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hperrin, in The equivalent of a gold star

Also it’s Domino’s.

holycrap,

I hear you can finance those now

Jessvj93,

Look at fancy over here, Caesar’s pizza is good for 10 minutes then turns into tonka toy plastic when its cooled.

BolexForSoup,
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Papa John’s

joneskind, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.
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My favorite facts about Halifax is that the first French people to get there starved to death the first year because they wouldn’t eat that weird vegetable the natives from the Mi’kmaq tribe gave them, because they didn’t like the taste. Turns out it was potatoes. Can you imagine that?

Holzkohlen,

Sure, I don’t like them either. Now would I rather starve then eat potatoes? Can’t say until I’ve lived through it… well or don’t

BonesOfTheMoon,

I can’t! Wow.

havid_dume,

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

joneskind,
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I do think some French dudes would have tried to at least boil and salt them. While it’s true Mi’kmaq people didn’t put salt in their food as they thought it was toxic, those French settlers couldn’t care less. Salt was used as a conservant pretty much everywhere in Europe, and Nova Scotia has very long coast line (meaning salt was abundant).

My guess is that our tastes changed a lot since then. And “French” fries wasn’t possible yet, because frying grease was too costly and rare.

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

No French fries for them.

Karyoplasma,

Did you know that potatoes contain all essential amino acids? They are a really good base for your diet.

lugal, in The equivalent of a gold star

When your boss invites you to a pizza party but instead of pizza, everyone gets such a costume and has to give it back afterwards for the next party

holycrap,

If working in corporate America has taught me anything they would expect everyone to provide their own costume and the party would be a one-off. And attendance would be mandatory. They would also announce bonuses for upper management, but no you don’t get one. Thanks for coming on such short notice!

Track_Shovel, (edited ) in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.
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https://media.tenor.com/GCF5uaOKPL8AAAAC/home-improvement-i-dont-think-so-tim.gif

That’s just flat wrong. Soil pH out that way is about 4 at the lowest.

On top of that bones are large, with low surface area, meaning it’ll take a long time for them to ‘dissolve’. Ok top of that, you would expect to see this in other locations

Lizardon, in Idk
@Lizardon@lemmy.ml avatar

I am pleased to see you well, is it something urgent?

nodsocket, in Idk

Best crossover

henfredemars, in Will it happen ?

This would make an awesome April fool’s joke.

TonyToniToneOfficial, in Ads&trackers biriyani 😋
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What app is that?

Giggler,

It’s the Brave browser, it shows on its new tab page how many ads and trackers it has blocked

TonyToniToneOfficial,
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Danke schön

Appoxo,
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Also does the uBlock Origin add-on.

peopleproblems, in Yeah... switch to chrome 😅

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lavasioth from MHW, and I’d probably use my charge blade. Swagaxe wasn’t fast enough for me in World.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“MHW”?

Odo,

Monster Hunter World

The_Helmet_Stays_On, in A great Collection 🥴

Just waiting for metal fox

Viking_Hippie,
OpenStars, in A great Collection 🥴
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If video games have taught me anything, the next update will feature Thunderfox, Shadowfox, and Crystalfox.

OutlierBlue,

Thunderfox is strong against Waterfox types.

Viking_Hippie,

And Hammerfox is good against Crystalfox types.

Viking_Hippie, in A great Collection 🥴

What, my Turdfox isn’t good enough for your collection? Would it help if I told you its surname is Fergusonfox?

ijeff, in Oi bruv, squeak squeak innit?
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cryptosporidium140, in Idk

“Say you want this! Nothing happens until I hear you say it.”

“I want this”

ArmoredThirteen, in A great Collection 🥴

One is facing the opposite direction why would you personally wrong me in this way 😭

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

CANNOT…UNSEE…

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