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Sharpiemarker, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried

Hydrate and bidet.

Pinklink, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried

And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.

Details are what make for a good story

Kecessa, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried

Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!

Omega_Haxors, in Lies and Slander

Honestly that’s 2 more than I expected.

HelixDab2, in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears

It… Depends.

There are some relationships where that’s part of the T&Cs, and what both people want. I’m not into a lifestyle D/s kinda thing, but that’s what some people want, because they don’t want to be “responsible” for making life choices. I’m not convinced it’s healthy, but it’s still their choice.

EdanGrey, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried

Huzzah!

SlopppyEngineer, in Relativity

I assure you sir, it’s only the speed of your car relative to my speed gun that counts.

Hazmatastic,

But from my frame of reference, YOU were the one speeding officer. I was completely stationary.

match, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
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Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop

Aggravationstation,

By now, you should have dropped trou’ and done what you had to do

ramius345, in Got any suggestions?

Get the flu. It’ll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn’t very effective this year. Ask me how I know.

DrJenkem,
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Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.

ramius345,

2 parents, 2 kids, one uncle, 4 grandparents all got it. All vaccinated. Not a large sample but larger than 1.

corsicanguppy,

So far so good on vaccines this year for me.

lemmyman, in Just gotta work it in somehow.

Typical Lemmy experience

Viking_Hippie, in Got any suggestions?

Do as I do and get Legionaire’s disease on the 30th of December. Bonus points if that’s your birthday like it is mine.

vaselined,

Happy Birthday

Viking_Hippie,

Thanks 😁

UnearthedUnusual, in Got any suggestions?

Two words: magnesium citrate.

AlfredEinstein,

Two other words: Eat vegetables.

IzzyScissor, in Got any suggestions?

Why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?

boatsnhos931, in Got any suggestions?

Coffee and crunches homie

quams69, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱

Cuneiform! Oldest writing system known, I love it

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