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Dirk, in purrrfectly normal
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bdonvr, in Every time

Shit if I think I got my point across I’m pretty happy

Actually really I think more often we think “I SHOULD have said that!”. It’s like we know so so many words until a native comes to talk to us and then all our words go hiding somewhere.

Jax,

I love this take.

Just so you know, it’s a play on words. Not only does it mean “I said the wrong thing” but literally “I should not have said the word that”.

systemglitch, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

American Civil War II feels closer every day.

Omega_Haxors,

Doog whiisstlleeesss

saltnotsugar, in the reason for the season, idk

This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.

boatsnhos931, in alternative to trees

Young drunk me would love to throw a brick at one of these…I don’t know why but it looks very tempting

bucketofcandyfloss, in the reason for the season, idk

Drippy cock

thefartographer,

Found my urologist!

bucketofcandyfloss, in Ready to roll

Cute duck is all you need

Syrus, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

It’s proving to be extremely difficult to escape U.S. politics on lemmy as a european because the rest of the world is vastly outnumbered here. But at least it’s not voat or ruqqus… I’ll take left wing morons over right wing retards any day.

dangblingus,

There aren’t any left wing candidates in the US.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

I think we’re the “left wing morons” that are being referred to here.

Syrus, (edited )

You don’t get it… It was supposed to be a compliment…

voidMainVoid,

That isn’t true. They’re in the Green Party.

Syrus,

No, he has a point, your left wing is pretty centered…

Although your 2 party system makes it difficult to distinguish…

I’d say you have a centre right and centre left party… Trump touched the edges of the far right but you’ve seen nothing yet…

ChiefSinner, in soak and jump hump

Gross

Linkerbaan, (edited ) in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

If only the Dems could just replace Genocide Joe with someone that isn’t a senile piece of shit this wouldn’t have to be a moral dillemma

Aabbcc,

NOOOOOOOO you have to love and kiss Joe Biden who else could even run you must love trump if you don’t want to vote Joe NOOOOOOOO it’s your fault if trump wins now, not the democrats fault for running a dinosaur

banneryear1868,

wtf did you just say? you don’t wanna let Joe smell your hair? THIS IS HOW WE GET TRUMP!!

dangblingus,

They’re not going to change their strategy, so your best bet is to get on board and talk about solutions rather than scoring cheap Biden-dunking points on lemmy.

banneryear1868,

Oh look an American “adult in the room.” This is SERIOUS guise don’t even talk about Biden, you let him smell your hair and talk real solutions or you get Trump! And no dunks allowed if I see you dunking you’re a Russian troll!

dangblingus,

Trump is 3 years younger than Biden and was the oldest president ever elected at the time.

dangblingus,

Oh give over. How is Biden senile but Trump isn’t? Maybe if there weren’t so many myopic takes like this all over the internet, people could actually talk about all of Biden’s policy wins.

Linkerbaan,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Them both being senile geriatrics doesn’t make this any better.

The last two months have undone any kind of “win” Biden made.

You do genocide you get minus infinity points.

nolight, (edited )

And what do you get with Trump? Internal genocide? Once they start enforcing their anti-LGBTQ legislations you will very much be able to call it a genocide.

Chr0nos1, (edited )

I loathe Trump, and I’m Bi, but I’ll guarantee if he gets reelected, there will be no genocide of LGBT people. Quit making things up, he’s already a piece of shit without imaginary wrongs being added. At most, I could see him denying any sort of medical transitioning for Trans minors, including hormones and surgery, but that’s it. That isn’t genocide.

nolight,

There are conditions and individual situations where the meds are crucial, but yes, I agree, the “genocide” thing was surely overblown.

And still, I can’t imagine people willing to reelect him over Biden, there is just no way…

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t need to imagine, that’s the sad part

Linkerbaan,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Oh noes not the LGBT’s! Doing genocide is fine but won’t someone think of the LGBT’s!!!

If only the Democrats found had a possibility to not nominate Genocide Joe.

But I guess that it’s literally physically impossible to not nominate him.

banneryear1868,

“Jeez this genocide is pretty bad for Palestinians Biden’s polling.”

Linkerbaan, (edited )
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Won’t anyone think of the children Arab votes in swing states!

Anticorp,

If Biden is senile, then trump is an amorphous blob of barely sentient biomass.

QuodamoresDei, in alternative to trees

What about a nice shrubbery?

JTheDoc,

And then another shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle.

banneryear1868, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

If you talk about America in any negative light it’s always assumed to be relevant to the election, and they feel obligated to interject with, “this is how you get Trump” at any opportunity. To accept criticism of America they need to make sure this phrase stating the obvious is included somewhere: “Democrats may be bad sure, but they’re clearly better than Trump.” Unless you express that specific sentiment you’re assumed to either be an idiot or helping Trump get elected. Always very touchy when it comes to their asinine politics and obsessed with making sure everyone agrees with them or you’re their worst enemy.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, (edited )

It doesn’t help that the “both sides are bad” argument is commonly used by right wing trolls. Lots of liberals have the immediate reaction to get defensive because they’ve seen how quickly the “ugh this specific thing I don’t like sucks” argument devolves into “nothing has changed with Joe so it doesn’t make a difference,” which leads into “might as well not vote at all, or vote red because it doesn’t make a difference.”

banneryear1868,

Just the phrase “both sides” on it’s own can get this ridiculous charade going. Both sides are political parties in the US, both sides further America’s geopolitical interests, both sides are largely financed by corporate donors who donate to both parties, both sides are economically right wing, both sides engage and amp up the post-political partisan spectacle. “HEY THIS RUSSIAN TROLL SAID THE BAD WORDS!”

wowwoweowza, in Know your enemy

The point of this graphic is that you should dedicate your labour to doing something that you love and also benefits your community.

My wife and I were just talking about this topic and we landed on the Jessie Eisenberg movie VIVARIUM. It’s ab allegory for being trapped in our dystopia where there are forces at work trying to oppress us with useless labour. The fact is, currently, the only choice we have is to discover work that is meaningful for us – personally. My job is a helper job. I pay taxes. I do my helper job knowing I’ve contributed. It lightens the pain of the dystopia while we wait for the top 10% to start paying their fair share again. The Eisenhower tax rates were real.

See VIVARIUM – it may not be a banned film but the corporations sure as fuck don’t want you to see it. Welcome to your world.

sciencesebi, in The truth is still out there

The truth is that there’s crazies everywhere. Even in the military

ComradeKhoumrag,
@ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub avatar

How do you know that truth in particular is the answer?

sciencesebi,

I don’t. But people are acting like one cunt telling a story with no coroboration is a smoking gun. It’s not.

banneryear1868, in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

You know what, I’m just gonna say it. American’s stupid political situation will destroy the world. There I said it. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e5f8071a-f0b0-429f-b1a2-30bee1b9caff.png

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

America has delusions of adequacy. They couldn’t even win a war against unarmed civilians. TWICE! You’re not that important.

dangblingus,

Thank decades of education cuts.

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