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TheMusicalFruit, in What the hell is going on at Wikipedia?

Do not put your dick in that.

FARTYSHARTBLAST,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t tell me what to do.

glitch1985,

*until you let it cool down a bit.

Rodeo,

37.5 degrees Celsius is ideal.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Too late, on my way to the hospital.

rockSlayer,

I don’t know, that pizzussy is looking mighty fine

Introversion,

But warm! And cheese!

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Look, I came here to chew gum and fuck ussy, and I’m all out of gum, musicalfruit-ussy

Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

That was actually harder to say out loud than I thought.

The_Eminent_Bon,

People express their love in many ways

keryxa,

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

thorbot, in Really?

Apparently I’m not adulting because when I get home I’m excited to get stoned and play video games

TwoBeeSan,

I wonder what percentage of the US falls into this camp.

I know I deifnelty do lol.

SaltyIceteaMaker, in You have more fun with the FPS counter off

Everone can play what they want but 30 fps is unbearable in most -not all- games

SuperSpruce,

To me, 30fps is unbearable in fast paced games, but okay in slow paced games. This is a slow paced game, so I’m fine as long as the fps stays above 24 with a 1% low of at least 20.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Let’s put it this way:

Everyone has different standards in terms of motion blur they can bear, and you need a certain framerate to achieve that standard at any given speed of motion on screen.

TheDarksteel94,

It’s not just about how smooth the game looks, but also how smooth it feels to control. 30 fps is way too sluggish for me. Granted, most people would probably reach a point of diminishing return somewhere after 60 fps, unless you’re someone with the reflexes and hardware (high polling rate mouse, good frame timing on your monitor, low system lag, etc.) to back it up. I’m quite comfy between 120 to 144 fps, but there’s some absolute monsters out there who would probably find that too slow.

If it’s not a very fast moving game, like a turn based RPG, then it doesn’t matter that much, but at least 60 fps is still a must for me to not look like a slideshow.

miss_brainfart, (edited )
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Latency plays a big part too, that’s true. I mentioned that in another comment.

Though how bad a higher latency feels is also tied to how fast you move your mouse. Slowly panning across the map of your city builder makes latency less of an issue than wanting to hit flickshots in Counterstrike.

Latency and framerate go hand in hand, though depending on the game, one might be more important to you than the other.

Which is where frame interpolation gets funny.

icedterminal,

We really should move away from 30 fps as a baseline for PC gaming.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Its ok, not everyone has parents like yours that gift you a Threadripper CPU + RTX 4090 Founder GPU on your 16th birthday.

cashews_best_nut,

In my day 30fps in Unreal Tournament was considered reasonable.

funktion,

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors’ emotional scars. Peoples’ standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

30fps is 2001

Some people do not deserve an internet connection. There should be a stupidity test to pass before being allowed to use it.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Kids these days…

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Well unreal Tournament is older than me and i am a legal adult. So suffice to say that the technology wasn’t really there yet for games

Alexstarfire,

You would be wrong.

257m,

Maybe I’m just not very observant but I can barely tell the difference between 30 fps and 60 fps. I only start to notice below 25.

icedterminal,

Everyone’s perception is different. I can do 60 fps. I prefer 90 fps minimum and 120 fps target. I see no benefit at 144 or higher. Anything below 60 fps and I just get frustrated. That’s my perception.

30 fps though is something we should move away from. Given how far we’ve come in with all kinds of hardware and software features.

Anamnesis,

Wild. 60 looks terrible to me. I can’t really tell the difference above 120fps though.

teagrrl,
@teagrrl@lemmy.ml avatar

I played RuneScape 3 for years at 18 fps on max settings on my shitter computer and I honestly couldn’t tell at all and had fun the whole time.

TheOakTree,

I remember playing OSRS and Team Fortress 2 on my shitter PC with like 10-20fps.

It was fine back then, considering my brain hadn’t yet normalized 60+, but nowadays I struggle with anything under 50fps. I guess I played too many fast-paced games since then because Switch games that fluctuate between 25-30fps really turn me off from playing.

Honytawk,

I’ve played plenty of minecraft at 15-20 fps and had an awesome time.

Unbearable is wholly subjective.

PeWu,

Can agree. I can play 30fps without complaints because most of my life I was playing on low-end PCs

crispy_kilt, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Guten Tag.

rob64,
InputZero,

Gluten Guten Tag Sie.

Khorgor666, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@Khorgor666@feddit.de avatar

Sie haben geläutet?

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Sure it is

the blank white one is a Linux user

CafecitoHippo,

Just looks like a second confederate flag to me.

bhamlin,

Or France

mindbleach,

Ah, blackout blinds.

Polar, in Paradox how could you

Do you have any idea how excited I was for the GTA trilogy remake? I’ve been waiting for so long. Only to be slapped in the face.

