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Valmond, in The Hero We Deserve

What is this stupid antisemite bullshit?

Zelensky and Ukraine forced the attack on Ukraine to weaken Israil … ?! Really…

This Russia promoted crap is just what it is, ruzzia trying to make Zelenksy and Ukraine look less good because Russia is losing.

I’m so glad my country is helping Ukraine, glory to the heroes!

FloridaMan,
@FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social avatar
Konlanx, in Possums are cool though.

Ah, yes. Another weed meme of a person who clearly never consumed any weed.

Nacktmull,

It´s common knowledge that there are people who get paranoid when smoking weed. It depends on individual predisposition. Luckily I am not one of those poor people :)

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

I smoke weed and get paranoid. Meh. No big loss. The paranoia isn’t that big of an issue if I smoke a lot, but that takes work and stuff.

However, I can handle psychedelics like nobody’s business. My brain is just wired differently, I suppose.

ReakDuck, (edited )

Fuck hell I am one of those persons. Just smoking a third is enough for me to get panic.

Nacktmull, (edited )

Then please consider not using cannabis at all, my dude. There are theories that with certain individual predispositions, cannabis use can promote the outbreak of permanent, severe mental health issues, like paranoia and anxiety. Be save.

ReakDuck, (edited )

I take your words for granted.

The urge exists a lot of times and I already am trying to quit cannabis. I often times notice how productive I was when I decided against cannabis use at the end of the night and could peacefully go to sleep earlier compared to cannabis use.

(I was a weekly user only or nearly monthly but never daily)

But even when I notice this pattern and understand it, I still have the urge that it will be a nice experience, even when often times its just barely doing something because of tiredness. It begins mostly with paranoia as this may be something I should memories for the next time I get an urge.

crandlecan, in The Hero We Deserve

🤡🥴

ililiililiililiilili, in Get in the ocea Fishji!

Mammals were especially a mistake. Let’s get back to that Mesozoic shit. Eggs are a smart way to deliver offspring.

GinAndJuche,
@GinAndJuche@hexbear.net avatar

Fire and forget fatherhood. A classic

dudinax, in Get in the ocea Fishji!

How many close calls with a shark have you had? Like one, maybe? You should be thanking this mama.

GinAndJuche,
@GinAndJuche@hexbear.net avatar

Fish don’t understand existential dread. I have a close call with that every day.

PunnyName, in The panzer has spoken

33% of 7 = 7% of 33

Bitch, this only works for certain easy maths.

Girru00,

33% is the easy one… 1/3 of 6 is 2, 1/3 of 1 is 0.33… 2.33…

dylanmorgan,

29% of 29 is 29% of 29

Fuck, this trick sucks.

n0m4n, (edited )

Which equals 29^2 x .01 => ((28 x 30) +1) X .01
=> (840 + 1) x .01 => 8.41

28 x 30 is an easy mental calculation, as is adding 1, as is moving the decimal place over 2 places. I am teaching this to 4th graders, in two weeks. % to decimal is next week. They can square 2-digit numbers in their heads, already.

Finite, (edited )

((30 x 30)-30-29) x .01, easy

Sludgeyy,

1% of 33 is .33

.33 × 7 =

.3 x 7 = 2.1

.03 x 7 = .21

21 + 2.1 = 2.31

So

7% of 33 = 2.31

You could also do

33% of 7

10% of 7 is .7

1% of 7 is .07

So 11% is .77

.77 × 3 =

.7 × 3 = 2.1

.07 × 3 = .21

2.1 + .21 = 2.31

PunnyName,

That’s pretty damned intensive for a trick that’s supposed to make the maths easier.

plague_sapiens, (edited )
@plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

Who said math will be ever easy?

dirtySourdough, in Birds are great

Hornithologists

farllen, in Its like Mr bones wild ride

Pretending that 30 is old leads to so much unnecessary angst. 30s is more prime time, best to enjoy it!

