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son_named_bort, in Satisfying fart

And that’s when you step out as someone is stepping in.

EvilFonzy,

I call that the Dutch lift.

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

“IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!”

Facebones, in HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Seeing the guys alot of women choose to be with sometimes makes me proud to be single lmao.

Buelldozer, in HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@Buelldozer@lemmy.today avatar

I used to moderate several subs with over 2M subscribers and while being a Digital Janitor can take a lot of time and effort at the end of the day its just volunteer labor and with Reddit in particular it’s volunteer labor to help a commercial entity.

Society would be better off if these kinds of mods would use the time to volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

Ilovethebomb,

If it’s a community you’re passionate about, I don’t see the issue myself.

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Seems like many are doing it for the sake of modding though

pizzahoe, (edited ) in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer

These capitalist and billionaire cocksuckers sure love socialism when they socialise their losses and fucking take our tax payer money to bail themselves out. if you’re working class and don’t support socialism, you should look into it more. Propaganda from these blood sucking billionaire ghouls have made most of us blind to the better life socialism can offer us.

LemmyIsFantastic,

You think you are arguing with the people accepting handouts on lemmy?

OurToothbrush,

That isnt socialism, thats the capitalist state doing its job of protecting capital. Socialism is when the proletariat own the means of production.

pizzahoe,

Yes i agree. Just pointing out the fact there’s no free market. When they lose, they still win by taking our hard earned money and using it to further their interests. I’d be happier if it were used for our welfare instead.

OurToothbrush,

Id argue that the free market incentivizes the capture of politicians but I think we are on the same side here.

Wage_slave, in HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

There’s being a mod on many levels. From a mod on 4chan to a mod in facebook groups. Being a reddit mod these days is like naming your herpes and showing coworkers “pictures of the kids”

stammering under the pressure Post spez reddit and the humanitarian… then… i just can’t. Holy jesus fucks on wednesdays this shit screams “reddit mod” which is a whole new level of stupid. Seriously guy? You think you’re that important?

And then a reddit mod steps in. And bigorty… bans… society??? post spez reddit mod activate. Mother fucker.

And there’s the awards…

That poor fucking Snoo.

magnetosphere, in HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

The mod is a lazy POS. He will continue to contribute nothing to the household for as long as it’s tolerated. I hope he sees that post. Maybe that was the intent all along.

Also, I can see how “fake job” could be taken as rude, but why is it bannable to say mods “do it for free”? To me, that just seems like a statement of fact. They are unpaid volunteers, after all. Am I missing something?

KISSmyOS,

The part you’re missing is that “they do it for free” is an ancient 4chan meme.

The phrase is meant as an insult to mods, implying their life is so pathetic that they willingly do the (truly horrible) job of moderating 4chan without even asking for payment.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/834/657/353.png

shunir,

Thanks for sharing this. I would never guess there was 10 years old backstory to it.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Okay, the hypersensitivity and defensiveness make it even funnier.

YOU CANNOT SAY THOSE WORDS BECAUSE THEY WERE USED IN A JOKE TEN YEARS AGO.

(Why doesn’t anyone take me seriouslyyyyy?!? Come on, guys! I’m a REDDIT MOD! I should be treated with RESPECT!)

Pixelle3D, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

What about just not using cars?

newIdentity, in Dear bosses everywhere,

Great. Now I want a Pizza

Flumsy, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer

So everybody on Lemmy is non-capitalist is what you’re saying?

Custoslibera,

A large proportion of Lemmy are not pro-capitalist, yes.

Flumsy,

Thats still very much generalizing. What this meme essentially says is that if you’re a capitalist, you’re not part of Lemmy.

On a seperate note, you cant possibly know how many people on Lemmy actually support capitalism or not. It has a left tendency, yes, but I bet the majority of Lemmx users do support caputalidm in some shape or form.

OurToothbrush, (edited )

Does anyone here own capital? As in being haut bourgeoisie? Probably not.

If you support capitalism and you’re not a capitalist you’re just a bootlicker.

MashBoilPitch,

And you live on your own self-sustaining compound, posting from your open hardware, fabricated in free factories, Libre software OS and applications, with compost-generated power? Didn’t think so. Welcome to the gray zone bootlicker.

