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Marduk73, in This sh*t is bananas
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I would pay to see the one buying this wearing a gorilla costume.

mattreb,
Marduk73,
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Remi! That guy is funny.

DavLemmyHav, in That's some good shit

read it again.

queermunist, in This sh*t is bananas
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Ever had a frozen banana?

It’s like icecream!

Father_Redbeard, in That's some good shit
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I don’t come here to get personally attacked, alright? The nerve of some people…

Rachelhazideas, in just a b....

Guys be hating on zodiac signs while making their entire personalities about Myers-Briggs pseudoscientific bullshit.

SheDiceToday,

I’m pretty sure that I’m smart because I avoid both. I base my personality on the ancient dinosaurs test.

potpie, in ba dum tss

What amazes me is that we pretty much are converting, just very slowly, one thing at a time. In school we all learn the metric system, and it’s used all over in industry and government. At the supermarket, everything is labeled in both systems, and some things have started trending towards metric as the default. We are all used to the 2L bottle size. The old fifth of a gallon bottle, though some still call it that, has been replaced by the 750ml bottle. More recently the 20oz bottle has been phased into the .5L, mainly–I’m sure–to shrink the amount while keeping prices the same, but still it’s progress in this regard.

I think the transformation will be effectively complete when highway signs use kilometers. But I don’t see that happening any time soon.

Gabu, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Hurr durr, now that a palestinian terrorist group is attacking is the best moment to be vocal about palestinian freedom

And you people wonder why you get downvoted?

Omega_Haxors,

You’re telling on yourself. You genuinely don’t give a shit about the Palestinian struggle. You just want them to sit down and take their genocide.

Fades,

Perhaps they could sit down when it comes to killing innocent civvies and stick to military targets. I have always been outspoken in Palestine’s favor but lines were crossed and nobody should support it.

Omega_Haxors,

Yep, mask right off.

bigFab,

Try attacking military bases and armored vehicles with fireworks.

Read about war history. Civilian strikes are usually countered with opposite civilian strikes.

rustycheesi3,
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i am not supporting it, but i have hard times defending israel either, both sides are an absolute shit show and have their reasons, but in my eyes, the palestines have a stronger claim to the land. then again, this whole war is based on religions, where i, as an atheist, have nothing to say at all, because without religions, there wouldnt be a claimable holy city and no war whos the truthful owner of it, it would just be another land.

ICastFist,
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this whole war is based on religions

Not entirely, there is a lot of geopolitical power struggle there as well. Israel was born as a “western puppet” that soon grew and became “too important to abandon”. Without it, the arab nations would be more likely to ignore whatever the western powers demand, as they’d have a hard time reaching them. With Israel, it’s like a gun’s permanently pointed at them and “any funny business” against them means you also have to deal with USA

be_excellent_to_each_other, in Boomers be like
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Whew, a surprising amount of aggression on this topic

BonfireOvDreams, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!
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May as well not considering willful complicity in their deaths is wrong.

ericbomb,

Oh well yes.

If it wasn’t obvious I’m a raging vegetarian. Just annoying.

BonfireOvDreams, (edited )
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ericbomb,

I like honey and saying I’m a vegan while eating honey makes some vegans mad.

Posting pictures like that to vegetarians is like no one likes us.

BonfireOvDreams, (edited )
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I’d agree that it’s not. What about honey makes you feel like you need it or otherwise that it is somehow different than eating other animal products? If you use it just because you like it, you could argue the same for any other animal product. I’m primarily concerned with their lack of consent, in some cases the clipping of queen bee wings & confinement to a fixed space, & resource theft. There’s also the concerns of native bee populations being unable to compete with honey bees.

clb92, in haha, im in danger

You’re safe until the Liveleak logo appears

Sabre363, in Never, my good man!

spooky music resumes, aggressively

SARGEx117, in Boomers be like

I know a guy who REALLY needs glasses. Can’t see shit more than 3 inches away without them. You can sneak up on him in broad daylight by walking in the open right toward him, he can’t make out the blob until about 15ft away. Probably legally blind, but I don’t actually know that.

He refuses to wear glasses while driving “because all the lights hurt my eyes”.

So basically at night he keeps it between the white/yellow blurs and avoids the blobs headed toward him, and during the day he tries to avoid the colored blobs while staying on the gray/black smear.

Remember, you share the road with these people daily! Incidentally I’m all for mandatory 5 year retesting for driver licenses and a yearly one after a certain age. No, I don’t think that’s ageist or wrong.

ANECDOTE TIME: My own grandfather drove right up until he was moved into a care home, and he was having seizures and strokes intermittently. The last time I spoke to him before he lost access to his truck, he told me he had to ask for help getting back into the truck because his leg wouldn’t move, AND he nearly took out someone’s mailbox because he took a turn so wide he jumped the sidewalk and went into a yard.

Gestrid,

He refuses to wear glasses while driving “because all the lights hurt my eyes”.

If your eyes aren’t used to glasses, guess what? You get a headache. If you wear them long enough, your body gets used to them, and you stop getting headaches.

ReakDuck,

In germany you get info on your drivers license that says if the persons needs Glasses for driving. When the police stops you and sees no glasses on you then its like driving without a drivers license afaik

Gestrid,

It’s the same in the US. They test your vision when you go to get your license, they print the restriction on your license, and you legally cannot drive without them.

KpntAutismus,

yup, wear your glasses people!

but what happens if you say you have contacts in? do they have a mobile eye exam in their beamers?

ReakDuck,

I really dunno. They have different numbers that allow for glasses, contacts or both. So even when you transition to contacts you need to update your drivers license.

But then, good question. How do they check that.

dovahking, in I have several questions, actually

Why not both?

Comment105,

If there is a pair of holes that goes with with both sets of legs, then there is also likely a head stuck of one of the front legs’ holes.

aquinteros,

you didn’t really need to write that down, you know.

QuantumEyetanglement, in Its go time!

On Sync for Lemmy you can have piped bots “invisible” “hidden”. I know this is not something novel, just a PSA for Sync users!

*Edited for exact verbiage

MrRazamataz,
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Resistentialism,

This also works on boost.

MeatsOfRage,

Love how it’s so bad it has it’s own setting

jackpot,
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would be cooler if their was a settinf tk just re-link all yt links to piped

gio1135,

why would one want to do that (i have no idea what piped bot is)

Waraugh,

Because it’s annoying useless bullshit clogging up comments with links to a service that doesn’t work for shit.

gio1135,

still don’t know what piped bot is but i turned on the setting

Waraugh,

Oh, it’s a bot that responds to comments that have a YouTube link. The response contains an alternative link to a nonfunctional service called piped.

NutWrench, in How could my body betray me like this?
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If you need to pee, you have to just get up and do it. That situation isn’t going to get any better.

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