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seumadruga, in That damned smile

I remembered the time I convinced three girls to go to my friend’s house in an upscale neighborhood. When we got there, the house was under construction, and there was only one room ready, all dirty from the construction. Hahaha, they left hahaha.

bernieecclestoned, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

They’re crying because of the comma

DJDarren, in Not today, sorry.

Over here in the UK we don’t tip as a rule, unless we’ve been directly served by someone, and even then it’s mostly just to leave whatever change there may be.

But it’s become very fucking common for chain shops to ask if we want to round up to the nearest £ and donate that money to whichever charity they’re working with.

And my answer is always, always, no.

yaminoEXE, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Chinese Soldiers: “What if we put a sword on a stick and call it a day?”

Aggravationstation, in Not today, sorry.

One more reason I would hate to live in America. In Britain we don’t give tips.

blackn1ght,

There’s a street food hall place in Manchester where you can only order via an app and some food businessess force you to pay a “tip” while ordering your food. Can pay 5, 10 or 15%.

Who the fuck do they think is going to willingly pay more than they have to? It’s blatantly a service charge, you don’t give tips before you’ve even ordered your food.

empireOfLove, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

This just in- being able to hurt your enemy from farther away than they can hurt you conveys a large tactical advantage. More at 11.

workerONE,

I think a shield and sword together are better than a spear youtu.be/uLLv8E2pWdk?si=vXiyUTTnSbIq-vC8

lud,

Wait until you hear about Spears with shields.

RaivoKulli,

Were they very common?

lud,

Ancient Greek and Rome used them quite a lot, as I know.

Sylvartas,

Also Vikings iirc

OurToothbrush, in Don't be fooled Billy, it's not really a job, more of a parasitic relationship

ITT leeches saying “actually consuming your blood is providing a vital service and takes a lot of work”

Or worse, theyre just aspiring to be leeches

mrbubblesort, in Please stop
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

Oh god! People might find out about Lemmy, fuck what do we do?????

As long as it's not actually something stolen from another site, what's the harm?

CarolineJohnson,
@CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works avatar

What the hell is a Lemmy? This is Sync.

xusontha,

I can feel my blood pressure rising

mrbubblesort,
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

Fuck if I know, it's kbin for me

jetsetdorito, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM

“we put Kanto and johto on a single cartridge”

DrQuint,

Yeah, but they were reusing tilesets an-

looks at modern pokemon

Uh. You know what, you have a point.

HawlSera,

It took till Scarlet and Violet for us to get more than one region in a game

Kitikami and Unova

That’s parhetic

MNByChoice, in Saved a fortune in money but not in time

That is a funny joke, but those are not the right logs for building a cabin.

__ghost__, in Priorities...

Don’t loan people money, problem solved

rizoid, in Another meme of my puppy. Except now it's a better format and she got a haircut.
@rizoid@midwest.social avatar

Why are your bags in a sock? Bags go in bags.

moosetwin, in These labels mean much less than you'd think
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

remember: you don’t have to be vegan to worry about animal welfare

Johanno,

But there’s a difference between animals and capital goods producing meat.

The only goal for a farmer is in the end how much money you can make. And yes healthy and happy animals taste better but people buy cheap shit so usually the welfare isn’t paid by people.

Smirk,

But what good is worrying?

Become vegan and actually act.

Comment105,

You realize we don’t want to do that, and aren’t going to, right?

Unless both you and I agree on regulation, animal abuse will continue uncontested.

I think we need better regulation, do you? Are you willing to accept that I won’t become vegan, and take the compromise of continued meat production with strict punishment for animal abuse?

Smirk,

I advocate for widespread prolonged de-use and eventually abolition of animals as objects in societies that don’t need to.

What you’ve amounted to saying is “if the world can’t be 100% vegan, why try?”

Let’s try this then-

Me: “respect women”

Misogynist: “You realize we don’t want to do that, and aren’t going to, right?

Unless both you and I agree on regulation, misogyny will continue uncontested.

I think we need better regulation, do you? Are you willing to accept that I won’t become a feminist, and take the compromise of continued sexism with strict punishment for female abuse?”

Or this one’s good-

Me: “don’t be racist”

Racist: “You realize we don’t want to do that, and aren’t going to, right?

Unless both you and I agree on regulation, racist will continue uncontested.

I think we need better regulation, do you? Are you willing to accept that I won’t become a non-racist, and take the compromise of continued racism with strict punishment for lynching?”

If the feminist movement met up against people saying what you’re saying, what do you think their response would be?

And similarly, what would MLK say to you?

No, before you call out my comparison, I’m not comparing racism to sexism to animal abuse. I’m comparing the rhetoric used to defend the acts themselves. And it’s awfully similar.

In summation; I choose consistency in my morality, based on this: if the topic is different, but my rhetoric to justify is the same, check my biases.

People are just simply inconsistent with their justifications, mainly due to detachment from the reality.

Comment105,

I do not care to even read the main body of your argument.

Animals will continue to be eaten, and because of your distracting efforts it will continue to be in the most painful and depressing ways. Because you don’t support regulations.

Smirk,

It’s OK. Your veiled attempt at good faith discussion is textbook, so was expected.

It’s not my goal to make YOU individually vegan. Others can read and evaluate my reasoning, and by extension, the lack of yours.

Comment105,

You still don’t support regulation.

Smirk,

And you still support animal abuse when you don’t have to.

Take care, and try and lead a better life mate.

Comment105,

Hah, fuck off.

Go yell about Pokemon ethics.

Smirk,

Nothing of value to add?

Peace.

muix,

However, it does help if you want to minimise your personal contribution towards animal suffering.

saigot,

Also don’t have to care about animal welfare to be vegan

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in The nerve of these corporations

Care-washing: the greenwashing-adjacent pretending to give a shit about anything other than sloppy blowjobs for your board, top executives, and large shareholders.

aaronstc, in Daylight savings is a silly invention

Did daylight savings just start somewhere in the world or is this meme completely out of season?

sandflavoured,

Australia 😌

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