OurToothbrush,

“If you dont own factories you dont benefit from the system, you should not defend it”

“Oh okay, so you have completely isolated yourself from the system then?”

No, that’s not the point, the point is to end the exploitation, not escape it, which is always a fanciful idea as you cannot escape the indirect effects of it. Also do you think almost anyone is capable of doing the things you mentioned? You’d have to be really wealthy to do those things.

MashBoilPitch,

You used the wrong quote from yourself. What you quoted from me was a reaction to this gem of a statement:

If you support capitalism and you’re not a capitalist you’re just a bootlicker.

which is black and white, and typical of us-good versus them-bad argument fallacies. If you live and participate in a capitalist system, as the vast majority of humanity does, you are, to some degree, supporting it.

Based on the comments in this thread I take your position to be it’s a matter of degree of support. Owning a truck isn’t capital, it’s apparently got to be a lot to make someone a capitalist. That is not leftist or anti-capitalist, but simply “eat the rich”. Most people exist in classes that participate in ways that keep the lower earners below. I do not believe most humans think this great system for all but feel helpless, and participate as a way to simply exist.

Surely spreading insulting, erudite rhetoric in online is not the solution.

OurToothbrush,

Owning a truck isn’t capital, it’s apparently got to be a lot to make someone a capitalist.

Owning a truck for personal transportation is literally personal property, not private property. Can you give me a quick definition according to Marxists of personal and private property?

Because you speak as if you’re qualified to define leftist:

That is not leftist or anti-capitalist, but simply “eat the rich”.

I do not believe most humans think this great system for all but feel helpless,

That is capitalist realism for you.

MashBoilPitch,

Can you give me a quick definition according to Marxists of personal and private property?

It is possible, but not worth it.

That is capitalist realism for you.

That is realism. Which is usually quite valuable if you want to change a system.

You seem hell bent on apply the label capitalist as an epithet on just about everyone you respond to. Can you quickly tell us what you think it will accomplish?

OurToothbrush,

It is possible, but not worth it.

Okay, so no, you don’t. And you’re more interested in coming off as knowledgeable than learning (because you could just look it up in 5 seconds and give a definition), which is cowardly behavior.

That is realism. Which is usually quite valuable if you want to change a system.

Capitalist realism isn’t realism, it is specifically referring to the “end of history” narrative

You seem hell bent on apply the label capitalist as an epithet on just about everyone you respond to. Can you quickly tell us what you think it will accomplish?

I’m using preciae language that would be understandable if you knew the first thing about socialism, which you claim to.

MashBoilPitch,

It is cowardly behaviour to refuse to look something up that “takes 5 seconds” because you wanted me too?

Nowhere was capitalism equated to realism in my posts. That does make any sense. Why would you write that?

You claim I do not understand precise language, and therefore do not know the first thing about socialism. That also makes no sense.

These are non-sequitors.

OurToothbrush,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalist_Realism

I am referring to the specific concept talked about in this book, which most socialists are aware of.

When someone tells you a way they are using language and then you insist on holding onto your misinterpretation it is silly.

Skim the link and discover why capitalist realism is different from realism.

Honytawk,

No, it is saying that if you are capitalist, you will get pushed into a corner by downvotes and can’t enjoy the discussion as much as everyone else.

As is clearly shown with this comment.

If you actually read the posts made here on Lemmy (and I don’t mean the hexbear lemmygrad ones) you should still clearly see a contempt towards the capital class.

Flumsy,

The upvote ratio on this comment (which is at 15up to 15down currently) is in no way representative of Lemmy. At best its representative of this specific community (memes@lemmy.ml).

OurToothbrush, (edited )

Does anyone here own capital? As in being haut bourgeoisie? Probably not.

If you support capitalism and you’re not a capitalist you’re just a bootlicker.

huge_clock,

You wouldn’t be any better off on a socialist system. The people at the top of the party would control everything and the working class would be even poorer than they are now. You’re just licking the left boot instead of the right one.

OurToothbrush,

This is empirically untrue, but also just nonsense. Politicians do not have the same class relationship as capitalists with the proletariat.

huge_clock,

Oh I’m sorry i didn’t realize there was empirical evidence for socialism. Please send me a link to some of these successful socialist societies.

