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Amends1782, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

Goddammit Saddam Hussein fucks me up every time

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

You and 182,000 Kurdish people

craftyindividual,

And the Marsh Arabs :(

bingbong,

And the Bush family :(

chooglers,

baked beans

Nacktmull, in yoink
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Fun fact: I once got a lifetime ban on r/artefactporn for saying the British museum should give all the stolen stuff back.

Track_Shovel,
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Lmfao.

That sounds about right for Reddit.

Z3R0C00l, in can I skip class?
@Z3R0C00l@artemis.camp avatar

Is his name Donald trump? Because he seems awfully proud of his.

BudgetBandit, in i missed my true calling

Ah. Streamer.

Omega_Haxors, in Get in the ocea Fishji!
shalafi, (edited ) in Aberdeen

Oh god.

During his testimony, he often sat with his shoulders slumped and his hands clasped between his legs. On occasion, he crossed his arms over his chest and looked down his nose.

Like a toddler being called on his misbehavior.

Trump testified that he believed he was worth more than his financial statements reflected, concluding: “Therefore, you have no case.”

“I said it so it’s TRUUUUUU!” What is this shit? “It’s fake and gay and so are you!”

“I have a castle,” he said at another.

And I have a racecar bed. Jesus fucking Christ.

“I am being forced to take the witness stand tomorrow in a SHAM trial…

He never had to take the stand in the first place. He didn’t even have to be in the courtroom.

torknorggren,

He never had to take the stand in the first >place. He didn’t even have to be in the courtroom.

I thought he did have to take the stand, but didn’t have to be there for the rest of the trial. AFAIK he’s compelled to testify (or take the fifth, but he and the kids have to do one or the other).

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston, (edited )

fake and gay.

LOL, Moot said it right

son_named_bort, in can I skip class?

At least the dad can’t see his son’s embarrassment.

Siegfried, in If only dreams came true

Its a shame the color wasn’t used… it could have been blue for americans or red for the civilized world

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/Universal_Healthcare_by_Country.svg

It’s green and red here. Green means country has UHC.

Sotuanduso, (edited )

Glad I’m not in one of those countries. I like healing from my cuts and scrapes without golden apples.

EDITDoes anyone remember Mindcrack UHC?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
arudesalad,

I’m confused. Are you talking about the colours of the left leaning parties?

Siegfried,

If you have a better suggestion, go ahead

arudesalad,

I just want you to explain your joke

Siegfried,

Well, I just thought it would have been a nice detail…

Soulg,

An even greater detail would be to actually answer them. Like an would.

Siegfried, (edited )

Answer to what? Isn’t it obvious? Anyway, im no american gracias a dios

At this point I can’t distinguish if people are being triggered due to polarization or to an extremely bad detail

IWantToFuckSpez, (edited ) in Anti Homeless Architecture

Housing + mental healthcare. Without mental healthcare you’d just be proving these NIMBYs right.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Housing + universal healthcare

Clbull,
NegativeLookBehind, in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!

dditty,

She’s not pretending she’s just creating biased propaganda funded by Bill Gates and George Soros so the government can implant us with 5G mind-control microchips to make us autistic zombies.

/s

Ragincloo,

That may or may not be true but there’s a good chance there’s some dehydrated milk in the lab

SlopppyEngineer,

Probably a picture of a quality control lab in a food factory. They’re pretty anal about everything being within spec for safety, product consistency and legal reasons.

Denvil,

Anal and food quality control are two things I did not want to see in a comment together

Mac,

There’s an ass eating joke in here somewhere.

Denvil,

Damn, you wouldn’t expect somebody named Mac to have the delay of Windows (you’re a month late to this comment section lol)

Mac,

It was a slow day so i ended up browsing by top-month after going through everything else. Lmao

BunBunInTheSun,

Certainly explains the short sleeves of the lab coat!

ThrowawayPermanente,

And it’s going to be the best damn orange juice you’ve ever tasted

Alexstarfire, in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.

I’ve never been a fan of standing for concerts. But I especially hate fuckers who buy the seats in front of me then stand up most of the concert. IF YOU WANTED TO STAND THERE WERE DEDICATED PLACES THAT WOULDN’T OBSTRUCT MY VIEW.

Rubanski,

I can only assume standing tickets were sold out

fossilesque, in Aberdeen
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Is Aberdeen still fucked for housing like it was a decade ago? I had a miserable time trying to rent when I lived there because the offshore folk went at the market like vultures.

steeznson,

I was at uni there for 4 years and it was extremely expensive to rent. It was getting close to St Andrews at one point. I left in 2015.

Friends who stayed after the oil crash in 2016 ended up getting phone calls from their landlords asking them if they can reduce the amount of rent they need to pay in exchange to stay for an extra year.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Haha, that was right after I left! Damnit!

youCanCallMeDragon, in i missed my true calling
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Low key would love to be a garden hermit

Sotuanduso,

I think he’d rather be the king of Asgard, but okay.

bravesilvernest,

Take your dang up for the light chuckle

Sotuanduso,

I low key appreciate it.

Kooneybert, in The whole situation sickens me

Krusty is Jewish, perfect fitting meme

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Lmao! I forgot about that. Perfect.

whileloop, in can I skip class?
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

Someone’s not going to college.

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