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emerald, in Damn you short cables....

This made me get out of bed to check my toaster but no, the cord really is just that short

furycd001,
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Guess you bought the wrong toaster then lol…

squiblet, in Just a lot of a word that hasn't aged all that well
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It's because lyrics are written from the perspective of a moron.

Technus,

From Wikipedia:

According to Knopfler, he was in New York City and had visited an appliance store. At the back of the store was a wall of televisions which were all tuned to MTV. Knopfler said that standing next to him, watching the TVs, there was a male employee, dressed in a baseball cap, work boots, and a checkered shirt, who was delivering boxes. As they were watching MTV, as Knopfler recalled, the man came out with lines such as, “What are those, Hawaiian noises?.. That ain’t workin’,” etc. Knopfler then requested a pen to write some of these lines down, and eventually put them to music.

Colorcodedresistor,

Radio be recoiling at ‘little faggot’ then drop a ‘Hawaiian Noises’ @1.2x speed with the DJ talking over any intro like it’s not the same crime! who speeds up a song!?

alucard, in If you needed motivation

Fuck. That’s dark.

Anticorp, in european stereotypes

They’re almost an equivalent price now, thanks to taxes on cigarettes.

Gordon,

Was gonna say, I don’t smoke but I was in upstate NY and a guy gave me a $20 to grab him a pack of smokes from a corner store while I was running in to grab a snack, and I thing I got like $1 and change back. I was appalled.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Can people be banned from buying cigarettes?

TheBloodFarts,

Yup. Gotta say though, it works. I’ve backed down from impulse buying a pack on several occasions because I didn’t want to drop $20 for 30s of satisfaction

AngryCommieKender,

My cigarettes cost me $0.04.21 each, but when I smoked I rolled my own with a Top-O-Matic. An entire month worth of smokes still would only cost me $42.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

$0.04.21? But at 1:05.21, how much more expensive would they be?

What’s the inflation like in your location?

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Well, the inflation is the same as it is everywhere else in California, but I actually already inflated the price.

When I quit, the price was $0.03.42 per cigarette or $35 a month. I tended to smoke and give away around 1000 cigarettes per month when I smoked.

At $0.10.521 per cigarette, that would cost me $105.25 a month.

force,

only $42 / month

jesus christ as if i needed even more reason not to be addicted to nicotine

jivandabeast,

That’s … not that much tbh. If you were to go to the bar with your friend once a month you could easily pay double, the cost of like two movie tickets and popcorn, etc etc

hemko,

That’s really cheap. A pack a day can cost you over $300 month depending where you live

coholic, in If you needed motivation

I'm not that addicted to life...

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

At least crackheads have some goal in life…

UnRelatedBurner, in If you needed motivation

it’d seem like your only move is hustle

Kushia, in If you needed motivation
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Yeah because fuck hustle culture.

Chriswild,

Even without hustle culture I’m not going to be as motivated as a crackhead looking for a fix because I am not powered by addiction. I’m more motivated to sleep and eat way too much pie so a pothead would be better competition.

TheFriar,

I’ll take the long odds of you vs. a serious pothead in being more chillaxed and housing mucho pie

Chriswild,

I’ll take those odds too lol but it’s a much closer contest that my motivation versus a crackhead

killeronthecorner, in Just a lot of a word that hasn't aged all that well
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Woosh

Anticorp,

This is the best reaction I’ve seen to this tired discussion.

Dirk, in If you needed motivation
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So you say I should rob a store, or what?

doublejay1999, in If you needed motivation
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LinkedIn vibes

waka, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
@waka@feddit.de avatar

I feel the need to repost CGP Greys Playlist on Voting (or why the american version is so very very bad)

Mischala, in If you needed motivation

Yeah, I don’t need anything as much as that crackhead needs crack.

LemmyKnowsBest, in If you needed motivation

Not a fair comparison to us non-drugged people because apparently crack cocaine is quite energizing & makes people highly -driven to get shit done.

Just a buncha normies here wallowing in existential dread & unshakeable procrastination.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

so i should start smoking crack, is what you’re saying.

SeekPie, (edited )

Well you know, lemmy knows best?

lil, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
@lil@lemy.lol avatar

I don’t care about USA elections

Honytawk,

No person outside the US does, but yet we get affected by them with their constant invasions both culturally and military.

banneryear1868, (edited )

Elect Dems: get invasions and genocides but don’t worry we love you <3 uwu >.< (this message is brought to you by the CIA’s EDI “Authentically Me” program, we ensure each and every bomb dropped on you was manufactured in Raytheon’s inclusive workplace)

Elect GOP: get invasions and genocides but were mericuhh so deal with it bishh

worldsayshi,

Except it feels like when republicans gain power we move three steps closer to ww3.

bigdug,

I’m in the U.S. and I’m pretty sure I don’t care either, the campaigns go on for way way too long.

lorez, in soak and jump hump

Are you new here, soak?

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