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Comment105, in Every day, EVERY - DAY

Hey Hexbear, if you’re dropping by, let me know when Russian and Chinese workers seize the means of production.

In the meantime I’m sitting here oppressed in Norway.

Urist,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh, we have oppressed people in Norway. Did you forget that our own supreme court ruled that some of our wind mills at Fosen are in violation of UN law of civil and political rights (source in Norwegian). That was two years ago and they are still standing, which is especially bad due to the historical repression and attempts at ethnic cleansing of Sámi people in Norway, that was going on for a disturbingly long time. Now, as a quick caveat I will add that on a global scale we are doing pretty alright. However, that you are fortunate and well, for which I am glad, does not mean that the sentiment of the meme is wrong. Since the 70s much of the good systems we built have been demolished by laissez-faire politics and politicians, like your beloved “Jern-Erna”, lowering corporate taxes and allowing for privatization of public services (our railway system, healthcare and so on). I also don’t think many people from Hexbear are deluded enough to believe in imminent revolution in Russia nor conflating the Russian government with the Communist Party of China (though I might suspect you do), making your comment either worthless or in bad faith (we both know it is both). Either way, I support seizing the means of production and voted for my convictions today. Even though I believe I probably fundamentally disagree with you, I hope you did too. Leave the “all communists are tankie fascists” idea at home please. It only makes you look ignorant and a bad representative for our nice little country.

ButtholeSpiders, in Nostradamus

It’ll be nice to get off this clown car of a timeline.

LambChop, in Well deary, I wouldn't want to get in any trouble

I get unexplainable joy watching scammers get scammed on YouTube.

My favourite scam scammer is kitboga.

MrGerrit,

Kitboga’s work is just epic. With all the programs he develops, sound effects, other people to help him, etc he uses it’s just like a modern day version of a radio hear play.

It isn’t just entertainment, it’s art.

YourFavouriteNPC,

lol, I literally read the title in his “old woman voice” 😂

Fiivemacs, in Back in my day we called them jokes

I don’t get how someone is unable to call a taxi for themselves…

ThiefUserPermissions,

Im assuming the assumption is dad would pay for the taxi.

30p87,

Or the son/daughter is actually very responsible and already knows they’re gonna be blackout drunk, unable to call anything.

lhamil64,

At 7am?

30p87,

That’s a fairly normal time for parties, especially with friends. Even though I mostly do this in my home village (so ~500m from home), it’s common to party til 6 am, or rather until someone complains to the police, for many festivals.

Dubious_Fart, in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

I think you will find any place thats well moderated and cracks down on bigotry and hatespeech will skew left.

Weird how that is, huh?

BurgerPunk, in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left
@BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

To paraphrase this cool guy named Ernesto: Its not our fault reality is marxist che-si

Kolanaki, in As an owner of children, I approve this message
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Carry ons should be put in the overhead bin or tuck under your seat.

If you carry your baby onto the plane, be kind to your fellow passengers and put it in the bin.

SexualPolytope,
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Okay, I’m gonna bite the bullet and say it. This is disheartening. I’m not one to clutch pearls, but come on. Would you say this about anyone else? Dogs? Cats? Anything at all? Do you understand how fucked up it is? I just don’t get it. It was the same in Reddit, and it’s fucking same in here. Why do you hate children? You don’t wanna have them, that’s fine. Why would you say these things?

Maybe you’re joking. Even after assuming that you are, this is in poor taste and a fucked up thing to say.

Sephtis-6,

U don't hate children but what i hate is that one child with shitty parents will ruin the entire flight for everyone else.

itsAllDigital, in ad blocker

Now someone needs to make AR glasses with the sole purpose to detect and blur out ads

collegefurtrader,

More likely that technology will be used to overlay targeted ads

TimeSquirrel, in The state of the internet 2023
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

For the millionth time, Stallman was right.

kevin,

Yep, you send me html, my browser can interpret it any way that I want it to. If I want to ignore all of the image and script tags, I can. I don’t need Chrome or even Chromium. As Stallman says, you should know what is running on your system.

vd1n, in Don't forget the copypasta to end all copypastas

I had someone say this to me in my states subreddit. I hadn’t known it was a meme because it perfectly represents a lot of people’s mindstate where I live.

When I found out it was a meme it was too late …I had already put a bag of flaming dogshit on their doorstep.

dingus, in What's your "old person" trait?
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My old person trait is that none of the things mentioned in the linked image happened on accident.

They happened because capitalism doesn’t give a fuck about anything except bleeding as much money as conceivably possible out of each and every human.

  1. Apps allow companies to suck more data out of your device than a website, allowing them to sell more of your data and… make more money.
  2. Video games needing access to the internet is simply Digital Rights Management and a way to prevent piracy and… make more money. Remember, most companies view something pirated as a “lost sale,” not that you would have never purchased it to begin with. As Gabe Newell once said:

“We think there is a fundamental misconception about piracy. Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem,” he said. “If a pirate offers a product anywhere in the world, 24 x 7, purchasable from the convenience of your personal computer, and the legal provider says the product is region-locked, will come to your country 3 months after the US release, and can only be purchased at a brick and mortar store, then the pirate’s service is more valuable."

  1. This one speaks for itself. Being able to be in control of the products you buy is freedom. Having products controlled remotely by a corporation is giving them carte blanche to make more money off of you.
  2. Removing accessible customer service means more people will just give up on trying to get their problem solved, effectively allowing the company to steal from people and… shocker… make more money.

I agree, in theory, in respect to ghosting, but we live in a society that teaches us to be isolated, and doesn’t teach interpersonal skills unless the interpersonal skill is “Fuck you, got mine.” (which is, not surprisingly, a thing about making more money.)

In other words, these aren’t old people opinions. These are “I’m not gonna let capitalism absolutely fuck me endlessly” opinions.

KSPAtlas,
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In terms of piracy, I wonder how much could be prevented by having demos, like Factorio does

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Demos used to be everywhere back in the day! I think they have a huge impact, because it’s a way to try to play a game without dumping all the money on it without knowing what the gameplay is like and if its actually fun.

When I was a kid, DOOM having the first episode of the game available as shareware was huge and I used to walk to my friends place after school and watch him play until he would get bored and let me play for a while.

From an old interview in 1999 with John Carmack about this very subject (emphasis mine):

Carmack: DOOM 2 was explicitly a commercial release. We sort of half heartedly did some shareware distribution with Quake, but I think the industry has almost unanimously decided that the three or so level demo is the best test vehicle.

A lot of people consider themselves to have “finished DOOM” when they just finished the shareware episode.

wolf, in If people use it and they don't post or comment, it could go dark

Can’t we just upvote?

berot3,

Why does up/downvoting not count as active? Doesn’t make sense.

alp,

I wanna give you a meaningless gold. Here, take it 🪙

Jeom, in Is this a re-post?
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i still send memes that have been on my phone for like 5 years so i gotta try to make sure i dont send someone a meme that ive already sent them

jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Same lol

aulin, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water drinkers are so smug. So proud to be so boring that they drink only something that tastes of nothing. Unless you’re absolutely parched and/or it’s scorching outside, literally anything else that actually has a flavor is better.

ChairmanMeow,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

Water has a flavour you silly billy.

RobertOwnageJunior,

Oh no, the sugar has melted his brain!

getoffthedrugsdude, in Is this a re-post?

If I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me

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