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treadful, in I have also brought my pasta associate.
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Why would a spaghetti appointment be embarrassing?

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

One might not have the balls for it.

thorbot,

I always seem to find a way to noodle out of it

freecandy,

Dont

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Exactly, we’re pasta point where adding more puns is funny.

LilDumpy,
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This comment thread is getting saucey.

Donkter, in She speaks from the fart

Same logic applies to murder.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Who said murder wasn’t funny?

chimasterflex,

Idk! You can’t even spell slaughter without laughter

SeeMinusMinus, in I hate to tell ya...
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tbh chilling in the underworld on halloween would be epic!

nodsocket, in Is the cure to male loneliness the Third Impact?

It might be the Third Place, which has slowly disappeared as people spend more and more time either at work or at home.

Mothra, in How about that?
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Am I the only one out of the loop? I don’t recognise anybody in this picture, and I don’t know what happened. All I can see is some guy waving a hand in front of someone with a very nice cleavage.

MaxPower,

If you do not know who she is – do yourself a favor and do not research it. Unless you are a voter in her district or you are a US citizen, then by all means, do it and make her go away.

FrostyCaveman, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

Windows just does whatever the fuck it likes really

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Sometimes it goes to sleep. Sometimes it just turns off the monitor. Sometimes it just wakes itself up.

FrostyCaveman,

Sometimes it updates itself and deletes all your user data 🤷‍♂️

matcha_addict, in Sadly Israel is too powerful right now, but hopefully one day the genocide will stop!

Inb4 people who were silent as Israel has been attacking gaza an average of 3 times per day, are now suddenly worried about civilians when Hamas responded

IkarusHagen2,
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

…wikipedia.org/…/Palestinian_rocket_attacks_on_Is…

Bruh, on a missile strike follows an answer. Don’t be surprised, it’s the old “fuck around and find out”

matcha_addict,

Israel has attacked Palestinians an average of 3 times per day throughout 2023.

empireOfLove,

The only constant is that the civilians lose no matter who’s doing the fucking. Fuck off.

matcha_addict,

Civilians are losing and I blame Israeli apartheid, not the group that attempts to fight back.

nyoooom,

Disagreeing with one side does not mean supporting the other.

matcha_addict,

Disagreeing with any force of resistance to apartheid is a support for apartheid, even if you don’t explicitly spell it out.

“man I sure hate the massacre, but don’t you dare fight back! That’s just as bad!”

Instigate,

Level-headed people are not saying that Palestine shouldn’t fight back against the occupation, they’re just deriding the method they’re using. It’s hard to support a regime that kills civilians and children, even if they’re doing it in response to their civilians and children being killed. Two wrongs usually don’t make a right.

Now the question that I think is still rhetorical and whose answer people can’t agree upon is this: what is the appropriate response to apartheid and genocide? Many would agree that attacking the IDF, government officials etc. would constitute reasonable reactive force, however this is particularly difficult for Palestine due to Israel’s domination of the geography.

What should Hamas do that can expedite the end of apartheid and genocide? I don’t know. It’s a fucked situation. I feel deeply for the Palestinians, especially the almost 50% of them that are under the age of 18, and believe that they need to be liberated. I also feel deeply for Israeli citizens, many of whom didn’t vote for Netanyahu, who have been killed as a result of the Hamas incursion.

This issue is flooded with nuance that’s just going over many people’s heads.

matcha_addict,

If we had to spend our energy critiquing something, Palestinian resistance is the last thing you should critique. Their damage is miniscule compared to what Israel has done, and they’re still far more humane. At the very least, the operation’s target was military installations, encampments and officials. Israel’s target is civilians themselves.

This isn’t to deny that civilians died in crossfire or even needlessly killed. Hamas is not an organized state nor a hive mind, and after living their whole lives in a concentration camp, it’s a miracle that only a minority of their fighters engage in needless killing of civilians who were rave dancing at the gates of their concentration camp.

Can I critique it? Sure, I wish it didn’t happen. But I blame Israel for taking us this far. If it wasn’t for Israel, we wouldn’t have had so many people living in constant war and massacre their entire lives for hate to brew in their hearts. To live with either two choices: wait in suffocating conditions for your death to come, or resist.

Instigate,

We can walk and chew gum. We can critique Hamas AND the Israeli government / IDF. We can accept Israel’s responsibility in pushing the Palestinian people to desperation for survival through apartheid and genocide, and we can condemn Hamas’ killing of civilians. We can call for Israel to immediately ceasefire and we can call for Hamas to immediately ceasefire. We can feel for Palestinian civilians even as we feel for Israeli citizens.

This is not black and white; life rarely is. It’s steeped in nuance. That’s okay to talk about.

matcha_addict,

We can critique Hamas AND the Israeli government / IDF

I already addressed this argument above. If you think my argument wasn’t sufficient or there’s anything wrong with it, please address it directly. Otherwise, I don’t know what to tell you besides restate the same.

