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SquareBear, in Minimalists

This pic is obviously American.

joneskind,

It could be a toy gun

DragonTypeWyvern,

Why?

Real guns are cheaper.

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I know, right? That’s obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.

sleepy555,

Gotta protect your mattress somehow.

HubertManne, in Minimalists
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

pfft. what I waste. I would use a hammock.

Buttermilk, in Minimalists
@Buttermilk@lemmy.ml avatar

Fake. Sheets are too clean

some_guy,

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.

Donkter,

In fact, forget the house!

ipkpjersi, in ain't got no rizz

I too am rizzless, fam.

Tb0n3, in Minimalists

And?

Ghyste, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

This isn’t a meme.

balderdash9, in Minimalists

All the money was spent on the corvette outside

PhreakyByNature,

Dodge RAM and you know it.

nueonetwo, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

Save on archeology assessments by not having any remains.

Modern problems and all that.

koorool, in Moss' cat.

Even funnier with the front guy’s (Medic) patch saying ‘Shut the fuck up all of you’ in Ukrainian.

Goodman, in I hope this post finds you well...

Jeez that doesn’t look good

laffytaffer, in ain't got no rizz

This shit ain’t nothing to me, man 🧛‍♂️

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

We drinking fentanyl… Laced Cereal milk.

I’m peaking on that Danny Phantom slime, can you remind me who I am?

TheNitroZeus, in I hope this post finds you well...

RE: Email

Not so good, I’m having some issues again with the paper shredder

Clent, in WELP.

Dude, homeless is not the preferred nomenclature. Transient, please.

jaybone,

We’re not talking about the people who built my barn.

The transient is not the issue.

DmMacniel,

The painting I made, it really tied the story together.

nyoooom, in *Automated voice:* Social battery at... 3... percent

If you have a “social battery”, I have some news for you: it’s probably autism

Source: an autistic+ADHD person that used to describe themselves as an “introvert extrovert with a social battery”

ultra,

:(

nyoooom,

Don’t worry, that’s okay.

There is nothing wrong with a bit of 'tism to spice up your life :)

TalesFromTheKitchen, in Better take an advil
@TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml avatar

To me Macrophages are the single most interesting creatures(symbiotes?) in the human body. I’ve read so much about them yet know so little.

Agent641,

Its their body, we are just the pilot.

TalesFromTheKitchen,
@TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml avatar

Haha, yeah, sounds about right! No neurons, yet so determined.

Daefsdeda,

Watch cells at work, you will thank me later

TheActualDevil,

I’ve had this Excel workbook open for an hour now and my boss is asking why I’m just staring at it. But thank you?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

This sort of confusion just sheets me.

sudoku,

myanimelist.net/anime/37141/Hataraku_Saibou

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It was an Excel joke.

akariii,

you could say… it was a very good joke

PersnickityPenguin,

You could say that he excelled at making jokes!

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