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CCF_100, in alternative to trees

SciShow made a video about these: youtu.be/QUGJPZ1a308

DrDominate,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

That is super cool and my immediate assumptions were dispelled. I would love to see these in my city.

MeatsOfRage,

Thanks for posting this! I was curious about this and had to scroll through so many miserable comments in this thread to find this.

eltimablo,

For real, the people on this site deserve the hell they create for each other. If Kbin had a functioning account delete button, I'd have been gone months ago.

leggettc18, in alternative to trees

To echo what some other people have said, these algae tanks absolutely should not be used instead of trees. If I see a tree get chopped down and replaced with one of these, I’ll be sad and angry. However, these can go in places where trees can’t go, like rooftops. And you don’t have to either wait for a tree to grow for a decade or take a tree from somewhere else to install one. It also serves as both a seating area and can mount a solar panel on top. These and trees both have their place and should both continue to be used.

millie,

Used for what exactly? To have a dirty fish tank?

JudahBenHur,

please god tell me you’re trolling

millie, (edited )

Nah, I just think it’s really silly.

If growing algae is effective at anything, why do it in a small sealed tank in the middle of a street? Most of the oxygen we breathe is produced in the ocean, regardless of where we personally are. Why would we need to stand vaguely near a rather sealed looking algae tank? If simply growing algae is effective for oxygen replenishment and carbon capture, surely we’d be better off simply growing massive ponds of it away from city centers? Like, out in the open?

It seems like green-washing bullshit to me.

Trees provide a lot more than oxygen. They provide shade, habitation for animals, and psychological well-being for humans. Dirty fish tanks don’t provide any of those things.

People are seriously in this thread complaining about roots like they’re a reason to replace trees with algae boxes. Getting some big plant-based NFT cryptobro carbon-credit nonsense vibes.

DragonTypeWyvern,

It’s actually hilariously ignorant that you people are pretending this is a cost effective idea for carbon capture. It will, in fact, just make a bunch of dirty fishtanks that are abandoned or thrown away almost immediately.

JudahBenHur,

thanks for calling me you people dude!

who said it was cost effective? I only said I cant believe this person didnt get the idea.

its not “in fact” its “you believe” . youre probably right, just saying

leggettc18,

For the conversion of Carbon Dioxide into Oxygen? That was the main point of these, the algae does that and is actually even more efficient at it than a tree. Trees do have other benefits hence why they shouldn’t be replaced, but these should go in places where trees can’t.

millie,

That is adorable.

frezik,

Putting a ton of water on the roof isn’t a good idea, unless it was already rated for a swimming pool.

They don’t need to be inside cities at all.

Kwakigra, in alternative to trees

Cyberpunk city with no plantlife other than these algae vats all over the place. Big towers of murky green liquid.

ThatFembyWho,

and they are fed by nutrients extracted from dead humans, because there’s no room to bury anymore and the air is too polluted for cremations

LoamImprovement, in It's Wednesday my dudes

"…And I took that personally."

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Anticorp, in alternative to trees

I’m not sure if these scientists understand a lot of the reasons why trees are nice.

naevaTheRat,

Why do you assume it’s not the reporting that’s stupid?

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Because it is perfectly in line with our society’s continuous descent into a post apocalyptic wasteland?

naevaTheRat,

That’s capitalists not scientists. Scientists make bridges possible, capitalists charge you to cross them.

GBU_28, in a Rimworld meme

KLR left leg, specialist

Skyrmir, in If you needed motivation

Well yeah I’m gonna let him out hustle me. That bastards on crack.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

So then what's stopping you from being on crack?

Viking_Hippie,

Greedflation coupled with stagnant wages, probably.

KISSmyOS, (edited ) in If you needed motivation

I’ll stick with my guiding principle “do whatever crackheads aren’t doing”.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer to do the opersite of this. As this is not upto los pollos hermanous standards

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

So not your mom… yeah that’s good advice.

GBU_28,

Are you suggesting crackheads have disposable income for hookers?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Don't hookers usually charge though?

GBU_28,

You tell me

Gilles_D,

Why do you want to know?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think crackheads are having sex with my mom… Which means I must have sex with her D:

Viking_Hippie,

Curses! Foiled by logic yet again!

CommanderCloon,

OC has been suspiciously silent since they learned crackheads breathe

otter, in soak and jump hump

Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a “Sabbath” setting? 🤦🏼‍♂️

ExLisper,

What? Your fridge can jump on beds?

otter,

Honestly, I had to ask what that seeing was for. I was further confused by the answer. 🤪

el_bhm,

And play Black Sabbath. Sweet.

PsychedSy,

I was just thinking it’s similar to how Jews try to trick god. At least I’m not the only one.

Belgdore,

There is a long rabbinic tradition of arguing with each other and god. Look up The Oven of Akhnai

PsychedSy,

And the real life results of that are awesome.

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

What does that even mean? Does the door open itself on the hour?

saigot,

It disables the ice/water dispenser, any ui elements and makes the light not turn on.

sciencesebi, in If you needed motivation

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  • temmink,

    Wikipedia says:

    Dark skin is a type of human skin color that is rich in melanin pigments.

    and

    In the human skin, melanogenesis is initiated by exposure to UV radiation, causing the skin to darken.

    bstix,

    When my kid was a toddler we were standing in a street and she suddenly pointed at a group of people that looked like Pakistanis or Indians or thereabouts and asked loudly “Why do those people have dark skin?”

