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TheGiantKorean, in Birth of a truck driver
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

So trucks are like kangaroos. The truck gives birth to the truck driver, then the truck driver climbs back inside the truck and rides around in it.

dill, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes
@dill@lemmy.one avatar

So much good stuff in this image

  • wicker basket dude
  • defeated look of the lady checking out
  • man’s villenous smile
  • literally everything is fruit vegetables and alcohol
  • seriously who tf brings a wicker basket to the store
DrM,

There are eggs and a bottle of water

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Let me introduce you to eastern Europe

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Please make a picture with red arrows 😜

helpImTrappedOnline,

That lady needs some meat. That dastardly villain won’t give her meat. for women without meat

Kecessa,

Lady checking out looks like my crazy ex 😐

dill, in That's not a wand, Harry...
@dill@lemmy.one avatar

Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??

helpImTrappedOnline,

Tell me you’re not a catholic boy without saying it.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

Blackmist, in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

Apparently he wasn’t actually drunk during those out-takes.

He’d been filming something else the day before, it overran and they filmed until almost dawn. So he had some sleeping pills so he’d be refreshed before filming the adverts.

Unfortunately, and probably not unrelated to the sheer size of the man, they kicked in just as he was scheduled to start filming.

So that’s what you see. A man fucked up on barbiturates.

Getawombatupya, in oof

I see puddle of mudd in this and I don’t like it

ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

you mean the band?

ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar
ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

acho que tá tudo bem, provavelmente é sobre a banda.

flango,

Ih, não sabia que quando denunciava alguém ia parar na minha instância de origem. Isso é meio ruim c não acha?

ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

É e não é.

O lado bom é que se o mod de lá for negligente pelo menos daqui a gente consegue remover.

vivadanang, in PARACORD GANG GANG

550 cord is a lifesaver.

OwlPaste, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes

Why no one is talking about the 🍍?

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

That is not coming out

agentshags,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t threaten them with a good time

gianmarco, in oof

Couldn’t you just get it back to the store and get a refund?

SoyaSuki, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes
@SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml avatar

Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed 😊

IWantToFuckSpez,

Yeah use a champagne bottle, they’re much stronger. Though make sure it’s uncorked.

hackris,

Speaking from your friend’s experience amirite ;)

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Damn I didn’t expect real advice here. Listen to this person, kids

Resistentialism,

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

KISSmyOS,

If you wanna win this argument, you better link your source.

Resistentialism, (edited )

Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

spoilerShe’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

rambling_lunatic,

A glass bottle shattering inside of someone’s bum literally started a war.

bjoern_tantau, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar
ThatWeirdGuy1001, in We are not the same
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Remember when goodwill started raising prices because non poor people started shopping there?

Maybe don’t ruin the few stores that poor people can already barely afford.

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Is this blaming customers who can afford increased pricing at Goodwill or is it blaming Goodwill for milking their customers once they realized they could get away with it?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

It can be both. People don’t realize how much the way they spend their money has a lot to do with why things are the way they are nowadays.

The first time a company raised prices with a bullshit reason they should’ve gone bankrupt by lack of customers. But they didn’t because people have proven they’ll shell out money regardless of the price.

MaxHardwood,

It’s blaming people that go into thrift stores looking for items to immediately flip for profit online, depriving the community of needed material resources at an affordable price.

Dirk, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

“Sweetie, I know EXACTLY what I’m doing.”

Rentlar, in Birth of a truck driver

Wow, someone found the lore of American Truck simulator!

trashxeos,

Cabover lorry, this is clearly Euro Truck Simulator

evilgiraffe666, in We are not the same

Why are you hating on poor people? Do you think punching down makes good comedy?

pineapplelover, in Birth of a truck driver

Bro wtf is happening here. What’s the context?

XTornado,

When a truck and it’s driver love each other very much, well then… this happens.

danc4498,

Sometimes the truck is just a slut.

CoderKat,

Woah, slut shaming is uncool. If trucks like having sex, that’s not a negative thing. Would you have said that if it was a Porsche?

Iron_Lynx,

Porsches are vain and shallow. At least a DAF or a Scania works for where she’s at.

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