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Zerush, (edited ) in Enjoy your Call of Duty
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Games which needs a NASA computer and a half Google server to play it with more than 15 FPS are not necesarly better as some 15 years old games for Win XP, they only have somewhat better graphics.

Remembering old Games, like Black Messiah or Tomb Rider from 2013, which work at >30-50 FPS with a few Gigs HD and less than 4 Gigs RAM, apart of having very good graphics.

New games often also are badly optimized, needing way more min sys specs as needed for the quality they offer.

Someone remember the game kkrieger? A short 3D FPS in a single file with only 96 KB, that is art. It can still be downloaded (abandonware, Windows)

mlg,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

War Thunder coming in being an 11 years old game and still needing a NASA computer to run with graphics that look like the PS2 era.

EvolvedTurtle,

To be fair Old games that have had a shit ton of updates usually get bogged down overtime Especially if they weren’t expecting anything large scale

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

That what I mean. Companies often do not even bother to optimize the games, in order to sell them as quickly as possible. “Works? Ok, let’s start next, our CEO’s Ferrari needs a repair.”

theragu40,

Man I haven’t thought about kkrieger in a looooong time. Thanks for that!

I agree though. I think it’s been happening for years. Hardware has gotten so fast compared to where we were a few years ago. But it hasn’t caused rapid innovation like everyone thought it would. It’s just made devs lazy and we get massive unoptimized piles of shit released that take hundreds of gigs of space, require 8gb of vram and 16gb of RAM and still run like trash.

I’d love to see another era where we have game developers truly innovating and really trying to get the most out of hardware but I wonder if things have gotten so complicated that those days are gone.

Zerush,
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That is the point, there are a lot of crappy games in Steam and min sys specs of 8 GB RAM free, even for messi sidescrollers. Fortunately there are exceptions, mainly in somewhat older games, where the devs still had to score with quality and playability on the PCs of that time, such as the aforementioned TombRaider series at that time or the DarkMessiah, The Dark Mod that does not need to hide from many commercial games either, and others that prove that even a crappy laptop that cost me €350 can be used to play them with more than 30-40 FPS and without taking up more than a few Gigs.

Also a good source of free games is the IT Academy DigiPen, wich offers a huge catalogue with hundreds of games of any kind, the best works of the students as free download. Some of these also in Steam, search DigiPen there. games.digipen.edu

flashgnash,

Problem is companies don’t care about making their games efficient, they care about keeping production costs down

As long as it’s efficient enough to run on medium settings on the average consumer’s machine they won’t put any more resources towards improving it

Optimising them requires expensive developer time that probably won’t affect their sales proportionally (realistically do most people really not buy games just because they can’t run them on max settings?) And they’ve already got the eye candy for their trailers that consumers can technically achieve so they don’t bother

emberwit, (edited )

kkrieger ironically is solely optimized for hdd storage space and quite inefficient regarding other specs, as all the resources not included readily in those 96KB have to be generated in real time by your computer instead of coming shipped with the game as usual.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Sure, but just like in this game, procedural generation is used in many other games. even currently. The art is to find a balance between space savings and system performance. This is not the problem, because too many times they overdo it, both one and the other, often using prefabricated models to complete it with new characters, environments and plots, which look more and more similar even though they are different. companies. Nice graphics but zero originality and linear plot. Optimize it? Why, when it works in their company computer? Fuck the user, if you want to play, buy a bigger PC, period.

Sanyanov, in The second coming is near

He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

doingthestuff, in Waiting on that update

We’re already at society 84,659. It’s not very different than society 84,614 though.

CoolBeance, (edited ) in The second coming is near
@CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

lemmy_nightmare, (edited )
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t know. Those nasty people jerking off to Waluigi’s hentai. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?

cows_are_underrated,

On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don’t want to see it.

registrert,
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  • Thranduil, (edited )

    Rule34.xxx for the main one Ypu also got rule34.paheal.net but the tagging sucks there

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Well now I want to see it cause you said not too.

    M137,

    Ever heard of search engines? They’re pretty cool, you can find anything you want, just type the words and you’ll get what the words describe.

    Holzkohlen,

    It’s a sort of running gag, a text based meme if you will. Let people have their fun.

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You don’t find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

    MrSlicer, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less

    To be fair most art is just pictures (using the term picture loosely). That’s not why the nft is dumb.

    elxeno, in Dragostea Din Tei
    Gradually_Adjusting, in can I skip class?
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    Be fine with me if they were used as nothing but fancy receipts. It could be used as an ownership model for digital content, but that hasn’t been built yet afaik.

    rmuk, (edited )

    Honestly? Coins and cash are good examples of fungible tokens. The deeds to a property are a good example of a non-fungible token. We’ve been using them for years without dickhead cryptobros being involved.

    Gradually_Adjusting,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    I heard of that. I think there’s room for good ideas anyway, for sure

    TheGiantKorean, in The second coming is near
    @TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

    Dude blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai sounds like he was the real Catholic canon amiright

    MargotRobbie, in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

    Accidentally become the main character not just in every single movie I’m in, but on social media this time.