We can feel for Palestinian civilians even as we feel for Israeli citizens.

Absolutely. I hope you’re not implying that I said the opposite.

Instigate,

Palestinian resistance is the last thing you should critique

Here you’re conflating Hamas with all Palestinians and implying that Hamas’ actions are merely ‘Palestinian resistance’ which is just incorrect. Palestinian civilians should NOT be lumped in with their unelected (in the last 17 years) leaders, much as Jewish people should not be lumped in with Israel/their government. The majority of Palestinian citizens have never had an opportunity to vote for their leaders.

That point aside, the killing of civilians, whether intentional or through reckless disregard, should never be last on the list of condemnation. We can want Palestine to win their freedom and independence while criticising how Hamas is attempting to achieve that. We should be critiquing innocent slaughter wherever it exists and regardless of who is the perpetrator or victim.

Bade, in Vegan food: The west vs India

Ohhhh scary, buzzz words… Chemicals.

qjkxbmwvz,

Don’t forget the preservatives!

I, on the other hand, enjoy all-natural pickled vegetables, which are just regular vegetables immersed in water, sodium chloride, acetic acid & trace flavors — chemicals which act as preservatives for the vegetables sea salt and vinegar.

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

It’s literally just heme, the same thing that makes meat delicious. They just get it from plants instead.

zazaserty, in Trust me bro it's 100% true
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I understand the problems with Israel but claiming this is fake is a bit too much for me. Why would you wanna see that… I personally won’t search for them but I’m sure you can find those, they have to be somewhere.

usernamesaredifficul,

I don’t want to see it the fact is that only one guy actually claims to have seen them and they refuse to share any proof.

So it is therefore not unreasonable to think that it might not actually have happened

misaloun,

Israel already admitted there’s no evidence, and withdrew it.

Honytawk,

Cause we want to fact check their claim before we believe it.

beefcat,

the burden of proof is not suspended just because said proof would be upsetting.

NoIWontPickaName,

Of course it is when you're entire goal is to dehumanize your opponent so genocide is 6acceptable.

Isn't that right @zazaserty ?

misaloun,

If someone came to me and said “someone just murdered your parents who live in another country”, and I asked for proof. Your inclination is “this guy loves to see photos of dead parents”? Or is it that “this guy wants evidence that this random stranger’s claim is true”?

Astroturfed,

Go look into it. It was a single extremist settlers account. It’s completely made up. They ran the story to control the narrative. It’s what they’ve been doing for decades.

NoIWontPickaName,

There are pictures out their of Israeli Soldiers raping freshly decapitated babies out there while sucking dog dicks.

The pictures and videos are out there you just have to look for them.

I understand the problems with Israel Hamas but claiming this is fake is a bit too much for me. Why would you wanna see that… I personally won’t search for them but I’m sure you can find those, they have to be somewhere.

What makes your statement different then mine?

zazaserty,
@zazaserty@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Why would they be different? I know what Israels troops are capable of.

NoIWontPickaName,

My point is you're supporting something extreme blindly without any evidence and saying "oh no one would lie about that, that's too horrible to lie about."

Sunforged,

I don’t want to see it, I want a reputable journalist to verify it’s existence.

Sinonatrix,

Is there dead babies somewhere? Probably, I don’t want to look for it either. Was there exactly 40 beheaded babies that journalists claimed “were hidden but reported by the IDF so it was impossible to verify”? Well, I might have a bridge to sell you.

420stalin69,

Asking for evidence is unreasonable, you fucking tankies

flicker, in Trust me bro it's 100% true

Back in the dark times when I was an admin for a very popular website, some very hateful nazis were sharing images of a dead Jewish child and laughing and claimed to be literally jerking off to the image. They claimed she was 9.

So yknow. Not in a hurry to see pics. Just want a trusted source to verify that they exist.

shiveyarbles,

Ok, well the president of the United States said it was true so you’re all set.

misaloun,

I obviously am not happy to watch decapitated children. The meme is poking fun at the fact that Israel lied about this incident.

SuckMyWang,

Without knowing for sure if I saw what the topic is about, I saw 3 images released by an Israel news organisation or government I’m not sure. The first image showed a dead infant that didn’t appear beheaded, I really couldn’t tell the cause of death there were possibly shrapnel wounds but the head was blurred and appeared to be attached. The other 2 appeared to be badly burned (blackened) and deformed, my guess would have been burned in a fire or bomb attack. Going off face value they could have been from either side as none of the images were identifiable in any way and none appeared beheaded imo. There may be other photos but I believe these are the ones in question but could be wrong of course.

greyscale,
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The one ben shapiro was yelling about was debunked as a burned dog

jcdenton, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer
@jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

Bad take

Vox,

so you’re saying you own capital then, right? or are you just defending people who own things for a living?

