I always have to adjust microwave instructions to be about 10% longer because my apartment’s microwave is weaker than companies assume the standard microwave is.

✨ May better heated microwave food await you ✨

StopSpazzing,
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Yeah, once I started playing with power level settings, it was like night and day with cooking in the microwave.

MonkderZweite,

Except the food has localized concentrations of oil, fat or water or differences on overall density.

azertyfun,

That’s why you lower the power. Leave enough time for entropy to distribute the heat before dumping more energy into the food. The more heterogenous the food is, the more you need to lower the power (down to maybe even 200-400 W for mixed leftovers). And make sure all your foodstuffs are touching each other to allow heat to homogenize.

thoomfish,
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tl;dr: skill issue

Imgonnatrythis, in Me Too, me too...

Microwave ovens were a tech ahead of their time. It’s crazy how incredibly little these have evolved though decade after decade.

hakunawazo, in it do be like that

Just read the regular news first and guess which of them will become a meme. Twice the fun.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Other way around: check the memes first, read and watch more in debt about the subject matter that warrants it.

If I had found out about Kissinger from the regular news rather than lemmy, I would have had to slog through a hundred articles by idiots and cowards calling him a genius before I got to the correct take from Rolling Stone: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf9fe779-f6f6-4625-b7b3-12206788a1f2.jpeg

kewwwi,
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too much clickbait and paid content for me to enjoy regular news. news lemmy is at least readable

punkwalrus, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are
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Having worked for both, I would say that most government offices are eternal, whereas private companies can vanish quickly. Sometimes without warning. Its really hard to kill a government office.

Makes me wonder, how did a necessary office survive during a junta or an overthrow? For example, how did the office of a postal clerk change from 1925 to 1955 in, say, Berlin? How does the average Salvadoran DMV worker view the changes in El Salvador since 1980?

How was a tax office run in ancient Babylon versus a modern one today?

I bet there’s some weird insights into human civilization to be found in those stories.

_danny,

My understanding is that the more removed you are from the “top” of the government pyramid, the less you are affected by disruptions of that position. Largely when a new face or party takes over (by force or otherwise) very seldom do they want to rebuild everything from the ground up and will keep most of the bipartisan offices untouched.

If a very violent coup is successful and they’re planning punishments for all “government officials” the postman in a rural village is going to be pretty low on that list.

lolcatnip,

Same as any other large organization, I suspect.

Gradually_Adjusting, in Shout-out-to-mods-posting
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I’ll work on it

grte, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

You wanna know something else? The majority of the world economy is already centrally planned. Not on the national level, on the corporate level. Business is dominated by a relatively few giant corporations with internal economies the size of some nations. None of them run free markets internally. Sears experimented with it, to their demise. Central planning is already the primary way that our economic lives are driven. It’s just we let unaccountable billionaires do the planning instead of an elected body.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

People’s Republic of Walmart, a very good book which goes into detail about how successful corporations use communist-styled organization and how we could have that for ourselves if we all decided to stop funneling all our hard worked dollars up billionaire noses.

z500, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are
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Guildo,

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  • Custoslibera,

    Government famously failing to deliver infrastructure.

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  • grte,

    That was definitely sarcastic. OP posted a very anti-private industry meme, I doubt they are like, “except roads, though, I love toll roads.”

    Custoslibera, (edited )

    It was sarcastic to be clear.

    I just did a quick google of ‘major private infrastructure projects with cost blow outs’ and lo and behold there were thousands of examples.

    _danny,

    Gotta say, I agree with your main point… But that is kinda the thing people point at when saying the government is inefficient. The large parts of the US infrastructure is decades past it’s expected lifespan, and the US government is not allocating enough funds to fix it quickly enough.

    grte,

    That’s exactly it, though. All that infrastructure got built when the government would directly build infrastructure. The Interstate System, the Transcontinental Railroad, these got built because the government got them done. It’s only since the birth of neoliberalism during Carter’s presidency, and supercharged during Reagan’s, where infrastructure only gets done through public private partnerships that things stopped being built.

    Hotzilla,

    Making money for shareholders

    Zyratoxx,
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    at the expense of everybody else

    captainlezbian, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

    Even if it was more efficient on average it still would have major costs associated with privatization, namely ceding control from the public.

    Kyle_The_G, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

    If I had my way I’d make as many services public as possible. I cant stand tge fact that I pay taxes and the “public” transportation (train/bus/subway) isn’t free. Imagine how much pocket change you would have if energy companies, telecoms (cell/wifi), and transportation were all gov-run? All that said I have no idea how that would translate in practice, its a nice little daydream I had.

    Kase,

    I always thought my city’s bus system would be more efficient if they didn’t have to bother with charging everyone $1.50 for a ticket when they board.

    In fact, they did have free fare this summer in an effort to improve the air quality. Ridership was much higher, and the driver didn’t have to mess with the finicky cash machine at every stop.

    Most of the people who take the bus here are poor and/or disabled, anyway. I’d love it if they could do away with fares, but I know they’re doing the best they can with their limited funding.

    tacosanonymous,

    My bus ride to work shortened by 10 minutes after getting rid of fares. It mostly serviced a poorer area of town to the downtown hub. Notable stops are a grocery store and the public library where 10-15 people swaps would occur.

    Fare free is a great move towards equity too.

    kurwa,

    Man I wish I had better public transit where I live. Gotta drive cars everywhere, seeing a bus is like seeing a unicorn.

    MasterNerd, in copium28
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    tdawg, in Shout-out-to-mods-posting

    I mean

    Diplomjodler, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

    Private companies are efficient at making oligarchs richer and everybody else poorer.

    pinkdrunkenelephants, in copium28

    They’re actually and unironically going to kill us all, aren’t they?

    MystikIncarnate,

    If it turns a profit for them, yeah.

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