    Why does this keep happening to me?

    (and still no Oscar. Sigh.)

    Minarble,

    Thank you for gracing us with your presence m’lady it is truly an honour.

    Let this moment serve as inspiration to Lemmys every where.

    If you post it She may come. You cannot demand it but she may grant it. She moves in ways unseen. Beans.

    LoamImprovement,

    Well, for what it’s worth, we’re happy you’re here, not just as the topic of discourse, but as a contributing member too. I just hope we can hold onto the sense of community that gets lost in the wash when a user base hits that certain threshold. The last few months I spent on Reddit were kind of awful, even before the blackout, to the point that I started physically feeling way better after I nuked my old account.

    Honestly I’m kind of hoping the ability to disassociate from instances is the secret sauce. I feel like the Beehaw admins have been doing a good job decoupling from federations that get a bit too ick - I certainly see way less negativity here than there.

    nevial, in Waiting on that update
    @nevial@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    This only makes sense if we’re talking about movies. If we’re talking about software (as the Lemmy title suggests) the question in itself doesn’t make sense because only something that needs improvement needs an update

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Try telling that to…every software company ever.

    UlfKirsten, in The second coming is near

    Which guy though?

    tryptaminev,

    Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a “yo mama” joke?

    UlfKirsten,

    I’m always happy to assist.

    violetraven, in Yeesh
    @violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    5 years ago I would smile with no light in my eyes. It was eerie. Now I radiate. 🥰

    octoperson, in Think we should intervene?

    Getting XCom flashbacks. I’d set up a breach team on the door, and send the rest of the squad round and up that drainpipe so they can drop down from the roof. But best go around the back of the cars so as not to activate through the window.

    hydroptic, (edited )

    Getting XCom flashbacks

    XCom allows you to flashbang toddlers‽

    DragonOracleIX,

    There might be a mod that adds in toddler aliens or something like that.

    phoenixz,

    No. That sort of extreme content is prohibited to play on computers, we only allow that sort of shit in real life

    Jorgelino, (edited )

    Do sectoids count? I mean, look at them, that’s basically a little alien toddler

    https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/4fefcd96-3038-49c1-823a-66bc2ce3707c.jpeg

    itslilith,
    @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Get your sniper on long watch in case the pod gets activated early

    reployer, in The second coming is near

    I read “Catholic Cannon” and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

    Tak,
    @Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

    Some Warhammer vibes

    snugglesthefalse,

    I guess geedubbs just got the wrong memo when they created the ecclesiarchy

    frauddogg,
    @frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    “Prepare thyself for some Holy Spirit™.”

    Pharmacokinetics, in Enjoy your Call of Duty
    @Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

    I FUCKING LOVE DEEP ROCK GALACTIC!

    FOR SUCH A SMALL PRICE AND ONLY 5GB OF SPACE REQUIRED YOU GET INSANE AMOUNTS OF CONTENT AND FUN!

    FawkesGil,
    @FawkesGil@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    ROCK AND STONE

    Dettweiler42,

    IF YOU DON’T ROCK AND STONE, YOU DON’T GO HOME!

    TheHolyChecksum,

    WE’RE RICH!

    AllHailTheSheep,

    is it still worth getting into? it seems like something I’d like but I’ve never played it before and don’t have crazy amounts of time like I used to. should I still give it a go?

    VeryBald,

    Absolutely! I think you can have fun with it, no matter how much time you invest. It feels like the main focus of the game is just the player to have fun.

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s fun whether you play it alone or with others. It’s remarkably well balanced.

    Dettweiler42, (edited )

    I’ve been playing solo all weekend. Still lots of fun. I want friends to play with, but it’s absolutely enjoyable solo.

    doggle,

    I played for a while and it’s fun. Definitely worth the price, and IMO it’s an easy game to drop for a while and come back to a month later. Helps prevent burning out. If you’re the kind of player that needs to 100% everything in a week or two you might find it grueling; there’s a ton of progression to do.

    It’s nice that you can just go on a single mission and it only takes ~1/2 hour, so there’s hundreds (thousands?) Of hours of content, but it’s all broken into small enough chunks that most people could probably fit it into their schedule.

    AllHailTheSheep,

    that does sound super nice. I’ll prob give it a go sometime soon, thanks!

    normonator,

    Valheim for the same reasons

    supercritical,
    @supercritical@lemmy.world avatar

    Risk of Rain 2 for the same reasons (~2 GB installed).

    _dev_null, (edited )
    @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

    Khassaki: HI EVERYBODY!!!

    Judge-Mental: try pressing the the Caps Lock key

    Khassaki: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!

    Judge-Mental: fuck me

    tpyo,

    😂 Is that from bash.org?

    _dev_null,
    @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

    Yeah, it is. I was going to link directly, but sadly it just spins until it times out :(

    End of an era.

    DragonOracleIX,

    At least it’s partially archived on the wayback machine. I remember going through Bash after seeing quotes from there while playing Hacknet.

    eupraxia,

    god, what a cool game. Never got around to playing the dlc though

    liquidparasyte,

    Damn, I can’t believe such a legend is gone.

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