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Mindfury, in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
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reminder that this dweeb saw himself as a slavemaster in a post-collapse future

Hadriscus,

really ?

Mindfury,
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"I also have this somewhat egotistical view that I’m a pretty good leader. I will probably be in charge, or at least not a slave, when push comes to shove.”

From “Doomsday Prep for the Super-Rich” in The New Yorker

emilygage,
@emilygage@lemmy.ml avatar

That sure is something. Jesus Christ.

TransplantedSconie, in You kids would not remember.

The guy in the photo was raised by black sharecroppers, a target of an assassination, a multimillionaire inventor/carnival worker, and lost it all only to finally find his rhythm after being homeless and destitute.

You’d be gray haired too.

z3rOR0ne, in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
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Fuck Musk, Spez, and Zuck, and throw in Gates and Bezos while you’re at it. Each of them has made their own personal empires of shit.

GreyEyedGhost,

You can’t mention those and not mention Larry Ellison. If it weren’t for him, OpenOffice wouldn’t have forked.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

wait explain im confused

NoisyFlake,

The link doesn’t load. What did Gates do that you‘d put him in the same category as the rest?

z3rOR0ne,
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Gates continued his bullshit well into his philanthrophy days.

And it looks like that the invidious instance that served my original post’s link is temprarily down. So here’s another link.

ulkesh,
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He is notorious for Microsoft’s anti-competitive practices in the 1990s. But, I wouldn’t put him in that company today. His philanthropy since leaving Microsoft is no joke.

rotopenguin, in funny meme title
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NathanUp, in my precious!
@NathanUp@lemmy.ml avatar

I once had a deduction from my deposit for a paintbrush and can of paint left on top of a kitchen cabinet; it had been left by their team when I moved in.

Letstakealook,

You left it there the entire time you lived there?

bamboo,

I have some paint in a cabinet which was leftover from when I moved in. I figured it might be useful if I need to touch up anything (although I haven’t used it in 2 years yet, so it might not be good anymore). At first I thought that another person’s comment was weird, before realizing I’m basically the same, except that I leave the paint in a cabinet.

Fizz, in Wamter
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Bros I love water so fucking much

drolex,

Oh really? Name all the water molecules then?

irmoz,

Hydrogen

Oxygen

Joe mama

ipha, in Just a tiny bit spicy

If I say I want spicy – I want to be in visible discomfort and bystanders should be concerned for my safety.

Jay, in They never admit they were just wrong

WeLl tHe GoVeRnMeNt cHaNgEd ThE pLaN BeCaUsE tHe TrUtH WaS uNcOvErEd.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Me: “What about all of the other governments? Europe, Africa, Australia, Russia, they’re all in total agreement and doing it together?”

Them: processing that there are other countries and governments outside of the US’s control

Neato, in But if you're 3 minutes late they throw a hissyfit
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Their time is more important than your time because they've triple booked all their patients in order to maximize profits. I hope 7min enough to discuss your entire physical health and chronic pain treatment options. If not they'll have to schedule you a follow up because there are other patients waiting! /s

bleistift2,

Of course, they’re just greedy bastards. It’s not like there were too few doctors for too many patients.

Every minute you’re waiting your doctor is caring for someone else.

Catoblepas,

Growing up with a sibling who needed some pretty serious surgeries early on (and then needing some myself as a teen), I spent a lot of time as a kid in doctor’s offices. I learned very quickly that going to a doctor’s office and waiting is a good thing, because it means you are not the most urgent problem the doctor has to attend to. Someone else could be currently getting their cancer diagnosis explained to them, or the odds of making it alive through surgery, or any other dire shit people hear in doctor’s offices. Just because you’re there for antibiotics for a sinus infection it doesn’t mean everyone is.

Like yeah, it’s annoying to wait. You literally have the internet in your pocket though, you can entertain yourself. If you keep getting rushed out of appointments because you have too much to discuss you need to tell the front desk when you call that you need to be scheduled for a longer appointment. If your schedule allows it always do early morning appointments, they have shorter wait times because you’re not dealing with 15 other people with appointments before you all being 5 minutes late and fucking up the schedule.

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MystikIncarnate, in EVs

I’m entertained by the fact that everyone gets hung up on how EVs are still not totally green because the electricity comes from coal fired plants or that there’s still manufacturing emissions and stuff…

It’s like, yeah, but compared to an ICE car, which has all the same problems (environmental cost of manufacturing the vehicle, mining and refining the fuel, transporting it, etc) but EVs don’t actively pollute nearly as much during use, and they speak as if these are of equal environmental cost, and they’re not. Additionally, ICE vehicles need a lot more oil to operate that needs to be changed and disposed of every few thousand miles.

It’s like doing less harm isn’t valuable to the people arguing against it, but then again, those are probably the same people who drive their V8 truck to get groceries.

vithigar,

Plus there are plenty of people, like myself, who live in areas where the electricity comes from mostly renewable sources.

MystikIncarnate,

Me too. I’m pretty well surrounded by nuclear and hydro-electric here in southern Ontario.

pingveno,

Also, charging from the electrical grid means EV’s immediately get future improvements in CO2 usage when the grid improves its mix of power sources.

ButtholeSpiders, in Think about it

Think about it? It’s all I think about already!

snowraven, in FOSS/Selfhosted FTW!

WhY sHoUld i cAre I hAVe notHing To hiDe AnYWay!!!

xusontha,

Just keep all your data in a public repository, then you don’t have to worry about it!

Stalins_Spoon, in Memes needs moderators
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Why limit it to lemmy.ml?

dessalines,

Its a good idea to have communities moderated by local users, in case there are any issues with federation or reports federating.

incompetentboob, in Memes needs moderators

I’ll take one for the team, bang through some privileges and I’ll start moderating the shit out of this community.

No pooping, beans and stroganoff for everyone!

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

No poop for you!

Man, what a poop nazi.

getoffthedrugsdude, in New stroganoff research just dropped

How is the beef stroganoff?

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