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MeatsOfRage, (edited ) in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears

If you’re talking about Kim Kardashian, they’ve been divorced for over a year now. “Kanye West’s Wife” doesn’t exist.

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I get it guys, I haven’t been keeping up with the Wests.

Custoslibera, (edited )

I’m not talking about Kim Kardashian.

Kanye West’s current wife most certainly exists.

jivandabeast,

Nah he’s remarried to someone named Bianca Censori

unknown, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱

Take a deep breath and look for the text that follows “password:” Self defeat is sell fufilling! Think of it as ASCII wheres Wally.

R2DPru,

Do you mean Waldo?

Goblin_Mode, (edited )

Pretty sure they say wally in England/Australia.

That or I’m an idiot, that could be it too

Surp, in Got any suggestions?
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The biggest most giant enema you can find

jivandabeast, in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears

I guess im OOTL on this, what’s happened with Kanye now?

clay_pidgin, in Hamas supporters when Hamas rapes women

We’re in /c/memes, but just to stick my foot in it here:

I have not seen anyone on Lemmy or elsewhere supporting Hamas, just Palestinians in general.

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Just gotta work it in somehow.

The global economy is the reason I can’t take civilization seriously, or even be on its side.

All I can do is appreciate the morbid gallows humor of it.

Billions of people self-flagellating on the false promises of a few thousand capitalist sociopath families. We were conquered by the modern contemporaries of the traveling snake oil salesmen of old. They’ve got most of the peasants so fucking snowed they don’t even have to run away to the next county after they poison you anymore 🤣

CallumWells, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱

Types in “onthebackoftherouter”

offthecrossbar,

My Wi-Fi password has been “on the box” for years for specifically this joke

TimeSquirrel,
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"fourwordsalluppercase"

BonfireOvDreams, in Got any suggestions?
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For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?

Enfors,
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Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅

AlfredEinstein,

That’s what killed Elvis fyi

corsicanguppy,

Coprolite Diamonds?

WhisperingEye, (edited )

I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants…

RinseDrizzle,

Drink some coffee

Lightfire228,

Some people have slower digestive systems than others

It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating

AlfredEinstein,

#🥵

WagnasT, in next year bois

I was at work all of 5 minutes before I submitted a deliverable with 2023 in the date.

Neato, in Just gotta work it in somehow.
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Landlords are cops? I haven’t heard that one before. What does that mean?

Googling…wait, is this real? systemicjustice.org/article/landlords-as-cops/

I thought evictions took 30-90 days and required court approval in the US.

meekah,
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Carceral housing law arose from a transformation in federal law enforcement, in which the U.S. government encouraged the merging of policing and welfare, and policing became driven primarily by profit

“Wait, it’s all capitalism?” “Always has been.”

bear_delune,

Cops and landlords protect capital over all else

Ranvier, (edited )

This is real. It’s also one reason why laws against gay sex were on the books in many states until finally overturned by the Supreme Court in 2003 in Lawrence v Texas. Sometimes police would use the laws directly, but more commonly since gay sex was considered a criminal activity, landlords would use it as an excuse to deny lgbt people housing or evict them.

ZombieTheZombieCat,

Sociologist Matthew Desmond has an amazing book called Evicted that talks about criminal act evictions and profiles people who have been the target of them. The book follows very low income renters in Milwaukee through years of their struggles to find and keep housing. It also follows individual landlords from the same neighborhoods. It’s technically an academic subject and is impeccably researched (the notes section in the back could be its own book) but it reads like a novel. It won a Pulitzer iirc.

He also just published Poverty, By America last year. I’ve only just started it, but it’s just as readable. He explains overly-complicated regulations and social services red tape in a way that’s concise and easy to understand, and he illustrates their consequences through his interviews with real people. His books should be required reading for every American.

Jtee, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
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I like when stories have a happy ending

ecosystems, in Just gotta work it in somehow.

All my friends be like “hehe I’m a socialist” and then they never come out they room

cosmicrose, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
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I’m proud of you.

WhisperingEye,

That full stop is giving me anxiety

cypherix93,

I’m proud of you?

Viking_Hippie,

I’m proud of you‽

Persen, in twenty-six

28, there are also two side ones

salvaria, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried

I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!

WhisperingEye,

Apparently my ass holds grudges

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