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lesnout27, in It means no worries!

Hog on a log. Where will he go?

scytale, in Na.

Well if they didn’t make it so itchy, maybe I wouldn’t have scratched it off. /s

pomodoro_longbreak, in Says it all.
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh because they aren’t wearing a mask?

Hundun, in Especially during work hours

Does everyone have this one friend, who instead of typing out one message, splits their thoughts into 6-32 smaller messages sent in quick succession?

Also, I wish there was a way to throttle or debounce notifications on my phone.

Navigate,

I don’t know why in 2023 we still can’t debounce notifications. It should be simple to say if I get 3 messages in the same conversation in 120 seconds, silence the conversation for an hour.

Polar,

And people like you wonder why you have no friends lmao.

“If my friends message me too much, silence them for an hour”.

Navigate,

I’m in group chats that often devolve into 2-3 talking about something between themselves. While I’m busy with other things I’m not interested in being distracted every single time something is said because I think the notification might be something that requires attention. Once I have some free time I may be interested in going back to see what was said, but if I know they’re going off and I don’t want to hear about it at the moment I’d like the conversation to automatically mute for a short period of time.

The assumption is that by that point I am aware of the messages and have chosen to ignore them for the time being. There is no need to notify me because I’ve already been notified

bleistift2,

“Hey, guess what, I got free text messages now.”

3 days later I contemplate blocking them.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

I used to be that friend, then I stopped. Learned to put order in my thoughts before sharing them. If not out of self respect, at least out of respect for my friends.

Hundun,

I genuinely like this about you now

norgur, in AAAAAA and so on
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Sänk juh for träwelling

PostingPenguin,

Ah! The wise guys!

But isn’t this an italian train? Or do they just have the same carriages as the germans?

norgur,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That looks like a two story German regional train.

The_Tribble_Juggler, in That damned smile
@The_Tribble_Juggler@kbin.social avatar

Oh no, he has legs now.

rockerface, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Long stick > any other melee weapon

explodicle,

Aliens see us as the water balloon planet.

Narrrz,

the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind's desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

rockerface,

The natural wish to poke but not get poked back

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

aeronmelon, in What a feeling

starts copy and pasting links bookmarked since the 1990s

I want you to know, little one, I take no joy in doing this.

Conyak, in Not today, sorry.

This is really hard for me but I have had to put my foot down in recent times. It still makes me uncomfortable but I just can’t support this anymore. If I’m sitting down at a restaurant with a server I tip 20 - 25% but I’m tired of tipping for takeout and I absolutely refuse to give extra when checking out at a store.

Rolder,

What about at a coffee shop or something similar?

Conyak,

I don’t go to coffee shops but I wouldn’t tip there either. I don’t think I should be responsible for paying employees a living wage. Charge me appropriately for the item and pay your fucking employees.

yozul,
@yozul@beehaw.org avatar

I agree that’s how it should be, but how things should be doesn’t pay the bills. Don’t take your anger out on the employees. Those are the only people you’re hurting.

Conyak,

And don’t put the blame on the customer. Demand better wages. I’m not taking it out on anyone.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

I have never successfully run any piped video on any platform. Literally every pipedbot post has been worthless, at best, and usually actively frustrating as I’d actually use an alternative youtube frontend.

Dear pipedbots: blow me. Dear ReVanced: ❤️

Rekonok,
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

Worked fine for a month then nothing on every instances

I use Invidious now and it have a button to swich instances in case it buffering too long

luciferofastora,

Yeah, if you’ll advertise a service like that, it should work already. Otherwise, odds are I (and other people too, probably) will click it two or three times, then give up. If I see future links, I’ll remember that it didn’t work, be biased to not even try anymore, and potentially never notice if it actually did improve and start working.

It’s a common FOSS / Privacy-respecting-service issue, where someone will create something out of ideology, but the result will have poor usability, and unless you’re really really invested into the ideology yourself, you’ll probably stop using it because your free time is too precious to spend on getting frustrated over stuff that works poorly.

I feel the FOSS / Privacy Alternatives community needs to learn the lesson many bic companies have learned already or are learning now, that the quality of the User Experience is important in retaining people. Ideology can get them to try, but functionality and ease of use will keep them from running back to Google et al.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I just fired it up a new Piped instance to see if it would work. Result: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/90cab0bf-2d7f-40d4-ac56-9c84d50171d7.png

God this bot sucks.

Kecessa,

Same experience, not from a lack of trying but I finally blocked the bot this week.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I blocked it about 2 weeks ago. Best decision I’ve made on Lemmy

TheFriar,

YES. What the fuck piped? Work and I’ll use you.

squiblet, in don't try this at home
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Tumblr sure has a fucked up threading format.

Anyway, that’s a normal amount of beef if there were other toppings. For a pizza with nothing else you’d probably want to specify super-extra beef.

halfempty, in Its happening

I saw today that they have found that over 80% of the microplastics in the ocean are from automobile tires.

Tb0n3, in Perspective

I don’t hate it because it’s stupid. I hate it because it’s monetized to death and scams kids and their parents out of lots of money.

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

I hate it because the company that makes it is trash and duplicitous. Their business practices (including those in Fortnite) are what make them terrible.

Endorkend, in everyone fights...
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

Between highschool and starting uni, I did a small stint as a cashier.

I called the cops on two people, one was stealing beer, the other some keychain. Both cheap items, but not necessities.

I saw multiple people steal baby formula and diapers and there wasn't a bone in my body that even thought of calling the cops on them.

The first are stealing to steal.

The later are stealing to survive.

Imho the law should make a clear distinction between the two too.

fruitleatherpostcard, in it basically is already but you know, downgrades people!

I’ve never understood the arrogance of Reddit when 100% of its content comes from other creatives via submitting users.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

It works in the short term, and that is all that matters. He geared up for an IPO, and the calculations end at that point, everything else is someone else's problem.

OberonSwanson,

When you think about it, it makes sense if you imagine spez was dropped on his head a lot as a child.

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