Deuces,

I’m not a socialist by any means (well, I have been called one by republicans…) but I’ve always hated this argument. The USSR and China are the only two I’m aware of that weren’t massively screwed over in their infancy by the US, and/or (usually and) manipulated by the USSR.

huge_clock,

Then you shouldn’t go around saying it’s “empirically true” because at best there is no evidence.

OurToothbrush,

I’ve literally cited evidence before you left this comment lmao.

OurToothbrush,

The USSR was literally invaded in its infancy by France Britain and the US. Trust me the USSR was getting fucked with by bourgeois dictatorships since the beginning.

OurToothbrush, (edited )

Cuba, Vietnam, and Laos for starters China went from a century of humiliation to a superpower in less then a century thanks to socialism. The USSR was better than the feudalism before it or the dictatorships of the bourgeoisie that came after it by a wide margin. For a place much poorer than the US, they had similar nutrition, better education, more rights for women both legalistically and practically.

Oh, throw in east Germany too. Do you know what the Stasi did to the lgbt movement that they saw as subversive? Destroy it by ending discrimination against gay and trans people, including a massive education campaign to eradicate homophobia and transphobia and state funded gay bars. Compare that to how the US was treating gay people at the time.

MashBoilPitch,

Dang, for a moment I considered that you might have independent thoughts. This LemmtGradChatGPT BS ruined it.

OurToothbrush,

Yes, yes. It is cool and subversive to support capitalism, or at least oppose its alternatives.(aka support capitalism) You’re part of the cool club of people who act in the interests of the bourgeoisie and not of your own class. A real independent thinker.

(Not that any of us are independent thinkers, but one of us is defending the powers that be and calling the other a chatbot)

MashBoilPitch,

You have no idea what systems I support, yet you assume I support capitalism because I didn’t agree with you, which says a lot. The only evidence of my beliefs I have provided is that I do not support your approach. Further, I do not believe your rhetoric is a genuine attempt to make the world any better for anyone.

OurToothbrush,

Oh, so you are an anticommunist “leftist” then?

Edit: your post history seems to indicate you’re a social democrat, which is just capitalism with a welfare state. Aka capitalism.

MashBoilPitch,

Fun with labels. Generalization is for the lazy.

My deep, multi week long, post history? You must really know me.

OurToothbrush,

It isnt generalization it is categorization. You come at things from a social democrat perspective very clearly based on a few comments talking about your politics.

MashBoilPitch,

Your categorization is too general, and counterproductive. You’re apparent need to pigeon-hole strangers on the internet is sad.

OurToothbrush,

Okay, so what do you believe then? I am under the impression that you want the current system but with a welfare state- free Healthcare for example- which is social democracy. Do you want society to be organized a different way?

WrittenWeird, (edited )

How do you define “capital”? I own a paid-off vehicle. That’s my biggest single asset. Am I therefore evil? It’s parked in the garage of this home I rent. Used car market right now means it’s worth a bit more than it would be otherwise.

Oh, and I’m also a shareholder in my employer. Gasp!

All this talk is highly dangerous us-vs-them, black-and-white divisive crap that isn’t going to go anywhere productive. Stop it. Grow up.

EurekaStockade,

Owning a car is not bourgeois. Owning a business is.

If you could stop going to work tomorrow and still pay your bills because your assets are generating sufficient income to cover your expenses and still accumulate, you’re in the capital class. If you trade your time and labour for income and quitting work would mean your resources will get depleted, you’re working class.

And if you think that you’re not working class because you sit in an office and work on a computer, then that’s exactly what the ownership class wants you to believe so you’ll be happy with your lot and not rock the boat.

OurToothbrush, (edited )

How do you define “capital”? I own a paid-off vehicle. That’s my biggest single asset. Am I therefore evil?

Oh my god, we aren’t coming for your toothbrush. The idea that owning anything makes you a capitalist is absurd. We are talking about businesses that alienate workers like yourself from their labor.

Oh, and I’m also a shareholder in my employer. Gasp.

And if you had enough shares to live off of you wouldn’t be renting. You’re a member of the proletariat, not even the petite bourgeoisie who still have more to gain by overthrowing capitalism.

All this talk is highly dangerous us-vs-them, black-and-white divisive crap that isn’t going to go anywhere productive. Stop it. Grow up.

