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TotallyNotSpez, in Germans

Another symptom of German spreading is multiple postings of fish memes in international communities instead of being limited to ich_iel.

Haus,
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

Mmmm... Fischmemen.

lurch,

I honestly wonder why I didn’t see a single Störganoff 🤷

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

there were multiple, at least on 196

Discombobulated_Back,

Also ich wusste von Fisch memes in ich_iel aber nicht außerhalb. Verdächtig 🥸

TotallyNotSpez,

Check 196 then ;)

LetterboxPancake,

I blocked both in the meantime.

Ihr Fischköpfe geht mir auf die Rückenflosse.

the_Coffin_Seller,
@the_Coffin_Seller@lemmy.world avatar

Das geht uns an der Heckflosse vorbei Ü

LetterboxPancake,

Vermute ich auch, ist mir aber auch wumpe.

zyratoxx, in Germans
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Reddit/Lemmy simulation shows a single mention of Germany can spread germans across a whole Kommentarsektion

Jay,

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

cows_are_underrated,

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Diese wundervolle Schrift kenn ich doch, wie heißt sie noch gleich?

Karyoplasma,

Frakturschrift ist der Überbegriff.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Ich glaub, diese Schrift im speziellen ist die Germanica, wenn mich nicht alles täuscht

Discombobulated_Back,

Guten Tag.

Juvyn00b,

Gluten tag.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Gluten Teig.

Killing_Spark,

Ja moin

Hyperreality, in Cheese
Sauvandu59, in Simple Truth

Very true, the creation of israel has been catastrophic for Palestinians. The British and Theodore Herzl should be blamed for this mess.

rtxn, in All Rome leads to roads

And THEY make fun of Canada’s fake-London?

TheFriendlyDickhead,

North americans just realy like European cities for some reason. Even most small european cities exist somewhere over there too.

uberkalden,

It’s almost like it was settled by Europeans

Kase,

yeah lol it’s not so much that North Americans like European cities as it is that the Europeans who came here liked European cities

(Though, I suppose, not enough to keep living in those European cities lol)

mars296,

Because the cities are named by European immigrants naming places after their home towns. It not very original but I guess its better than naming it after yourself

Waker, (edited )

Yeah there was this news story a long time ago of 2 girls that were stuck on an elevator in Lisbon (Portugal). Apparently they looked up some number on their phones for Lisbon but since they were from the US it suggested some random city named Lisbon there. They spent a lot of time trying to explain where the elevator was located until they realised it wasn’t the same Lisbon.

(I think it’s a true story. Might just be an urban legend from Lisbon I guess 🤷‍♂️)

flucksy_bango, (edited )

I wouldn’t be terribly surprised. I grew up in Geneva, but I lived in Oviedo when I was in high school.

I’ve lived in central Florida my entire life.

When I was starting at a new job I mentioned that I grew up in Geneva. The person I was chatting with were curious and asked what it was like growing up in Europe. I responded that if I was raised in Europe I’d never live in Florida. Geneva, FL is a fucking armpit.

tilcica,

i also thought you moved to FL to start a job

flucksy_bango,

I couldn’t imagine. I very much want to leave.

PaupersSerenade, in Cheese
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

OK, Wallace

saltesc, in Cheese

That’s from a year and a half ago.

chuso,
@chuso@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, I also checked the date first and I think that makes it worse because that's a statement he made when he was still the Prime Minister.

FQQD, in Germans

as a german: can confirm. this is what happens while coughing.

amelia,

When someone in the supermarket coughs, I (a German) try to get as many aisles away from them as possible, so yes, can also confirm.

NotSpez, in Germans

Well I mean they are everywhere…

SquareBear,

Aaa actung!

FQQD, in Cheese

i would too

cheese is more distracting than you think

themeatbridge,

Yeah, my reaction was “What a stupid argument. It’s not wrong, but it’s stupid.”

miss_brainfart, in Germans
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Germans spread through the use of towels

SuckMyWang,

The allies really could have used this intel during WWII

Discombobulated_Back,

Besiegt ist besiegt.

LetterboxPancake,

Americans get up early, cover France in towels.

Checkmate.

sparklefall, in Cheese

Sunak doesnt drink alcohol.

silasmariner,

Not all pints are alcoholic

bungle_in_the_jungle, in Cheese

What a ding bat

LuckingFurker,

It’s actually very clever, because the aim was to distract from the “wine and cheese nights” thing - if people google “Boris Johnson cheese” this story is more likely to come up than anything else. He’s clever enough to play the buffoon, and that’s worrying

Z3k3,

It was the same thing when mogg did the lieing down in Parliament. It broke the search term Jacob reec-mog lieing

LuckingFurker,

We are just lucky that Rees-Mogg doesn’t have the charisma of Boris Johnson, at least Boris is only after satisfying his own ego

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

And when he said he likes painting model buses to distract from this false campaign:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8tX_hOWsAM9T5K.jpg

Z3k3,

That one clearly worked well. I had no idea he tried it for the red nhs bus

Hyperreality,

Haha, funny boris like cheese. How relateable!

