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Mbourgon, in The root of the matter

“I was making love to my wife and she started moaning, “Deeper! Deeper!”, so I started whispering Nietzsche quotes in her ear. ‘Man is a rope stretched over the abyss’. and she said, “Whoa! I’m trying to get off over here!” - Dennis Miller

SexyTimeSasquatch, in is a hot dog a sandwich

I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.

themusicman,

Certainly sushi if it’s just a slice

kboy101222,

Hear me out -

It’s a ring torus with a a different substance inside.

It’s a filled donut.

Mok98,

No hole in the middle, filled donut stuck to a toast maybe?

kboy101222,

Yeah, I’d agree. It’s definitely 2 different things going off the cube rule

Wilzax, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Quiche is pie. Not all pies are quiche

FiskFisk33,

if they have lids they are calzones

Kolrami, (edited ) in is a hot dog a sandwich

I’d rename two categories.

Bottom right: I’d rather refer to a cake as “lasagna” than call lasagna a “cake”

Bottom left: if someone made a quiche without walled sides I’d still call it a quiche, so I’d rather call that category “pie”

This has the added bonus of making most pie people furious and some pizza people angry unless they like Chicago deep dish.

root_beer,
  1. Isn’t “lasagna”, as we refer to it, technically a casserole made with layers of lasagne, cheese, and sauce? Not that “casserole” is a category, but I’m just being pedantic at this point, soz
  2. I’ve always maintained that pizza is a tart rather than a pie
OmnipotentEntity, in The root of the matter
@OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

From Marx: www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/…/intro.htm

Mothra, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

So… Pie and empanadas are calzone?

psycho_driver, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?

Agent641,

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

psycho_driver,

Hell I’d be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.

Evotech, in is a hot dog a sandwich

A bigmac is a cake

Glide, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.

Ghostalmedia, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Pizza has crust walls. Pizza is quiche.

getoffthedrugsdude,

So deep dish pizza is quiche, thin crust is toast?

navigatron, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Twist ending
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The fuck?

db2, (edited )

More right wing projection. I swear it’s like dealing with children that can vote and buy guns.

Edit: I don’t think op posted this to make that claim 🤷

PresidentCamacho, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Club sandwich? Actually cake.

carl_the_grackle, in is a hot dog a sandwich

cuberule.com

Darkassassin07, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Soup, chili, cereal; it’s all just salad.

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