The worst part is that I know rockstar will never attempt to remake them again. I’ll never get that San Andreas remaster.

arc,

The issue is that Rockstar never remade GTA.

They outsourced that work to Grove Street Games who had already done the mobile ports and said have at it. Grove Street Games took their mobile ports (which were already compromised) and adapted them back to console & PC with a new engine. I assume everything was done on the cheap and to a deadline and what they produced is what they produced. For Rockstar it wasn’t a labour of love, it was money for old rope and if they had given a damn they wouldn’t have outsourced it or at least had stricter quality controls & acceptance on what someone made for them.

Rockstar made a slightly better job with their RDR port in that they didn’t completely fuck it up but it was still outsourced and a minimal effort.

mandolrain, in Paradox how could you
@mandolrain@lemmy.world avatar

Payday 3 :(

CriticalMiss,

I’ve been a fan of the series for a very long time. Since the first game. But the overkill that released PD:TH isn’t the overkill of today. They are extremely incompetent and replaced by fresh blood. PD3 is going to be a mess and I will not be surprised if they go back to releasing PD2 DLCs again.

UnverifiedAPK,

I’m just so confused over the time-limited “premium” currency that you can only buy with in-game cash.

Pons_Aelius, in The only thing worse than this is when your boss says it on a Friday afternoon.

Listen and then say.

So this will mean overtime? Or can it wait till Monday?

SamboT,

And then he says: Wait you don’t work here. Who are you?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Woo-hoo unemployment pay while I find a better job!

PrinceHabib72,

Unless you’re salary. A wise man once told me “The longer it takes us to do this, the closer we get to minimum wage.”

Pons_Aelius,

If you are on salary and your Boss pulls this shit on Friday afternoon. It time to find a firm that actually respects your skill-set.

explodicle,

The bottom range of salaried employees are just so employers can pull this shit, and get paid less than higher paid hourly people.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Depending on the state you should still be paid overtime. The only exceptions are the really high paid executives and ceos. Mostly because they already get crazy bonuses for doing nothing.

bdonvr,

If you make over $36k and are salaried in most cases you’re exempt from overtime AFAIK

Rodeo,

This why you negotiate an equivalent hourly rate instead.

They’re paying for your time just as much as they’re paying for your skills.

PrinceHabib72,

Hell no. I’ve been salaried and I’ve been hourly. I am more than willing to put in a few 50-55 or so hour weeks a year in exchange for being able to come in late or leave early for appointments without trouble, working about 35 hours a week every other week at most, being able to work from home more or less whenever I need to, never getting flagged for not clocking in/out at the right time… the list goes on and on. My salary is for 40 hour weeks, and I hold to that when I need to. But the reality of my job is that when there’s a crisis I need to be there. I’ll take that for all the advantages any day.

Rodeo,

I’ll take my 32 hour weeks every week with no 50+ hour weeks ever, thank you very much.

Never had any problems making appointments either. You either had a shitty boss or you were letting yourself be pushed around.

PrinceHabib72,

What? Where do you work that you get paid for 40 hours while working and clocked in for 32 and also get to be clocked in while you’re not there? I have a fantastic boss and do not let myself get pushed around.

SirQuackTheDuck,

I’m on salary, still not working overhours unless I get paid. My contract states 40 hours, I’m working 40 hours. Need more? Pay significantly more.

Etterra, in O.O

Now you know one reason why you should always ask who a gift is for instead of assuming.

ebenixo,

How would the confusing meme work if we can’t assume that the protag is somehow idiotically/unrealistically confusing their own gift with the dogs?

Mikelius, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

Charcuterie board with integrated multi cheese slicers

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in He's not popular, but he means well
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That’s really surprising for a sith. We must be cautious.

SonicBlue03, in A sticky situation

S’mut

magmaus3, in Boop
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

what

tilcica,

2 things im wondering here. first: the fuck is this supposed to mean? second: how does this have this many upvotes?

NENathaniel,
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

I think you’re overthinking it. Seems like a basic entertaining shitpost to me

tilcica,

ehhhh i like shitposts…this doesnt seem like one to me, just basic conspiracy theory garbage

might just be me tho

BruceTwarzen,

I think bob ross gives automatic upvotes.

Darkenfolk,

Super edgy, never seen before, “they are turning the freaking frogs gay” content.

Globulart, (edited ) in Please...

The Internet is a depressing place today :(

Is this because OP doesn’t like people talking about their happiness which they’ve been unable to find? Or is it they think true love doesn’t exist?

Either way, sorry.

mrbubblesort,
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

Maybe they're talking about that song by Pink, in which case I 100% sympathize with OP's point

Johanno,

What is love?

eltimablo,

A miserable pile of secrets.

Wait, fuck, wrong meme.

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