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xusontha, in I hate to tell ya...

I mean isn’t Hell the spookiest of Halloween parties, given the number of skeletons?

WorkIsSlow,

When bodies deteriorate only the bones stick around. This is because only our fleshy goo travels to the afterlife.

Hell is filled with piles of goo people.

xusontha,

big ol’ flamin blobs of goo

that is unreasonably funny to me

darkpanda,

Well, inside all of us there’s a skeleton trying to get out.

bastian_5, in Definetly.

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

SomeBoyo,

This is a repost from a 1000 years ago.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

This was around the time the Memeluk Sultanate ruled Egypt, yeah?

Fascism_Chewer, in The nostalgia is real

It’s the Spyro for me dawg

Astroturfed, in HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I want to go find this post and get banned from reddit for the two hundred time…

KingThrillgore, in Vegan food: The west vs India
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Both are good but fake meat is the Pinnacle of processed foods

RenownedBalloonThief,

“Fake meat” is a broad term that can be more or less “processed” depending on your preferences. I made some teriyaki seitan last night that was basically high-protein bread with herbs and spices.

myplantifulcooking.com/meaty-vegan-seitan-chicken…

teuniac_,

Shared first 🥇 with real meat products.

Still rocking a higher life expectancy though, vegans got that going for them.

Hegar, in I hate to tell ya...

There are so many regular comics in my kbin/lemmy feed. Usually amusing. Most of them I enjoy.

This one I really appreciate.

It feels like it does what a joke does, but to create poignancy instead of humor.

crackajack, in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

Odd that the people who question vaccines are the same people who don’t question the medicines they put into their mouths when they get sick. Do they know that vaccines and medicines are researched and manufactured in a similar way?

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They probably should question them. Even something as seemingly benign as Paracetamol is not without its issues if used too often, or after alcohol. It can do serious harm. Most medicine can.

Another fun medicine fact. Australia banned the sale of pseudoephedrine from store shelves quite some years ago to try and reduce domestic amphetamine production. Ever since, all of the major pharma brands have sold phenylephrine based cold and flu medicine as a replacement. Our Therapeutic Goods Administration recently found that this preparation is no better than placebo. We’re talking about a billion dollar industry that has been knowingly selling snake oil for ten years.

I guess what I’m saying is a healthy dose of skepticism and knowledge seeking should be applied to anything you are putting in your body or exchanging money for. The pharmaceutical industry are not saints. They’re just as driven by profit incentives as every other business.

asteriskeverything,

They have known since 2009

I don’t think it’s some conspiracy that they have known and hid it. And at least in the states you can still get the real stuff behind the counter too with ID.

I’m not discrediting anything you said though just adding on.

Chr0nos1,

This ^. There are so many medications out there that either do nothing, or the side effects are worse than what they’re treating. Pay attention to what you’re taking, and look into everything. The Pharma industry is about money. That’s it. Money. They don’t care about making you better, they care about what kind of profit they can make off of a new drug. There’s not a single pharma company that can be trusted. And this isn’t only drugs that they are more worried about making money on, vaccines too. You don’t really think the pharma companies came out with a COVID vaccine because it was best for humanity do you? They knew the government would pay whatever they asked for the vaccines, so they pushed them out as fast as they could. Work/doesn’t work? Doesn’t matter, as long as they made a profit.

grayman,

Add statins to your list. After taking statins for 10 years, statistically, you can expect to live 1 day longer. But until death, you’re likely to experience crippling side effects.

WuTang,
@WuTang@lemmy.ninja avatar
  • strange that people forgot about H1N1 vaccine that they should rush on the first experimental shit - created 3 month after first chinese cases).
  • strange that people doesn’t get that the vaccine campaign started when the virus were not anymore as strong and the deaths were already reducing.
  • strange that people can’t read stats and demographics, why injecting our kids?!
  • strange that people doesn’t think that the lack of early support could lead to stronger illness development if not, death.

my friend got Covid (alpha), it was pretty bad but he also got nothing as treatment, just basic painkiller and O2, nothing else. Fortunately for him, he was in his mid 40 and strong, “just” ended up with a hole in his lungs due to excessive O2.

AND Finally, the binary vision that people against Vaxzevria and co are against vaccines is highly infuriating to me. Get you shot and leave me alone.

boCash,
@boCash@lemmy.blugatch.tube avatar

So which courses did you find most impactful on that view while studying immunology? Or do you already work in bleeding-edge vaccine research?

jcdenton,
@jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

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TrickDacy, (edited )
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Strange how you apparently never thought to ask yourself “what if I’m wrong and the entire medical field is right?”

The lies you’re spreading kill people. This essentially makes you a murderer. Great job spreading vaccine misinformation. There’s a special place in hell for people like you.

crackajack,

Strange that people think that the COVID-19 vaccine is “rushed” (it is not, the technology is 30 years old), when many other drugs were also rushed. Strange that most drugs have side effects but people only question when it is the vaccines that show it. Strange that the same people never question chemotherapy. Strange that they also don’t question the potential of addiction from painkillers and opioid-based medicines despite overprescription leading to opioid epidemic in the United States. The same people would also probably demand for antibiotics on common flu, even though antibiotics only work on bacterial infections, and not on viral ones such as the common cold, which is now resulting to concern of evolution of antibiotic-resistant diseases.