Maybe instead of being afraid of shadows you should read what socialists actually believe. We believe that the means of production (aka your workplace) should be owned and managed by the workers (you) and not some board who see the business as a paycheck every month (and probably don’t understand how it actually functions) overseen by a democratic body to coordinate between businesses. We claim to live in a democracy but nowhere is this more evidently wrong then workplaces, which are almost always run as dictatorships…what little political agency employees exercise has to be won in conflict to the goals of the system.

We oppose land commodification. People, especially children and the elderly, should not be at risk of being evicted from where they live, and if they have income they should just contribute to the collective maintaining and construction of property which is generally 5 percent of income, not 1/3 of a paycheck like it is under capitalism with all the middlemen leeches.

LemmyIsFantastic,

Yes, I probably have assets valued at .5-1M that I’ve accumulated with my family.

OurToothbrush,

Okay, that at most makes you petite bourgeoisie not haut bourgeoisie. But I’m guessing you can’t live off of your passive income so you’re still proletariat. You have more in common with the proletariat than not, and you have more to gain by overthrowing capitalism then preserving it.

LemmyIsFantastic,

👌👍

Keep moving those goal posts.

OurToothbrush,

Yes, the goal posts of definitions created by a guy who has been dead for more than 100 years. Clarifying a misunderstanding on a basic concept of Marxist analysis of capitalism written more than 100 years ago is moving the goalposts.

Also, can you live entirely off your passive income? If not, youre not even petite bourgeoisie.

LemmyIsFantastic,

👌

OurToothbrush,

The quality content I’ve come to expect from lemmy.world users.

LemmyIsFantastic,

You are going around tossing your communist dog whistle as passive aggressive insults. I gave up on quality conversation a long time ago.

OurToothbrush,

Dogwhistles? Lol I’m straight up using explicitly communist language to communicate communist ideas. And the only time I insulted you was the previous comment. Unless you think being haut bourgeoisie would be a good thing?

DoucheBagMcSwag, in Satisfying fart

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BurgerPunk, in Dear bosses everywhere,
@BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

This is exactly how they see it, and don’t think there’s anything wrong with either case

Cockmaster6000, in HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Clean it up jannie

PolandIsAStateOfMind, in PSL
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

🤮🤮🤮https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/536354ad-9a3f-4b5d-829a-36b605d27948.png (Polskie Stronnictwo Ludowe, the most opportunist party in Poland which is an achievement considering the really high bar of political opportunism here).

patomaloqueiro,
@patomaloqueiro@lemmy.ml avatar

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/34853822-efbf-4c58-801b-580a7bbbeeee.png (Partido Social Liberal) Same thing here in Brazil, it was the party that elected Bolsonaro 🤢 in 2018. Currently, it has merged with another party to gain more votes, opportunists.

EmpathicVagrant,

Fascists simply love their sleeper candidates, and almost always taint the social labels by running under it.

hottari, in The Economy

The economy has never been stronger. If you don’t count the few tech & crypto focused banks that collapsed early in the year.

trailing9, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer

It’s the other way round. The fear of being left out makes the lemmies dance off a cliff.

(I know, the movie was fake.)

The capitalist sees that the lemmies keep dancing without wondering why the music is playing.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

The capitalists are on a yatch somewhere not even aware of the squabbling poors. Dunno about music and dancing, but I just see you here defending them.

trailing9,

Let’s call the capitalists on the yachts billionaires.

I am defending the capitalistic view that markets are key to wealth distribution. Socialists and communists agree. That’s why they want to replace them.

My point is that there needs to be competition on all markets. There must be enough housing that rent becomes cheap.

For that to happen, lemmies have to vote for politicians who change zoning laws to allow cheap housing.

Instead I see lemmies having fun with revolutions, new technologies and debates about the inclusion of anarchists. Those are all beautiful dancing partners but they won’t reduce rent because there won’t be a revolution.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

thats literally our current system. its not working.

funny you mention housing because its the most expensive it ever fucking been, after investors figured out it can be a fucking market.

trailing9,

That’s where I say you are a lemmy dancing to the music.

You are lamenting the current system. You believe there is a free housing market when there is none. You think of the current system when I argue that voting must be used to make a change.

The system is not working because the lemmies are dancing. Not believing in change is the music.

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