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Siegfried, in Simple Truth

This isn’t a meme, nor a political one. There are three possibilities here:

OP is a troll

OP is stupid

OP is a stupid troll

Justas, in Sick man of Europe
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or never ask a Lithuanian or a Pole what happened in 1795.

BleepBlip, in Boomers be like

People will come to work and say “oh sorry, I can’t read that since I’m not wearing my glasses” and I’m like “why would you go anywhere without glasses if you need glasses?” I just don’t understand it.

newIdentity,

Because I forgot them.

I usually don’t need any glasses unless something is more than 1m away from me. They’re uncomfortable laying down so I usually don’t wear them at home

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

They’re uncomfortable laying down so I usually don’t wear them at home

Is the only thing you do at home is lay in bed? I do plenty of stuff at home that requires me to have my glasses on all day.

I put them on in the morning and take them off before bed.

wildginger,

Might come as a shock, but different eyeballs need glasses at different times.

I am “legally blind” but my glasses are pointless inside the house. My vision is just fine for anything that isnt outdoors.

Meanwhile my father cant drive with his glasses, but needs them to read.

newIdentity,

No, but I don’t really need to wear them inside since most of the time I don’t look at something far away enough to bother wearing glasses, because they get dirty fast and it can be hard to clean them sometimes.

It’s not that bad for me since I only need -0,75dpt and -1,00dpt

HikingVet,

Fucking hell, you’re near-sighted and you don’t wear them because they get dirty? Do you walk around naked?

newIdentity,

I only have two pairs of glasses.

I have more clothes and I can simply change them when they get dirty.

Also it’s not really a major annoyance when they get a little dirty unlike it’s the case with glasses.

0Xero0,
@0Xero0@lemmy.world avatar

actually, they do bring glasses with them all the time, they just straight up refuse to wear them

Kepabar,

Keep in mind that depending on the type of eye issue they may not need them all the time. In this example the person only needs then to read and it might actually make their vision worse to wear them when not.

0Xero0,
@0Xero0@lemmy.world avatar

the thing is, even when they need to read something, they just squint their eyes and whine about how they can’t see without glasses then ask others to read it for them instead of idk, PUTTING ON THE DAMN GLASSES that are RIGHT ON THE FUCKING TABLE. Why did you think I said they REFUSE to wear glasses?

GreenMario,

It’s because they want YOU to read it for em.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

During the mandated mask times, I didn’t wear mine because they would fog up while wearing a mask.

Rachelhazideas,

As someone who suffers from migraines, allodynia, and chronic pain, wearing glasses all the time isn’t an option.

DmMacniel, in Sick man of Europe

Did they finally ban crabs?

unreachable, in every time
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

a wild superboy appears

undef, in Simple Truth
@undef@feddit.de avatar

Simply Bullshit.

Fluffy56, in I have several questions, actually

How does she sleep? Does she stand like a horse to sleep? Or does she have a way to lay down? Like, that leg design would be awful on the human spine. With that said 10/10 for something original.

LeafOnTheWind,

Horses can lay down

Fluffy56,

yeah, but it would be closer to kneeling for her, which would hurt after awhile

LeafOnTheWind,

Horses can lay on their sides too

gh0stcassette,
@gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If you look closely, it seems like she has hooves, not human feet, so the internal structure is probably still mostly horse-like from the waist down, she just has human skin and no fur

Fluffy56,

great, now I have the image of a furless horse in my head. I’m never going to be able to sleep again thanks to this.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

What if that lower half isn’t horse, but some other large quadruped that doesn’t sleep standing up?

Yawweee877h444, in It's Only a Matter of Time

Don’t worry she’s not dead, she’s high as a kite

SuckMyWang,

Either way it’s a win

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

She'll wake up in 10 hours with a whole new outlook on life.

Napain,

Thats prob how the whole story came to be

ipkpjersi, in You have to.

I mean, you have to check that it’s full somehow lol

_number8_, in Therapy's getting too expensive

similarly, it really irritates when people tiptoe around giving ‘medical advice’ online or scold people for asking mental health questions in a forum – which is designed for people to commiserate and share advice. ‘the doctor’ is inaccessible to many people for many reasons; it’s way less of a challenge to get out sensitive thoughts by typing online to peers vs asking A Doctor and getting a Professional Reply about it

ElBarto, in You have to.
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian… I think my brains name is Brian!

