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covert_czar, in So true
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

He just picked up some shitty pipes because of my shitty behaviour

mvirts, in irony deficiency

I’m so offended

lars,

I’m literally shaking

Swuden, (edited ) in Why is this so difficult?

I find it funny that Americans (esp. Republicans) who love to «win» at all things, would be fine to allow Russia to win against the west in Ukraine. I think if they decide to stay on their isolationist path, Lavrov’s propaganda from earlier in the week will come true, and the US will seize to be a superpower. «Greatest country in the world»? Starting to look pretty weak to me.

Wogi,

The US is speed running the Empire game. They blitzed through the early game, beat a super power, became the dominant military force in the world, dominated in culture, and are now seeing how fast they can decline before the entire country implodes on itself.

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Capitalism made the system more efficient!

Klear, in irony deficiency

I’ve seen this picture so many times and only today noticed the gray.

lars,

Holy shit — same!!

CodexArcanum, in Don't read classical philosophers, they're cringe
ImplyingImplications,
abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

It kinda triggers me that they pronounce it like [wo-jack] and not [woyak].

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

The only moral use of AI voice imitation

mindbleach,
Darkenfolk,

I love it, thank you.

limitedduck, in Yeah, well...

These comments are quite devoid of meme energy

platypus_plumba,

Lemmy is too political

Incandemon,

Fucking everything is political. If you think something is too political its because your not political enough.

Your weekend is political, the 8 hour work day is political, the fucking air you breath and the pollution it is fucking political. EVERYTHING IS FUCKING POLITICAL!

platypus_plumba, (edited )

A shit post about Chad farquad saying “E” after being asked what’s the second vowel is political?

Incandemon,

Yes. First thing to mind are the copyright implications of remixing someone else’s character, and the copyright the meme creator gets to the work regardless. Is it explicitly legal to do or is it just that most creates don’t care much, what about if you try to earn profit by publishing a book of meme?

Then there are the platforms the meme it is hosted on, is it home hosted, is it hosted on a mega tech site, both of which come with a host of differing legal responsibilities and implications.

exocrinous,

Careful, you’ll get banned from blahaj zone for talk like that

unreasonabro,

there’s no escape, bitch

politics is reality and you just want fantasy… but if you keep reading fantasy, you’ll eventually notice something horrible about it. Spoiler alert: its politics

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Damn, ok, relax… It’s like you guys are on cocaine or something and I accidentally brought up politics. I meant that Lemmy is too political to be dumb about memes. That’s it… Chill.

exocrinous,

All the best movies are political. Star Wars, Citizen Kane, Jurassic Park, the Matrix. Nobody can name a great movie that isn’t political, because politics is what makes movies fun. If they didn’t have politics, they’d suck.

Weyland, in Why is this so difficult?
@Weyland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Drag the war long enough and those children will grow up to be next in line as cannon fodder and the issue will solve itself.

SnotFlickerman, in Don't read classical philosophers, they're cringe
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Patchy the Pirate is the Classicest of Philosophers.

OpenStars, in Did I put that back or not?
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Wasn’t I supposed to ask myself a question!? I wonder what it could possibly be? :-P

RandomVideos, in Pope–memier showtime

(Verse 1 - Pope Francis) Yo, I’m Pope Francis, divine with the rhymes, Blessing verses, breaking curses, spitting heavenly lines. From the Vatican to Italy, I spread the word, Holy verses so potent, they’re felt and heard.

(Verse 2 - Italian President) I’m the prez, beatboxing with flair, In the Colosseum, we’ll make the crowd stare. Italy’s leader, representing with might, Political verses sharp, cutting through the night.

(Verse 3 - All the Dead and Alive People) From Caesar to Da Vinci, the legends unite, In the afterlife, we bring the fire, ignite. Machiavelli scheming, Michelangelo painting, History’s echoes, in this rap battle, we’re creating.

(Chorus) Dead and alive, colliding in this rhyme, An epic showdown, through space and time. Pope and prez, spitting verses so divine, In this rap battle, where legends intertwine.

(Verse 4 - Pope Francis) I’m the shepherd of souls, with the holy flow, Blessings on my side, watch me steal the show. In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, My rhymes hit hard, leave ‘em comatose.

(Verse 5 - Italian President) I’m the leader of the nation, politics my game, In the Colosseum, I’ve built my fame. Beatboxing with power, watch me rise, In this rap battle, I claim the prize.

(Verse 6 - All the Dead and Alive People) Centuries deep, we bring wisdom and might, From ancient Rome to modern plight. Caesar’s conquests, Galileo’s gaze, In this rap battle, we set ablaze.

(Chorus) Dead and alive, colliding in this rhyme, An epic showdown, through space and time. Pope and prez, spitting verses so divine, In this rap battle, where legends intertwine.

(Outro) In the Vatican city, where saints convene, The winner emerges, the ultimate rap scene. Pope Francis’ blessings or the prez’s might, In this showdown, who claims the night?

And the winner is… (you can decide!)

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KingThrillgore, in Racismed
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s not racism when you, a single person, are hated. Its people telling the truth about you.

ComradePorkRoll, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Hoagies are sushi, then?

robojeb,

Pigs in a blanket too

Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Did I put that back or not?
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

I got a 9 volt battery three weeks ago for my multimeter, at home I put it aside somewhere the cats wouldn’t get at it to play with it and lose it on me.

I haven’t seen it since. I have no clue where I could have put the damned thing.

Shieldtoad,

Get a new battery and in a couple of days the original battery will appear in a place you have checked multiple times.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Ya I picked up another one about a week ago now, so hopefully the first one shows up any day now.

lhamil64,

Or you’ll go to put the new battery somewhere and find the old one already there.

Omnificer,

Sometimes I put stuff somewhere “safe”. Which means I’ll find it 2 years later.

ieightpi, in So true

We need more green strop signs in this world

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I’m a school bus driver and one of the catholic schools I drop kids off at has a parking lot person that uses a handheld green stop sign to control kids and buses. It fucked me up the first time I saw it because I genuinely didn’t know whether she meant I should stop or go. It was green because it had “Go Birds” written on the back side - one more reason not to root for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Looks better than red and still very visible.

CADmonkey, in Racismed

I’m reminded of Bender:

“This isn’t even about you”

That’s impossible!

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