Megaphauna,

Truth! I don’t understand a lot of the comments around people’s 30s. Maybe I’m lucky but turning 38 soon, feels physically the same as my 20s except now I have money for fun stuff

Madison420,

I mean that’s contextual, I didn’t have Parkinson’s symptoms at 34 but I do at 35 so for some people it quite literally is all downhill and 30 might honestly be old and that’s ignoring the homeless etc.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Statistically 30 is about half so do with that what you will

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Midlife crisis incoming

CrowAirbrush,

Lucky you, it seems.

callyral, (edited ) in Birds are great
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

what’s wrong with “bananaquit”? what about it is dirty? i’m guessing it’s either “banana” or “quit” but i don’t see it

AMillionNames, (edited ) in Anti Homeless Architecture

The problem with giving the homeless houses is that if you begin free houses to people you make the big banks and investors lose money. What makes it a problem? Well, where’s your money at?

If only we could get governments and communities to back credit unions over banks.

Stumblinbear, (edited )
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Houses should not be investments. They break down and should depreciate like any other physical asset. If you built your retirement solely on your house then that’s nobody’s fault but your own.

AMillionNames, (edited )

Your money is in the bank, and banks, which a re for-profit, make a lot of their money on real state and mortgages. Not sure where you get making houses investments from, but for banks, it works out excellently, and when it doesn’t, “Too big to fail” demands they (as in their CEO bonuses) get rescued anyway.

Stumblinbear,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Cars are investments for banks too, but I’m specifically talking about buyers. Selling a house for more than you bought it is the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen, and that’s coming from someone buying a house as we speak. I should not be able to sell this thing for 2x its value in ten years.

Nacktmull, (edited ) in Possums are cool though.

Stop putting in that bath salt at the end?

amanneedsamaid,

But it adds so much flavor…

Nacktmull,
Dkarma,

I can still hear him “drain the rice …woman”

Nacktmull, (edited )

Those are unforgettable moments in history. Look, this one does not even require text to work: https://mustsharenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Screenshot-2020-08-31-at-3.41.34-PM-min.png

Cato_the_Posadist,

What’s that from?

Nacktmull,
Cato_the_Posadist,

Thanks

EmoDuck,

If you want flavor add bath pepper. I myself like to also add just a dash of bath nutmeg

Nacktmull, in Get in the ocea Fishji!

And I thought I was extreme when saying the neolithic revolution was a mistake

Okokimup, in Its like Mr bones wild ride
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

I was raised in cult that told me the world was going to end when I was still a child. I was never supposed to hit teenagerhood, and here I am in my 40s.

ComradePorkRoll, in can I skip class?

The roast would be scorching though:

“Just drop out now bro, you can’t afford college.”

torknorggren, in When the person you always knew was going to become a life coach achieves their final form

WTF is life coaching? Have a facebook acquaintance who did some class and calls herself one, after being a yoga instructor. Like–why would you take advice from a person of middling success? Is it just another MLM where people calling themselves life coaches teach other people to be life coaches so they can teach more life coaches?

Imgonnatrythis,

It’s the circle of life coach.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yo dawg I heard you like life coaches so we gave your life coach’s life coach a life coach.

the word coach is meaningless to me after tying that. It also looks too much like roach

Etienne_Dahu,

Life cockroach?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

skitters under fridge

bitsplease,

calling themselves life coaches teach other people to be life coaches so they can teach more life coaches?

This accounts for a lot of it - the rest is mostly just getting hired by people who are too broke to afford someone actually qualified, and drastically overstating your success up until that point (E.G. Say you were an Entrepreneur when you really just lost money on an MLM)

soloner,

Eh … I think MLMs are much worse than life coaches. At least life coaches do actually (usually) want to help people. They just aren’t therapists.

People who do MLMs are just greedy, stupid, or both.

I agree life coach is generally a dumb profession, but it is an actual, authentic profession unlike MLM.

Probably it’s more comparable to chiropractor vs physical therapy. But chiropractor can actually physically hurt you, so to me that’s worse than a life coach potentially giving bad advice.

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