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TWeaK, in survival optional.

If we get high enough the sound barrier will be at highway speeds.

Bene7rddso,

True, but if you’re high you shoukdn’t drive

soumerd_retardataire, in don't know, don't care

Justice≠Revenge, otherwise Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib, and the rest, would be justified.
If every evil was stopped though it would be the end of ‘our trip’/‘any possible progress’.

sloppy_diffuser, in Never buy used air pods

i.insider.com/5936b56079474ccf008b6f29?width=1500

Would pair well with the G4 era themed dildo speakers.

Fleur__, in We're doomed
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

It’s joever

MedicPigBabySaver, in literally no clue

Weak

robocall, in I have several questions, actually
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

What’s the question?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Location of the reproductive system.

That is what I think.

charliespider,

Between the legs right?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Yeah, similar to a horse.

Enkers,

I’d argue this is different from a centaur. Since horses have four legs and humans have two, the womanoman’s graft would need to be towards the posterior of the forward woman, instead of above the hips like where the upper part of a centaur’s graft would be. Two sets of human legs indicates there should probably be two sets of… erm… equipment.

SnipingNinja,

But how many butt holes?

Enkers,

That’s a good question… I think for this to work properly, the digestive tract can’t just stop in the middle, they’ve got to be plumbed together into series. That means the first one would have to be disconnected, so if it was left in, it wouldn’t be functional in its typical evolutionary context.

SnipingNinja,

No shit anal finally possible /jk

Sakychu,

Which legs though?

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

Depends, you a horse or human?

Godort,

Does she possess 2 ribcages

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Asking the real questions.

FinalRemix,

Only in Mortal Kombat.

collegefurtrader, in Never buy used air pods

Real talk, would that work?

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

it was alright, nokia did it better.

TheSecurityNinja,

You would definitely feel the bass

EmperorHenry, in literally no clue
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I have flowery bushes in my yard. and several of my neighbors planted flowers too.

MargotRobbie, in Celebrating my release...

lemmy.world/post/858027

Funny to see other people here had the same idea as me, and what I wrote months ago coming back in meme format.

We WILL see the sunlight again.

wowwoweowza,

This is my second reply — it was you who said the touching thing— “To be a Redditor is to be cynical, to be a lemming is to be sincere.”

I spent the last month and more poking around only Mastodon because of the “follower” impression lemming has and have come up with a more palatable association for Lemmy: Let me. Let me be a part of this better internet you envision.

Anyway— thanks for replying to my humble meme in this new platform. I’m still feeling my way into it.

wowwoweowza,

Wow… I read that whole thing— up to the continued in the comments.

There was a comment in this thread about Reddit being about cynicism and the Fediverse being about authenticity (something even sweeter) and I read your mini essay and just loved it and found it whatever that sweeter word is.

What gets me about this thread are the insults from Reddit refugees who don’t understand that the only way to topple Reddit — leave it the ghost town it deserves to be — is to live this optimism and to actually be the honey we thought Reddit once was.

Everything you wrote about Reddit was spot on.

Do you remember at the beginning of the collapse they rushed a reiteration of r/ place? What a joke.

Anyway — I’m happy to join the Fediverse and Lemmy especially. I see it’s decentralized nature, and the fact we can all set up a server, as Lemme meaning: Let Me! Lemmy join. lemme participate. Lemme run an instance.

Gorvin, (edited ) in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager

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  • OutlierBlue,

    Monkeys were in that lineage between single celled organisms and you.

    Dkarma,

    Apes. Not monkeys.

    OutlierBlue,

    Apes evolved from monkeys. Monkeys are in your lineage.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    You got it backward—monkeys evolved from apes.

    Like this:

    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/683008b2-8e91-4ee4-9574-215139ec168a.jpeg


    Edit: I was wrong. See my comment 2 levels below.

    Portosian,

    Lol, this is also wrong. Replace ape with primate and you’ve got something more accurate. If you actually care about maintaining phyletic groups then apes ( and thus humans) are old world monkeys.

    Gorvin,

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  • OutlierBlue,

    Monkeys are a group of animals. Our ancestors come from that group. They are classified as monkeys. All of us had monkey ancestors.

    I think you’re confusing that with the specific species of monkey that are alive today. Those are distant relatives of ours, not ancestors.

    DocBlaze,

    you came from your dad’s ballsack. science approves.

    darcy, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    is there not a mininum for shoplifting to be illegal ?

    Crashumbc,

    It would be state law depending.

    Ashe,

    Even if it is, “loss protection” departments now just track it until they have enough to make a charge stick. What a lot of corpos do is track theft though until they have enough incidents to exceed that threshold. This is tracked via loyalty cards, card numbers, facial recognition, and license plate readers.

    Allegedly gait analysis could be used as well.

    Kusimulkku,

    Wouldn’t really matter in this sort of case where it’s a singular item and an accident. Unless they’re really forgetful

    darcy,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    dystopian asf tactics… this mainly just affects poor people.

    Ashe,

    It’s part of why masks becoming commonplace during covid was so cool, and the epitome of freedom from that bullshit. But there was a crowd of people who constantly speak against their own best interests in the name of freedumb who said otherwise.

    AgentGrimstone, in don't know, don't care

    Or Satan is so evil, he’s evil towards evil. Now that’s evil af.

    craftyindividual, in Eruption also works... 🌋

    Eddie Van Colon!

    Decoy321, in Too spookie 4 u

    I hope those skeletons aren’t reused.

    JoShmoe, in Too spookie 4 u

    I don’t know about that slice of pie between the legs

    CaffeinatedOne,

    That’s brie

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