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Vode_An, (edited ) in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

Please take pity on the Italians, they sent their best to America and now they are trying their best.

GreenTeaRedFlag,

I had to eat in that shitty country for a bit this summer, I will show them the kindness they showed me.

crycry, in Good rule to live by
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This has been my number 1 rule since I learned I was being an arse.

MrSilkworm,
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qarbone, in How does she know...

She got massive hands cuz those things are chunksters

_dev_null,
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You’re not lying. I built an entirely new PC just to accommodate a 40 series, because there was no way it would fit in my old case. No way…

https://lemmy.zxcvn.xyz/pictrs/image/87832ed2-734e-477d-82db-f672b3b62ef3.jpeg

FuryMaker, in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time

Found money in Vietnam once, and was forever looking at every piece of trash on the sides of roads thereafter.

Sabre363, in Regret

A modern day tragedy.

kewwwi,
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a timeless classic. as relevant today as it would have been in ancient greece. 10/10.

craftyindividual,

Talking of which, it seems far more believable after this meme that Chrysippus died laughing at a donkey eating figs.

kewwwi,
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I love you, man, that’s funny

radioactiveradio, in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time

And what if he found a new species of bush that grows pie huh?

BedSharkPal, in I am depressed guys

I assume he’s red all the time from some sort of shitty TRT regime like Dana White. Couple of real tomato bros those two.

lemmiter, in Everyone's upset a Youtube blocking adblockers, meanwhile this exists

Aww!! If they say it so cutely, I might disable adblocker only for that site.

hakunawazo, in .🫨.
Sanctus, in I have bad news for you...
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Pedopedop

remotelove,
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Pedo pee

Ghostalmedia, in I have bad news for you...
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Poor Seth Rogan

bus_factor,

If Joe Rogan and Seth Rogen had a child

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in What is your favorite type of inflation?

A popular American fast food chain to be raising the prices on some menu items due to inflation. Look up “Sonic Burger Inflation” to learn more.

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in Minmaxxing
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I especially love the BLATEN RASICM perk being in the same dlc as Joshua Graham.

MartinXYZ, in Minmaxxing

What is this referring to? I’ve played New Vegas and don’t remember anything about bisexuals…

captain_aggravated,
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(this is an outsider’s understanding; I have not played the game myself)

There are two perks you can get in the game: “Lady Killer”, which grants a charisma buff (or something like that) when talking to female characters, and also allows you to do +10% damage to female characters. “Black Widow” grants the same charisma (or whatever) when talking to male characters, and the same +10% damage to male characters. It’s possible to get both of these perks at the same time.

It is my understanding that the previous game, Fallout 3, prevented anything but heteronormative interactions ie to romance a female NPC the player had to choose a male character, etc. To quote hbomberguy, “It implies that Bethesda doesn’t think gay people exist.” By contrast, New Vegas allows any character to take either of the above perks, or both at the same time, allowing one to roleplay as a gay or bisexual character to an admittedly tiny degree.

EmoDuck,

Small addendum, it’s not quite a Charisma buff. Instead, you sometimes get special dialogue related to your perks which looks like this:

[Confirmed Bachelor] “Why yes, I also like to play ‘hide the snake’”

[Barter] “I’m not gay, but 20 caps is 20 caps”

“Sorry, not interested”

reeen,

And also, it’s confirmed bachelor and lady killer for men interacting with other men and with women, and cherchez la femme and black widow for female PCs against women and men (respectively)

IzzyScissor,

One of the companions has a super high science/medicine skill requirement or a quest before you can recruit him.

Unless you’re gay, in which case you just flirt with him and he agrees to join you. It’s pretty great.

SpooksMcDoots,

I’m pretty sure he will also take pity on you if you have low intelligence.

EmoDuck,

The two most attractive traits in a man, being gay or being incredibly dumb

Sagifurius,

I’m pretty sure I had a female character that slept with female characters in the casino gang missions

EmoDuck,

NPCs actually have sexualities. The only way to beat the game with sex% is to abuse a bug and change your gender mid game

Socsa, (edited ) in Core Values

Marxist Leninists when they haven’t ignored 150 years of contemporary political science for sixteen microseconds

rando895,

Which parts exactly?

Socsa, (edited )

Mostly the parts where autocracy doesn’t liberate the workers. Even temporarily.

sevenapples,

ah yes, the famous “autocracy of the proletariat”

Shaggy0291,

…As told to you by bourgeois funded academics

Twelve20two,

Every time I start to listen and learn from people more left than I am, they get to the part about how after revolution there’s probably going to be a period of autocratic rule that should then dissolve by the will of the people. Except none of them talk about plans to actually facilitate the transfer of power, or better yet, prove Lenin wrong by not going thru a period of more authoritarianism.

mindbleach,

And “communism has never been tried” is such a stupid word game.

They tried to try. What happened, fellas? How’d it go?

Twelve20two,

If anything, communism has been tried, but it’s never been achieved. A stateless, classless, currencyless society still sounds frickin awesome… But that’s not we’ve had :(

Socsa,

Right, the massive gap in Marxist theory is, and has always been, workable statecraft.

DeepGradientAscent,
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In Animal Farm, the pigs where instrumental in starting the animals’ revolution, and directly after, the pigs never relinquished control.

SirStumps,
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That poor horse.

DeepGradientAscent,
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I dunno who down-voted you, but fuck that guy. Take my up vote.

The horse got done dirty.

bandario,
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You better be quiet before you summon the bears.

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