It is though people prefer the comfort of therapeutic medicines, even if the efficacy is little or perceived, and regardless of side effects, instead of the feverish side effects that vaccines could give despite the overall benefits outweighing the risk of getting full blown sickness without taking it. It is though people are myopic, hedonistic creatures of comfort who would forgo long term safety for short term convenience.

I really doubt we’d survive in the next 100 years.

shuzuko,

People (idiots) prefer therapeutic to preventative because of shitty/misattributed confirmation bias. If they get the shots and don’t get sick, it’s not because of the shots, it’s because they weren’t ever going to get sick anyway. If they get sick, take something, and get better, it’s because of whatever they took. They can’t see the vaccine helping them, so it isn’t happening, and if it isn’t happening, then it’s worthless, and if it’s worthless but someone’s trying to “make” you take it anyway, it’s cause they have an ulterior motive.

crackajack,

Additionally, antivaxxers group all vaccines as if they’re all the same. “The vaccine on malaria didn’t work? The vaccine on polio must be the same”. But they would not apply the same incorrect conclusion to medicine. “Oh the immunotherapy on cancer didn’t work. I will take painkillers to ease the pain at least”. Medicines and vaccines are not all the same and this doesn’t register to many.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

These people will drink bleach if someone tells them to arstechnica.com/…/florida-men-sentenced-to-years-…

Anti-vaxxers aren’t anti-science because that would imply they understand science. They’re anti-knowledge and anti-reason which is far more dangerous.

freeindv,

Lol it was Harvard that said to drink bleach

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Source?

freeindv,

Google works well

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, k bud

mumblerfish, in A meme for math people

Same trick will work next year too!

jack,

And the following year as well!

Catsrules,

Poor kid going from 2 to 8 in 1 year.

sjmarf,

You mean 2 -> 4?

2^2 = 4

Catsrules,

Ahh yes your right, my bad. I was thinking the power was equal to her age but it is actually -1 her age. I was doing 2^3 when it should have been 2^2. I guess that is what I get when I don’t show my work. Dang math teacher was right.

jack,

And I thought you were making a follow-up joke to mine…

jack, (edited )

Haha, no.

kambusha,

2^1

affiliate,

i thought they meant 2^0^ + 1, but this makes way more sense

BlueMagma,

Brilliant, now I wonder what ages this works for, I figured only 1 and 2, but then I realised we could write the father’s age in other bases…

1 = 2^0 (20 b10)

2 = 2^1 (21 b10)

3 = 3^1 (31 b7 = 22)

6 = 6^1 (61 b4 = 25) if they are lucky the grand father will be 61 that year :-D

8 = 2^3 (23 b12 =27)

9 = 9^1 (91 b3 = 28)

14 = 14^1 (141 b4 = 33)

aDogCalledSpot,

You have mistakes in a few of those. The number “61” doesnt exist in b4. 25b10 in b4 is “121”.

Similar problem with 91b3 and 141b4.

BlueMagma,

Indeed, I was so focused on the algebraic side I didn’t even think about it :-D

I was computing 6*4+1=25

Elon_Musk, in Trust me bro it's 100% true
@Elon_Musk@hexbear.net avatar

Honestly I’m sure babies died. Some may have been decapitated maybe even intentionally. But even accepting that I would still call it propaganda because we all know Palestinian babies would never get the same treatment in the media.

Sinonatrix,

I’m pretty sure LiveLeak used to have 40 hours of IDF sniping children uploaded to it daily

Of course, it would be just as useful if they claimed 0.4 babies or 4,000,000 - the only thing that really matters is they have a unified line the media can repeat ad nauseum for the next month.

Pistcow, in I hate to tell ya...

I see the as an absolute win.

jabjoe, in I never understood this logic
@jabjoe@feddit.uk avatar

The logic is deterrence.

I mean it’s stupid, but that’s what the supporters think.

The thing they are missing is that no one commits a crime thinking they will get caught. So ever increasing the deterrence doesn’t help.

Drugs is a public health issue, no really criminal. Prohibition doesn’t work with things done at scales like drugs and alcohol. You’re just feeding the criminal gangs.

NuraShiny,

It’s not deterrence, that’s not the point. Deterrence does not work.

It’s about sending people to prison so they can do cheap labor. It’s also about racism because it’s disproportionately targeted towards minorities. It absolutely makes sense in that light.

jabjoe,
@jabjoe@feddit.uk avatar

I’m sure that is the motivation of some, those involved, but the vast majority of support will be voters who think deterrence works.

NuraShiny,

It’s the prison-industrial complex paying the politicians to push this stuff through. Voters don’t matter to the politics being pushed, they just get told later that they wanted them.

Franzia, in She speaks from the fart

If I find your farts funny then I’m scaling the current level of joy per fart. We can have an import / export scheme. My gross domestic product is outrageous.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Fart Vandalay.

thefartographer,

Are you suggesting something like the tin cans with a string in the middle, but replacing the string with a hose. We’re gonna need some government subsidies on our farts because eventually one of us is going to overproduce and kill the other in a horrific explosion.

Franzia,

… Fart-splosion? What a way to go.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Is this how Sealand was formed too?

YESSSSS COUNTRYBALLS

shiveyarbles, in I have also brought my pasta associate.

Get your spaghet and jet

EmperorHenry, in Vegan food: The west vs India
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

BEYOND MEAT IS PEOPLE! WE GOTTA STOP’EM! SOMEHOW!

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry. I’ve heard researchers came up with a new food resource. It’s supposed to be super healthy and low cost.

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