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iAvicenna, in Its the only way.
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iAvicenna,
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yes I know its not an adjective thanks

neo2478, in How's your housing market these days?

How bad is it that my immediate thought was that it’s reasonable? That’s literally the price of a parking spot where I live.

criitz, in Eternal struggle. But swapped

It’s backwards

Tja, in Its the only way.

Or you could “make America great again”, going back to the 50s and 60s when the top marginal tax rate was 90%.

That’s what all the red hats are for, right?

match, in Eternal struggle. But swapped
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and yet you don’t realize you’re super cute

Kyrgizion, in Eternal struggle. But swapped

Other way around for me. People find me both boring AND annoying, no matter what I do or don’t.

Famko,

Haven’t found the right crowd, I suppose.

krashmo,

Most people are boring and annoying but that’s OK.

Empricorn,

What an interesting response! I was not annoyed and it was not boring. Maybe you’re just listening to the opinions of bad people…?

ImplyingImplications, in Steve from blues clues went down a dark path.
PeriodicallyPedantic, in Steve from blues clues went down a dark path.

Lol sounds like something an AI would generate if you asked it how to include more alcohol in your day.

So that’s what I did:

They may drink alcohol as a way of enhancing their creativity and overcoming mental blocks. They may believe that alcohol helps them to think outside the box and generate novel ideas. This could be especially relevant for jobs that require artistic or innovative skills, such as writers, designers, inventors, etc.

  • They may drink alcohol as a way of reducing stress and improving their mood. They may believe that alcohol helps them to cope with the challenges and pressures of their work environment. This could be especially relevant for jobs that involve high levels of responsibility, risk, or conflict, such as managers, lawyers, doctors, etc.
  • They may drink alcohol as a way of building rapport and strengthening relationships with their colleagues and clients. They may believe that alcohol helps them to be more sociable, friendly, and persuasive. This could be especially relevant for jobs that require interpersonal or communication skills, such as salespeople, teachers, counselors, etc.
  • They may drink alcohol as a way of celebrating achievements and rewarding themselves for their hard work. They may believe that alcohol helps them to enjoy the fruits of their labor and appreciate their accomplishments. This could be relevant for any job that involves goals, targets, or milestones, such as athletes, engineers, scientists, etc.
brbposting,

How to make your day more fun with a dash of booze:

  • Kick off your morning with a fizzy mimosa
  • Treat yourself to a frosty beer with your lunch
  • Savor a glass of wine as you relax in the evening
  • Shake up a cocktail to go with your dinner
  • Cap off the night with a shot of whiskey to knock yourself out
tdawg, in Eternal struggle. But swapped

The important part is asking other people questions ;)

OpenStars,
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What do you mean?

spoiler(hehehe :-P)

JohnDClay,

Why?

platypus_plumba,

Because people love talking about themselves

RedditRefugee69,

That’s just naturally what keeps others engaged. Per of it is that people like talking about their own life and interests. Part of it is just keeping the conversation going. But it’s definitely a IRL conversation/charisma pro tip

Empricorn,

Is it gender-progressive to store my books in a lockhim?

Tlaloc_Temporal,
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It’s not a lockher though.

Would it be toughim to get togethim with your brothim the potographim?

ryan213, in Steve from blues clues went down a dark path.
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I’m no math expert but this sounds right.

pedz, in The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it.

Then they’ll block your road, get out of their fancy car and assault you for hitting that precious car.

I was on a bike path when a car driver cut me while exiting a driveway and I bumped my wheel into his back bumper. Well, he stopped, got out of his car, whined that I didn’t do “my” stop and ended up slapping me twice in the face… because he cut me and I bumped into his car…

So even if you have an old car AND it’s not your fault, they’l still be mad at you for existing and being in their way.

Nommer,

Some drunken redneck rear ended me once then got out and sucker punched me in the head. It wasn’t two seconds later my knee was on his throat. Some people just need some sense beaten into them.

zurohki,

Don’t you know? He’s the main character. NPCs are supposed to move out of his way.

Menteros,

Sounds like a lot of bikers I see blowing through red lights and stop signs. Obey the rules of the road or get on the sidewalk like a normal pedestrian.

nickiam2,

Well actually, its usually much safer for a cyclists to keep moving at an intersection like that. It takes far less time for them to clear the intersection than coming to a full dead stop and starting again. I can see and hear everything on approach much better than anyone inside a 2 ton metal box. In some places its perfectly legal for a bicycle to treat stop sighs like a give way.

Getting on the sidewalk often has its own hazards, like the sidewalk randomly ending and starting again for no reason, people, and shop doors.

Menteros,

Getting on the sidewalk often has its own hazards,

You know what has hazards? Riding in the road unprotected from 2 ton heavy machinery. You couldn’t pay me to ride in the street when there are sidewalks available.

It’s pure selfishness to demand others be responsible for your safety.

Nommer, (edited )

It is not safer to blow through a 4 way stop with a blind corner at 20 mph. I nearly hit a cyclist because of them doing that.

pedz, (edited )

I’m the one making the comment and you’re the one assuming I did something wrong because I was on a bicycle? Or is this “a lot” exaggerated and biaised?

Anyway the said rules where I live is that riding on sidewalks is illegal. Cyclists are not pedestrians and should not be mixed with them.

I was legally on a cycle path, had priority, there was no light. I was cut then slapped by the driver making an illegal move, and you’re first thought is to point out that “lots of bikers blow red lights”?! What?

Menteros,

Cyclists are not pedestrians

Wrong. Going by weight, speed, visibility, protection and turning radius cyclists are much closer to pedestrians than 2 ton vehicles going 35 mph. That’s basic physics.

And it’s not illegal to ride on the sidewalks where I live. Not that legality has any bearing on what is logical. Laws are made up for those who whine the most or have the most money, not what is logical.

Vespair, in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place

Hey now, that’s unfair. It’s Star Trek references, Linux memes, and disingenuous leftist in-fighting!

UnrepententProcrastinator,

You’re such a fake leftist.

Sabre363, in Amogus

I would’ve drawn a penis

NateHiggers1488, in True

Fucking loserrs nigga

NateHiggers1488, in Amogus

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