DaBabyAteMaDingo,

Is this how lemmy debates online?

I’m about this close to going back on reddit. They’re idiots and commies over there but usually not both lol

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

Bad take

I agree, really bad argumentation.

DaBabyAteMaDingo,

He wasn’t arguing, though lol. It was his opinion.

I replied to someone who had no interest in critically engaging and offered two weak and irrelevant options in efforts to downplay another commenters stance on a meme. A literal bad argument vs an opinion to a meme. Try again, you corny head ass 😂

jcdenton,
@jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

Good comment

Vox,

using commie as a pejorative? yeah you’d fit right in on reddit

DaBabyAteMaDingo,

How bout I pejorative my mouth to your ass?

Vox,

is this how lemmy debates online?

jcdenton,
@jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

Ive found that being commie and an idiot is the same thing

TCBloo, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.

If according to Hamas, martyrs go to heaven and infidels go to hell, Hamas should seek to maximize civilian casualties, right?

matcha_addict,

I recommend you minimize the idiocy in this comment section by going offline.

TCBloo,

Am I wrong? Every move they make seems to maximize civilian casualties on both sides. What has Hamas done to minimize civilian casualties?

matcha_addict,

Sorry for my aggressive response, I thought you were trolling but it seems you may have been serious.

In that case, yes you’re wrong. Hamas’ goal is liberation of their people, not maximizing casualties. Israel’s goal is establishing and maintaining a Jewish state, so maximizing casualties (belonging to the wrong religion or ethnicity) is their goal.

TCBloo,

You didn’t answer the question. What is Hamas doing to minimize civilian casualties?

matcha_addict,

Fighting Israel and its murder machine, which is the main entity causing civilian casualties.

BaldProphet,
@BaldProphet@kbin.social avatar

Dude. Hamas is a terror organization, not a resistance force.

matcha_addict,

What definition are you using of “terrorist organization” that doesn’t apply to Israel?

Oh, I guess it is “something designated as terrorist organization by the west”.

BaldProphet,
@BaldProphet@kbin.social avatar

Israel is a legitimate state. Hamas has no interest in governance and exists solely to (in its own words) "obliterate" Israel.

matcha_addict,

Israel is an apartheid state. Hamas is a resistance against it.

Also nice avoiding the question. I never expected an answer from you anyways.

Il_winters_lI,

Hamas’ goal is to kill all jews. At least, that’s what they’re publicly saying. I’m not sure where you’re getting your information from.

matcha_addict,

That is not what they’re publicly saying. Easily verified on their website.

WhiteHawk,

Hamas’ self-proclaimed goal is to wipe out the jews. Stop supporting actual terrorists if you want people to take you seriously.

istdaslol,

Don’t try to come with facts and logic. They here seemed to swallowed the pallywood pill

full_on_rapist, in The nostalgia is real

Bomberman Hero

Secret300, in The nostalgia is real

Gravity rush & Kingdom hearts

be_excellent_to_each_other, in D and D had multiple 10 episode seasons to get it done. Lucas did it in three movies.
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

Clone Wars did a great job portraying Anakin's gradual slide. There was nuance and plenty of exposure of the good parts of his character. His friendship with Obi-Wan was in evidence. His relationship with Padme was believable.

The fact that post-pubescent prequel-Anakin was ever trusted by anyone is at best evidence of how the dark side clouds perception.

In the prequels, from EPII he continuously felt like someone who should clearly be a Sith being shoehorned into being a Jedi. His friendship with Obi-Wan existed in name only, and his "romance" with Padme was in fact not a better romance than Twilight. (And that's saying something.)

OG fans waited decades to see Vader's backstory, and what we got was about the least rewarding most hamfisted and uninteresting portrayal of that backstory that could have been achieved. Decades of fan appetite regarding that backstory, possibly the only time such a thing has been maintained in the history of cinema, or likely will be again, and Lucas gave us Jar-Jar, cringe dialog, limp acting, and endless CGI.

D&D royally fucked up with GoT, but using the prequels to shine a light on that reads like something from The Onion.

Nalivai,

The whole point of it is that whatever you described is still somehow better than that disappointing bullshit of a last season

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

The whole point of it is that whatever you described...

It's only a matter of degree though, at best. The three movies OP refers to were absolute shit in their own way. OP could have done a like to like comparison with Clone Wars and GoT and had a meme that made much more sense.

Meanwhile, I think there's a credible argument that the prequels (you do know what I'm describing, right?) are not in the slightest better than the last season of GoT (if we ignore their contribution to the meme-o-sphere), making OP fairly weak, and in an almost Onion-like way.

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

I just realized I may have entirely missed the point of your explanation. Sorry. I'll leave my other comment for posterity.

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