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Lt_Cdr_Data, in This is the way

Superbly shitty meme, wow

Grayox,
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Thanks, made it while I was pooping

SnowBunting,

So that’s the key to making great memes.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

How would you improve it?

Lt_Cdr_Data,

Make something that’s actually funny?

UnverifiedAPK,

I mean it’s a boomer/genx post, it’s technically a meme from the format (image with impact font). But the focus is on what it’s saying, there’s no joke to it.

Add any humor at all to improve it.

ComradePorkRoll,

Someone’s salty they didn’t unionize.

Lt_Cdr_Data,

I’m a student; Unions are great; the meme is just shit

recarsion, in On culinary crimes

Not american but why would you put raisins in mac n cheese?

Hegar, in reverse Indy

China actually does this - they steal back artifacts looted by colonial powers. There have been many high profile heists of museums where the only items taken were looted Chinese artifacts that the museum refused to return.

MooseBoys,

Such a great movie - Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker had great chemistry.

Hegar,

Yeah, it's not bad. The bit where Tucker is pretending to be Chinese isn't nearly as awkward as I'd remembered and the fight scene with all the throwing vases and arguing about which dynasty each one is from is pretty funny.

Potatisen,

I 100% believe you but I want to know more!

Spill the beans

sadcoconut, in A high-falutin' Monster Energy.

Took me longer than I’d care to admit to figure out Red Bull vodka is another name for vodka Red Bull.

Chunk, in UBI works too

Okay all you commies get ready for politics 101

First don’t rely on morals to make your argument. It, unfortunately, does not change capitalist minds.

Second, frame your argument in capitalist rhetoric. For example you can say, “UBI is important to stimulate the economy by enabling Low-Income-Americans to spend more on essentials.”

Seriously, not joking, this is how you change people’s minds.

HonoraryMancunian,

No argument from me

Killing_Spark,

The argument “you don’t need ubi in a non-capitalist world” doesn’t work in a capitalist framing

huge_clock,

I am a libertarian. One thing I think people of all political stripes need to do is to start judging policy proposals by their outcomes and stop judging policy proposals based on their intentions. So you want minimum wage because a higher minimum wage will lower poverty? But is raising minimum wage the right way to achieve that goal?

Here are ten studies that provide some evidence that raising minimum wage does a poor job of lowering poverty:

1, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

See the thing with every policy is that it creates unintended consequences. If you tax gas, gas becomes more expensive and the price of food goes up, if you add zoning regulations it makes it harder to build and house prices go up, if you raise wages through legislation (even though we all want to make high wages) that raises the costs to businesses and they have to raise prices or reduce labour at the margin. This has the effect of helping specifically minimum wage workers but for people without a job making it harder to find one. In the long term prices will go up to make minimum wage feel like less than it used to, necessitating the need for constant minimum wage increases. Do you really want to be fighting the same fight all the time over minimum wage only to have it raised when it’s far too late and most people are already making more than the minimum wage? What a waste of political will.

IMO UBI is a great option, Milton Friedman was famously very pro-UBI, but also need to be sensible about what regulations and laws we are passing and use a science and evidence-based approach, not one that sounds good when you first hear it.

_haha_oh_wow_, in How do y'all say GIF?
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s pronounced GIF, duh.

player_thr33, in Am I being detaineded?

Noice

Hegar, in Am I being detaineded?

Ploice is how you say please in Australia

sethboy66,

I always loved the how the line "rise up lights" when pronounced with an American or English accent is 'razor blades' in an Australian accent.

Hegar,

That's great! I overheard a Scottish couple talking about how Japanese "my sore toe" sounds. With their accents it was a lot like masato, which does seem to be a japanese name.

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Nah, we say plees

The_Cleanup_Batter, in Celebrating my release...

These are some Ben Garrison level labels … but yeah pretty much.

CluckN,

Agreed this image could use a few more labels.

SUN

TREE IN SUN

BIG FLAME

SHADOWS MADE FROM BIG FLAME

PEOPLE WHO SIT

ME WHO STANDS

STAIRCASE OF LIBERALISM

funkless_eck,

and then just a big word METAPHOR across all of it

AngryCommieKender,

I’d put up the label SIMILE just to troll the grammar nazis

Klear,
umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

holy shit i looked this guy up.

his shit is hysterical.

Gradually_Adjusting, (edited ) in 🍅💦💦
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Time to make my own ketchup. With dried chilis, and MSG.

