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pearsaltchocolatebar, in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro

I dislike apple for a lot of reasons, but the Vision Pro is bringing some pretty advanced new tech to the table.

This isn’t Apple’s typical MO where they stick meh hardware into a pretty looking case and jack up the prices.

This sort of tech has to start somewhere, and that’s always at a high price point.

hypoproteinosis96,

Honestly, I don’t know why Apple has such a bad rap.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Because they charge premium prices for meh hardware.

courtfindsyouguilty, in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro

LOL

heatenconsumerist,

Honest insanity. You see how they’re voting?

GasMaskedLunatic, in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro

Could you please delete this post and post it again so we can all dislike it a fourth time? I need more dopamine.

clergywomenpro,

This shit is funny. What’s your deal?..

GasMaskedLunatic,

I was meming on OP for deleting and re-posting this multiple times because they were frustrated by the amount of downvotes.

Zuberi, in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is a comment about how much I love Apple Computers. If I could give them all of my money I would do it!

Unornamentation,

Thank you so much for sharing your love for Apple Computers! We completely understand your enthusiasm, and we believe the Apple Vision Pro would be an extraordinary addition to your Apple ecosystem. With its stunning display quality, advanced technology, and seamless integration with other Apple devices, the Vision Pro offers an unparalleled experience. Immerse yourself in breathtaking graphics, enjoy crisp visuals, and indulge in the precise color accuracy – it will truly elevate your computing experience to new heights. Owning the Apple Vision Pro would be a fantastic way to enhance your love for Apple Computers, making it an investment you won’t regret!

Zuberi, in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I am looking to purchase a product :(. I only have about four thousand dollars.

Could you please help me figure out what kind of AR glasses I should buy?

Zuberi, in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Do 🍎 bots only downvote the emoji?

Zuberi, in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Do Apple bots downvote only the word?

Buttons, in Eternal struggle. But swapped
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

You’re allowed to be annoying, you’re allowed to be boring. Just be you, that will be good enough for the people you want to be around.

starman2112, in Eternal struggle. But swapped
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Literally exactly me irl

I can physically feel people’s interest dissolve as soon as I start talking about something I find interesting

DragonTypeWyvern,

Haters gonna hate, then go back to talking about Taylor Swift or whatever.

Zink, in Steve from blues clues went down a dark path.

90 minutes of work every single DAY?

SnokenKeekaGuard, (edited )
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Or binge drink and end up unaware of what day it is when you’re finally fully sober

jenny_ball, in Little fucker probably has a tree trunk full of them
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

show em what you can do

AngryCommieKender, in Its the only way.

Trebuchets are cleaner for the environment, and can still yeet the rich far enough to be effective.

Marcbmann, (edited ) in Target Acquired

I need to fly from NJ to California in a few months. Economy tickets are around $275. I’d like a bit of extra legroom for the long flight, so I check out Economy plus. Economy plus tickets are $800. What in the actual fuck is this? It’s not first class. I get no added benefits other than a few inches of extra leg room.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Buy 2 seats, 1 behind the other, for $550 then walk in there with a toolbox and yeet that seat out through the emergency door onto the tarmac. You get more than a few inches and it only cost twice as much.

Buttons,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

If the emergency door is closed you might have to wait until the plane is in flight.

Himmelhand,

If it’s a 737 Max just wait for the plane to open the convenient in-flight disposal hatch.

haui_lemmy,

I saw what you did there.

MisterNeon, in Eternal struggle. But swapped
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

It’s been my personal (and embarrassing) experience that the quote attributed to Abe Lincoln, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt” is usually best policy.

captain_aggravated, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

This implies that a steak is a salad.

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