    The entire street stopped and looked at us just waiting for my answer.

    That wasn’t the time to go into long explanations about immigration, adoption, skin pigmentation or UV radiation.

    I answered loud and clear “That’s because their parents had dark skin”.

    Everyone shrugged and continued their business, but I’d like to think that my simple answer was a lesson for all the people who were ready to get offended from either a racist answer or from an overly political correct answer.

    Some things don’t need to be difficult.

    sciencesebi,

    It was a joke

    catonwheels,

    Can you explain the joke?

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    No, it wasn’t. It was just stupid.

    sciencesebi,

    Jesus all the fucking reddit snowflakes are here

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Fuck off and die, fash.

    carnimoss, in I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice

    Don’t you need a large down payment?

    LSNLDN, in alternative to trees

    All these people being like “why don’t we just use trees” as if the capitalists could profit from them like this. And not to say this is cost efficient, of course planting a tree would be better for everyone, but whoever installs these things will have a contract guaranteeing them money that taxpayers will be told is being put toward green initiatives and so will be eager to part with it I guess

    EatYouWell,

    Do you think that trees don’t require money to upkeep?

    Plus, they fuck up any infrastructure they’re around, so that money is going to contractors anyway.

    eltimablo,

    Shhhh, thinking about things past the barest surface level scares the tankies.

    BaronDoggystyleVonWoof, in soak and jump hump

    Reminds me of some Muslim girls that only do anal so they stay a virgin.

    pigup,

    Omg That’s disgusting! Where?

    RippleEffect,

    It’s definitely not just Muslims.

    EmperorHenry, in alternative to trees
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Well Trees don’t make as much money for rich people who own everything and Trees make hot days more comfortable for homeless people

    Octopus1348, (edited )
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    We just have to remove the roof from that thing so it won’t be shadowy, and make a wall in the bottom so it can’t be used to lay down.

    Honytawk, (edited )

    I think it has more to do with the fact trees require more maintenance, like raking up leaves and fruit, and having to saw off branches.

    Also those roots can break pavement and pipes.

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Well of course, you can’t give working class people any money for working, you can only give them a slave-wage. That’s why all manufacturing was outsourced to very underdeveloped countries when NAFTA was first put into place.

    You can easily get away with exploiting people who have no other choice but to work for a dollar per year, but it’s much more difficult to do that to someone’s neighbor in their community.

    Witchhatswamp,

    You really think those massive, experimental water tanks won’t require more maintenance, because you have to trim trees once ever few years? Or because their roots might grow too much?

    bi_tux,
    @bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

    For now, no. In the near future, probably

    zalgotext,

    Ok, I like trees as much as the next person, and much prefer them over these algae tanks.

    But what about these “massive experimental water tanks” do you think will damage the infrastructure beneath and around it like tree roots do?

    Madison420,

    Algea is a much much better oxygenator with lower maintainence, people don’t seem to notice how fast cities can kill trees.

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    even so, I bet the billionaires were ecstatic about how it doesn’t give any shade on hot days

    Natanael,

    My first thought is you can embedd this inside buildings rather trivially

    Cato_the_Posadist,

    Walls made out of these would be cool

    evranch,

    And the oceans are incredibly vast, so they provide most of the world’s oxygen! Obviously it’s hard to get a precise number but 50-70% is the accepted range.

    There are many reasons to plant trees in the city but local oxygen supply isn’t one of them. Mostly trees look nice, and make people feel better by their presence. They also have a significant cooling effect, something a steamy tank full of warm algae definitely won’t help with on a summer day.

    Madison420,

    Local oxygenation is important, conversion at the source pretty much always is.

    Moreover it doesn’t at all imply in lue of trees and importantly oxygenate at the same rate day and night since they’re independently lit ideally 24/7/365.

    Perhapsjustsniffit,

    We keep killing the ocean then asking why we need those stupid plants.

    frezik,

    You don’t need to put algae in cities. They can be basically anywhere to absorb CO2.

    Trees in cities tend to be carefully chosen for the environment. Are we in a climate where we need to put salt on the road in the winter? Choose trees that can tolerate some salt in the ground.

    optissima,

    Maybe stop putting salt down in winter??? Who does that still they need to stop.

    brik100,

    As much as it sucks, until we reduce the need for cars, northern rural areas are going to need to use salt for roads to be usable. Of course, if global warming gets worse it won’t be an issue

    sukhmel,

    Besides the already stated fact that global warming will only make winters worse, there are better ways like cleaning the snow (ok, that’s radical) or using abrasives like sand or gravel.

    eltimablo, (edited )

    Clearing the snow doesn't fix the ice that snowplows leave behind and gravel/sand is a straight placebo. That's why the roads get salted/brined.

    bufalo1973,
    @bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

    “Global warming” doesn’t mean warmer winters. It means extreme summers and winters and nothing in between, with a global temperature raising.

    Madison420, (edited )

    My major metropolitan City kills New trees literally every year.

    Thcdenton, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

    I am often wrong, but I cant imagine anything crazier than the 2016 election. What a ride.

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