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DrCake, in purrrfectly normal

A savings account? In this economy?

MimicJar,
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It’s just a label. No money. Labels are free.

smiling_big_baby_boy, in alternative to trees

We are in a parasitic relationship with capitalism. Capitalism constantly extracts from life and the environment. When life begin to limit captialism, capitalism will go to great ends to remove life. Capitalism is not sustainable, nor is it naturally occurring. Abolish this evil system.

WetBeardHairs,

How about we only have some capitalism. Let’s only allow less slavery and habitat destruction in exchange for us all to be subservient to billionaires.

2deck,
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Okay, you get 5 capitalism. But you have to share.

pelerinli,

What are you, a communist?

Unforeseen, in My Dog Has Fleas...

Uke catching strays

KingThrillgore, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
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I feel agitated.

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

Blame the system that these fucking paries created, not the players.

Noone wants these candidates

Pantherina, in it takes the edge off

Does it run Linux though?

kewwwi,
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no, but it runs Doom

gerbler, in alternative to trees

I think a lot of these are just cool experiments and projects grad students do for the sake of doing them. Then some hack writes an op ed about how we don’t need to worry about deforestation because we can plop algae tanks down instead.

WetBeardHairs,

Oh thank god. We don’t have to worry about deforestation anymore? Phew. Thanks, tank of algae.

anarchy79, (edited )
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Sadly, dealgaeation is quickly becoming a catastrophic problem. However, we are confident we can soon genetically modify human lungs to partially breathe the sulphur clouds that will engulf our planet!

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

I thought it was more of an experiment that, if proven successful, could eventually aid in the exploration of space since we would need to engineer ways of creating oxygen for prolonged travel.

Kase, in it takes the edge off

I wanna say I saw this meme four years ago. Love it

The_Vampire, in soak and jump hump

Actual Ex-Mormon who attended BYU here: Soaking was never a thing, I have only ever heard about it on the internet or literally in the context of Mormons laughing about non-Mormons believing in Mormons doing such things (yeah, they’re meta about it).

What is an actual thing is Mormons getting married super early (for a multitude of reasons, one being the horny). Easily over 70% of the students I knew were married by the time they were seniors in college.

ExLisper,

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

The_Vampire,

Good. Don’t ever invite me.

Hagarashi8,

Someone, call the police! This was an absolute murder!

Beetschnapps,

It’s funny cause there are no real winners in all this.

zalgotext,

I can’t confirm or deny your claims about soaking, because I never went to BYU.

However, I did live in a smallish town in Utah for a year, and I can confirm I saw more married and pregnant 18 year old teens in that one year than I’ve seen in the entire rest of my life.

Geriatrickid,

So the jump hump is real?

Tsaot, in soak and jump hump

I’m a Mormon, and this just can’t be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?

I’m convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.

WaxedWookie, (edited )

I can’t speak for this particular practice, or for Mormons, but things like the poophole loophole and the clapper are definitely nonsense tricks to try and get one past an omniscient creator - to an outsider (in my case, one that lived in Provo for a short stint), it’s plausible.

Crashumbc,

Tide pods

uis, in Ready to roll
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I’m a duck and I snuck

ElBarto, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
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Trump: I’m trying to.

Lucidlethargy, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
Blademax, in alternative to trees

It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher…wait…that’s sands… Nevermind…

Rhynoplaz, in Bus comes to bus stop, but in Soviet Russia bus stop comes to bus

That looks fun! Where’s the bus stop stop?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

It was filmed from bus stop stop

Rhynoplaz,

But it didn’t stop

uis, (edited )
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Of course. Bus stop doesn’t stop at bus stop stop in Soviet Russia. Bus stop stop should come to bus stop.

uis, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
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Putin’s reelection is soon…

anarchy79,
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In two countries at once! What a time to be alive…

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