ThePenitentOne, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Absolutely fucked up that your taxes go to supporting animal abuse whether you like it or not. Although, arguably worse is how many people don't even give the animals' suffering a second thought and just take the selfish path. Even fucking stupider is that chicken can be bought at the same price as tofu per kg. Like what the shit? Stop subsidising it. It's environmentally destructive and incredibly immoral.

nodsocket,

I’ve always thought that vegan activists would be a lot more successful if they could end these meat subsidies, instead of harassing the public. If the price of meat triples no one is going to be eating meat regardless of their politics.

clanginator,

Yeah but good luck getting anything passed when the GOP and all of the animal agriculture lobbying industry will be screaming from the rooftops about how everyone’s favorite foods will be more expensive.

nodsocket,

“THEY’RE TAKIN AWAY OUR BERGERS!”

Fiivemacs,

That’s exactly the reason this would never happen. The outrage would be uncontrollable.

ThePenitentOne,

Forcing people to do something is easier than making them change wilfully. But people still should have the moral integrity to make the right choice regardless. Plus, people are so propagandised and indoctrinated by the industry from politicians and other bullshit that it would be an incredibly hard battle to fight.

Ataraxia,

Change zoning laws so I can raise my own in my backyard other than just chickens. I have no problem raising and slaughtering my food. No need for factory farms.

Fiivemacs,

Incoming pitbull-bull hybrids

LemmysMum,

How about we all raise our own cattle.

Since we can’t modify suburbia to accommodate that many cattle let alone the additional waste, how about we make specially designated places where we can send all our cows to live.

And since everyone travelling back and forth to look after their cattle would be highly impractical how about we designate a handful of individuals to care for all of the cattle so everyone else can worry about their other jobs.

And since it’s difficult for a single family to store and consume a whole cow, how about we designate a group of people to slaughter and process them into more manageable pieces.

And since everyone going to one place to get their meat and somewhere else to get the rest of their produce, how about we just sell them in one place together.

It’s almost like we know how this works out and should just improve the regulations around caring for our food while it’s alive.

socsa, in You have to.

The bulk rice aisle in the grocery store.

BonesOfTheMoon,

YES. That too.

Grass,

To me this is the only one. I only touch dirt with gloves and/or plain bar soap crammed under my nails.

Franzia, in How could my body betray me like this?

Oh no does widdle baby not wanna get up to pee? Well mommy has a solution, but you’re not gonna like it! Unless you do, and then mommy is going to be very happy with you.

Custoslibera,

This better not awaken anything in me…

Franzia,

Like your need to pee right away? 🤭

Resistentialism,

Yes, mummy.

Resistentialism,

You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub

Franzia,

Romantic

Wage_slave, in anyone?
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

So far it I’ve been digging it. There’s a pretty steady pilgrimage from X to threads. Loads of people try to keep it from turning into “X” and that always shows up in the feed. So it is pretty reassuring like that. And reminders to start blocking or muting people now to keep a positive vibe going and your own sanity. It’s been kinda nice like that.

And I’ve only managed to piss off one person and that was by total mistake. We cool now.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

It’s owned by Facebook

Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

Edit: that was a shitty response i left. Long day and I shouldn’t be on the internet.

But none the less, who fucking knew.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime, (edited )

yeah it was shitty. But shitty and right or justified are different than “super shitty and also very very in the wrong and objectively on the wrong side of history”

Also you’re a fucking coward for deleting what you wrote

Edit: to the assholes who downvoted me without caring what the other person wrote, please delete all your Lemmy accounts and go back to reddit where pieces of shit are expected

Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

If you think that’s the worst of the world, your safe plastic bubble will be rocked by the real world outside.

Beyond the complexities of social media conspiring and yelling at imaginary walls .

sounddrill,

🤡on🤡violence

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

coward

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

You’re out of touch with the big picture but that makes me a completely idiotic out of touch moron barely capable of holding a crayon. Reddit really misses you. You’re the most redditty person I’ve had the displeasure of conversing with on lemmy.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

Enjoy supporting those who have no moral qualms with facilitating genocide. Because after all, you’re super smart and therefore it goes without saying that you absolutely require something like Twitter in your life.

Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

“I’m lovin’ it.”

Trarmp,

I still hope for federation of Threads. I just wanna be on my own non-Facebook server, but be able to communicate with that domain. Like with email.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

host your own instance

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