Edit: I did, and it’s fabulous

JTheDoc,

Good choice.

Konislav, in How do y'all say GIF?

gee aii f

TheNakedFoot, in oh come on, do it

It’s BeamNG for me

JokeDeity,

I wondered why people played that game so much when it seemed like a lot of nothing to me when I played it, never even thought to look for mods.

variants,

I mean I havent tried mods yet and im at like 200 hours on it at this point but now Im on to starfield

TheNakedFoot,

You gotta come up with your own stuff to do. Or, their Career mode is very fun (still in early development) and there’s lots to be found on BeamMP

BlinkerFluid,
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

It’s one of those games that basically… is mods. Want a car? Someone’s modeled it and put it into the game. Wait to use a wheel and shifters? Go for it. Want to crawl a mountain in a V8 behemoth with giant tires? Go for it. Want to send an 18-wheeler into a stack of buses at the end of a jump ramp? Go for it.

OceanSoap, in Sh*t Gold .

I’ve had this coffee before. Doesn’t taste any different than regular coffee

irmoz, in Just plain good advice

This is the exact opposite for me… i get depressed and ashamed about my decisions before bed, and often vow to do better in the morning. It’s in the morning I can’t be trusted, when I suddenly forget all those desires to do better because it’s too much work.

Tbh I’m not even sure what this is supposed to be saying. Do people often wake up completely calm and collected, only to become a mess by the end of the day, making life altering decisions at night?

Aremel,

Do people often wake up completely calm and collected, only to become a mess by the end of the day, making life altering decisions at night?

Yes, at least in my case. This meme speaks to me personally.

thatsTheCatch,

This is the exact opposite for me… i get depressed and ashamed about my decisions before bed, and often vow to do better in the morning. It’s in the morning I can’t be trusted, when I suddenly forget all those desires to do better because it’s too much work.

I’m very much the same. There’s a song a like called difficulties of getting out of bed by Knapsack that I felt describes this feeling well:

And it’s difficult to get out of bed I can’t remember the Things I said, what I told myself last night I think I wasted my time again

Luckily I’m out of that place now. I hope you get there too, if you’re in it.

The song also starts with the line:

I really wish my cactus never died

Which I really like because cactuses are typically the easiest plant to keep alive. But the speaker is struggling so much that even though they really like their cactus, they still can’t take care of it. I think it’s quite poignant.

Anyway, weird song analysis over

Feste_the_Mad,
@Feste_the_Mad@lemmy.ca avatar

Luckily I’m out of that place now.

Hey, critical question:

HOW?

thatsTheCatch,

I’m sure it’s different for everyone, but I was in a bad relationship at the time that lead to me having an undiagnosed binge eating disorder. I would eat giant 1kg tubs of peanut butter and stash the empty ones in my closet because I was worried my flatmates would notice if I was washing large peanut butter jars all the time.

I probably should’ve gotten professional help for the eating disorder, but I was ashamed as I’m sure all people with eating disorders are. What helped me was visiting my family, who lived in a different part of the country, for a long time (over the summer). I couldn’t binge without it being obvious, I had distance from my partner in the relationship, and I was with loved ones. While I didn’t tell them I had this problem, being with them and just hanging out and doing things was a huge help.

My relationship ended soon after I got back, though it should have ended sooner. I tried to focus on myself to avoid relapsing into binge eating.

I went on a self-help phase, as I’m sure many people do at that stage of life (late teens, early twenties). I did a fuck-ton of walking while listening to podcasts, tried to spend in-person time with friends, and tried to do something that felt like it gave me purpose (volunteering at an old-folks home, teaching them how to use their technology). I always binged in my room, so I avoided being in my room as much as possible—often walking 1½ hours into town to do stuff, or going to my local library. I didn’t necessarily read, I’m not much of a reader, usually I was on my computer. But being in a different and more public and communal environment helped me avoid binging and helped me feel better.

Eventually, things gradually improved and I got a much better partner who doesn’t make me question whether they love me or find me attractive!

Everyone’s journey is different, which is the most frustrating thing because what I did might not help you, but I thought I’d tell my story anyway.

I hope you find this helpful, and if not, then just interesting to read :)

I wish you all the best. It won’t stay dark forever (though it can take a fucking while!)

irmoz,

Thanks for this man. Appreciate it :)

TubeTalkerX, in Am I being detaineded?

I loved imported Ice from Poland!

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