Meanwhile, these cunts were having a party while their incompetence and corruption contributed to the death of 200,000 people.

Cunts are still running the world.

LuckingFurker,

Preaching to the choir, I’d have them all tried for every single one of those deaths

520, (edited ) in Zelensky was just clapping for Hunka because uhhhhhhhhhh

Even if it did have a Nazi problem, how the bloody hell would it justify Russia's war crimes?

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Please provide a lick of evidence of a “war crime”

520,
rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

The children are being taken away from an active fucking war zone Jesus

520,

The "active fucking warzone" that Russia themselves created with zero justification. Also they have been stripping the Ukrainian children of their identity

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Working with aggressor and commiting war crimes in Donbas wasn’t justification? All the Nazis (who want to murder Russians and were in Donbas) weren’t justification? Jesus fuck

520,

Working with aggressor and commiting war crimes in Donbas wasn’t justification?

What war crimes were these? It's not like there was a war to begin with until Russia initiated one.

As for working with aggressors, would this be getting friendly with the EU and NATO? Gee, dunno why they'd want that kind of protection /s

All the Nazis (who want to murder Russians and were in Donbas) weren’t justification?

Every country has neonazis. Russia has neonazis. Should someone go and invade Russia then?

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Are there pictures of Putin clapping for an SS member?

And are you actually denying Ukraine’s murder of Donbas civilians? If so, go fuck yourself

520,

Zelensky didn't know who the fuck this guy was and neither did the Canadian House Speaker who invited him, which is why the latter resigned after the incident.

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/27/1201951754/canadas-house-speaker-steps-down-after-inviting-nazi-veteran-parliament

And are you actually denying Ukraine’s murder of Donbas civilians?

What murders? Do you have anything other than baseless claims? Links, maybe? I seem to be the only one posting proof of my claims here, feels a bit one sided.

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Ah yes, you have provided no proof in reality. None at all

Zelensky (and you and everyone else) knows what it means to fight agaisnt the USSR in WW2. Everyone knows what that means and it was obvious that he was a Nazi. If you genuinely think he didn’t know, he must be the least reasonable person in the world.

So you are essentially denying war crimes agaisnt Donbas civilians. If you don’t know about them, I advise you to stop speaking on them

520, (edited )

Ah yes, you have provided no proof in reality.

I've provided links to journalistic reports. You've provided nothing but 'trust me bro'.

Zelensky (and you and everyone else) knows what it means to fight agaisnt the USSR in WW2.

You do know there was a few years in early WW2 where the USSR was working with the Nazis, right? And fighting its own war with Finland? (the winter war) And annexations of the Baltic States and Romania?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Union_in_World_War_II

Fighting against the USSR could mean that you fought for any of the above nations. Naziism wasn't the only thing to have happened during ww2, you know.

So you are essentially denying war crimes agaisnt Donbas civilians. If you don’t know about them, I advise you to stop speaking on them

Have you considered providing sources? Or literally anything other than just 'trust me bro'.

Your knowledge on Russian WW2 history is quite...lacking, so I'm sure you'll understand why I don't take your word for it.

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

The USSR had never worked with Germany beyond that of the rest of the world and worked far less than countries like the UK. To claim otherwise is ridiculous. Finland was allied with the Nazis and was the aggressor agaisnt the USSR. Maybe you could bring that up if Hunka was Finish or from the Baltics. He wasn’t. He was Ukrainian and that was specificed. Any Ukrainian who fought against the USSR during WW2 must have been a Banderite

520, (edited )

The USSR had never worked with Germany beyond that of the rest of the world and worked far less than countries like the UK. To claim otherwise is ridiculous.

Hahahaha. Oh how very wrong you are.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Union_in_World_War_II

On 23 August 1939 the Soviet Union signed a non-aggression pact with Germany which included a secret protocol that divided Eastern Europe into German and Soviet "spheres of influence", anticipating potential "territorial and political rearrangements" of these countries.

They planned with the Nazis to basically divide up Europe.

Finland was allied with the Nazis and was the aggressor agaisnt the USSR.

You mean the same Nazis that the USSR had a non-aggression pact with? The one that wouldn't get broken until 1941, a year after the war with Finland ended?

Also:

The Soviets made several demands, including that Finland cede substantial border territories in exchange for land elsewhere, claiming security reasons – primarily the protection of Leningrad, 32 km (20 mi) from the Finnish border. When Finland refused, the Soviets invaded.

Ummm...pretty sure this makes Russia the aggressor, not Finland.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

The Winter War had fuck all to do with the Nazis. Stop making shit up.

Maybe you could bring that up if Hunka was Finish or from the Baltics. He wasn’t. He was Ukrainian and that was specificed.

There were also Ukrainians that fought against both the Soviets and the Nazis. These were known as the Ukrainian Insurgent Army.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Insurgent_Army

(Seriously, you should do some actual reading on Russia's history. Interesting stuff.)

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Banderite bullshit

barttier, in Germans
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In aisle three da steht ein Röööselein, und das heißt Cooorona! 🎵

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    You said stinky dick

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