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captainlezbian, in ain't got no rizz

Anyway don’t start conversations with your wife with “ay girl”

Zaphod, in ain't got no rizz

frfr ong no cap bro

Jake_Farm, in Well I feel better now.
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Who would want to go to Australia?

BonesOfTheMoon,

This is a question of mine as well. It’s hot as balls.

not_woody_shaw,

“Located three quarters of an inch from the surface of the sun” - Dylan Moran

MargotRobbie,

🥺

Hawk,

I’m sorry Margot. Australia has its charms, but Austria is pure beauty.

Seudo,

Mostly convicts

SuperSpruce, in Well I feel better now.

I once almost accidentally flew to Puerto Rico rather than my city on the way back from a Thanksgiving trip because they unexpectedly delayed the flight and switched the gates

SamXavia, in Home decor
@SamXavia@kbin.social avatar

@Exusia Same

Spaghetti_Hitchens, in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

Ladies. I am so swole on the lord

theletterw, in Peace Tea? It's 2x the price and it's bad.

I actually like the flavours of Peace Tea better 😔 but it’s also a lot more common here than Arizona.

Spuddaccino,

Same. Arizona’s great with the flavors they have, but they don’t have a peach tea, which is my go-to if I want iced tea.

bastian_5, in ain't got no rizz

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I add words to my online vocabulary first, and when I’m comfortable slipping shit like bet and yeet and based into my comments I start slipping them into my real vocab

psycho_driver, in I hope this post finds you well...

If you’re on the fence about getting a cat, just know this is a typical mental wellness day for your average cat.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle, in Bazinga

That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn’t want it to get awkward

interolivary, in Moss' cat.
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

That kitty’s got a war face if I ever saw one

DmMacniel, in Moss' cat.

So they are being challenged to street countdown?

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

they dressed up pretty thick too, since it can get pretty cold.

atx_aquarian,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

They look like they’re off to a ruddy good tnetennba.

DmMacniel,

Excuse your language. My eyes are not a toilet!

taiyang, in ain't got no rizz

I still say cool beans.

z500,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar

That phrase is just objectively cool beans, though

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Same. I can’t stop. Pls help.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, no, that doesn’t count. That’s a classic bit of slang, not some trendy wave.

taiyang,

It was when the Jumanji cartoon was a thing! I’m just old.

Peaty,

Cool beans comes from the 1960s or earlier.

taiyang,

They brought it back briefly in the 90s, though!

Peaty,

They did and I thought it was new back then but I was wrong.

It’s like “bet” in that I thought that was also newer when it came back until I watched Eddie Murphy hosting SNL for the first time and he used it in the monologue.

rbos,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

Streets ahead, brah. The Brahm Meister.

RizzRustbolt,

Awesome possum.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Is this like the weird “criss cross apple sauce”?

Mordachai_Shedbacon,

and radical rice!

onichama, in Better take an advil

I only know ibuprofen as a pain killer, but good to know it can also reduce fever!

captainlezbian,

It blocks inflammation of all sorts

devfuuu,

It was the key drug being deployed during the covid war. I survived tks to it. Saw god a few times.

Summzashi,

Reading this makes me think it was thorazine instead of ibuprofen.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

DMT is more likely.

theangryseal,

Interesting, as someone who takes Suboxone, I avoid Tylenol because of potential liver issues. I was told during the pandemic that ibuprofen caused things to be worse. It was a confusing time and a very scary time.

It’s hard to know what info to trust these days.

DancingIsForbidden, (edited ) in Moss' cat.
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

So can this whole confrontation be avoided if I offer your cat some milk?He looks angry and I’m sure this was all a misunderstaIM SORRY PLEASE DONT HURT ME ANGRYCAT

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

It better be premium sardines or fresh salmon, about half of adult cats are lactose intolerant and/or don’t care about milk

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