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flipthetube, in Therapy's getting too expensive

Thanks Newsom!

j_roby,

Oregon be holding it down tho!

flipthetube,

I mean it’s easier to find than a pack of menthol cigarettes where I am but I’m still looking forward to mainstream acceptance of the benefits of psychedelics.

Keep doing your thing up there!

Designate6361, in Sometimes you just have to risk it for the biscuit
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You never know if you never go

EmperorHenry, in Boomers be like
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One of my grandfathers refused to wear a seatbelt and got really pissy any time someone put their foot down and wouldn’t move the car if he took it off.

son_named_bort, in anyone?

No I did not, Mark.

blindbunny, in let the bullshit flow through me

An agent of chaos, if you will.

Track_Shovel,
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Slaanesh is pleased with me

blindbunny,

And Cadin Caylin with me

teatime, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
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Tea is best!!

waow, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Why is vegan lingo so infantile? Veggies. You can cram you veggies up your asshole. I’m having a burger.

can,

Tons of people say veggies. Including meat eaters.

TheOakTree, (edited )

I also think it’s worth noting that the meme says “veggie burgers.”

I don’t think I’ve ever seenveggie burgers, vegan restaurant or not, labelled as “vegetable burgers.” Dude wanted to be upset just to be upset lmao.

zalgotext,

Really? That’s the angle you’re going for? Lmao you’re offended by the word “veggies”, a word nearly universally used by nearly every English speaker? Uh oh, looks like your fragile masculinity is showing

waow,

my masculinity is big and hard

1847953620, in This sh*t is bananas

I would’ve bought 99 Bananas, too

Track_Shovel, in You have to.
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Potting soil growth media

Apollo2323, in Hmmmm

Very interesting!

7bicycles, in Try not to use slave labor challenge (Impossible!)

The nestlé boycott has always struck me as mostly hollow. I mean sure, it’s not a bad thing to do, but it seems for the majority of people it starts and ends there. Like yup, that’s the one bad company

crandlecan, in Zelensky was just clapping for Hunka because uhhhhhhhhhh

Dumb twat OP

rjs001,
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Really creative

ShimmeringKoi,
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“Wahh stop pointing out my nazI support, I want to continue feeling like a good person wahh”

Aggravationstation, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

Did the landlord sing “no dogs allowed, but sheep are cool” like in the Snoopy cartoons?

tslnox, in This sh*t is bananas

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/79440f21-0bd1-4ba1-889c-9d05995a7876.gif

plushie_neko, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

You can go to bed whenever you want, but your body don’t thinks so.

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