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D_C, in Cheese

“When I work…” Bozo Boris is lying yet again.

Th4tGuyII,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

Exactly. Implies he actually does any work at all

fosforus, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

You can pour a deciliter of sugar into your cup of black tea and it will taste the same as mountain dew.

petersr,

My cup is only a deciliter in size. Now there’s tea all over the place!

MonkderZweite, in Reddit be like

There’s a userscript, ‘old reddit redirect’.

Pringles, in Sick man of Europe

To be fair, it was the largest cavalry charge in history. Between 30 and 40000 horsemen charging is insane. To put that into a comprehendible context, the charge of the rohirim you see in the Return of the King had 5000 horses. The largest charge in the Napoleonic wars (iirc) was Murats desperation charge at the battle of Eylau with 11000 cavalry, which somewhat won the day and is considered one of the great cavalry charges in history.

This charge was 3 to 4 times larger. It was truly a hurricane of vengeance.

notsofunnycomment,
@notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz avatar

30-40000 sounds like a safe bet

fushuan, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Monster White is my bane. It’s so good. It also has lots of caffeine. Send help.

AngryCommieKender,

Monster White sounds like slang for cocaine

fushuan,

I guess, it’s the one that tastes like medicine.

Siegfried, in Simple Truth

This isn’t a meme, nor a political one. There are three possibilities here:

OP is a troll

OP is stupid

OP is a stupid troll

Justas, in Sick man of Europe
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or never ask a Lithuanian or a Pole what happened in 1795.

DmMacniel, in Sick man of Europe

Did they finally ban crabs?

unreachable, in every time
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

a wild superboy appears

undef, in Simple Truth
@undef@feddit.de avatar

Simply Bullshit.

FancyLad, in every time
@FancyLad@lemmy.world avatar

This explains why Tom Cruise is the way that he is. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7dbc938e-dc84-4766-9f7c-fe60d2d9dabb.jpeg

WereCat,

This explains why planes have a Cruise control

ipkpjersi, in You have to.

I mean, you have to check that it’s full somehow lol

_number8_, in Therapy's getting too expensive

similarly, it really irritates when people tiptoe around giving ‘medical advice’ online or scold people for asking mental health questions in a forum – which is designed for people to commiserate and share advice. ‘the doctor’ is inaccessible to many people for many reasons; it’s way less of a challenge to get out sensitive thoughts by typing online to peers vs asking A Doctor and getting a Professional Reply about it

ElBarto, in You have to.
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian… I think my brains name is Brian!

Draegur, in All the weird shit happens on nights

this is so fucking true holy shit

i work the night shift and every time day shift comes back in, everything’s settled and quiet, everything’s streamlined and ready.

When 2nd shift comes in (we actually have 3 shifts, and overnight is 3rd) it’s UTTER CHAOS

Wogi,

Our third shift is all maintenance, no production, do they do their preventative stuff and nothing really happens. 1st comes in to a well lubricated factory, promptly fucks everything up and passes their problems on to second.

And every day the cycle begins anew.

db2,

Here’s one I know a few of you will be familiar with: 1st breaks a machine and can’t run product leaving it for night. Night fixes the machine and runs the orders but has to re-break the machine before 1st comes in or risk getting fired for fixing it and being productive.

Master,

Pull the god pin at the end of every shift. Dont tell management!

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