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tonytins, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@tonytins@pawb.social avatar

If a hot dog wore pants…

ImTryingLemmy, in is a hot dog a sandwich

So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th’fuck?

Tylerdurdon,

Damnit, someone got to the burrito logic before I did…

TexasDrunk,

That’s how I’m referring to it from now on. I just need to know what I call Arepas.

flipflop97,
@flipflop97@feddit.nl avatar

And if you start eating a properly wrapped one, it turns into a quiche 🤔

joelfromaus,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

I don’t make the rules.

CannedTuna,

A taquito is sushi

clearleaf,

If you don’t like science go live in the woods.

ElectronicChaos, in is a hot dog a sandwich

So is a burrito a calzone or a quiche?

jws_shadotak,

Depends on if it’s entirely folded up or if one end is left open.

flipthetube,

If the top of your burrito is open, you should find another taqueria.

No such thing as a convertible burrito.

PapaStevesy, in is a hot dog a sandwich

In that comparison, I’d argue that buttered toast is a pizza.

Creddit, in is a hot dog a sandwich

I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:

A hotdog is a taco.

alekwithak,

But a taco is just a sandwich???

Creddit,

Nope! It has bread on three sides, so it’s a taco.

Sandwiches only have bread on two sides.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I had a meatball sandwich today that had the same topology of a taco

proudblond,

Your hotdog buns have more structural integrity than mine.

Creddit,

If you tear the bun, you’ve got a sandwich on your hands for sure!

mrunicornman,

What about triangular taco shells? That’s just two sides.

spujb, in is a hot dog a sandwich

the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

That’s what makes it good

snugglesthefalse,

Yeah, salad theory is more comprehensive saladtheory.github.io

Stoneykins, (edited )

Salad theory is rigid and respectable.

Cube rule of food identification exists to be disproven aggressively for comedy and arguing. It’s a good time, until the person that believes it so truly they would kill and die to call a cheese roll up sushi arrives. They can make the conversation stressful.

getoffthedrugsdude,

This thread has been a trip

aegis_sum, in is a hot dog a sandwich

canoli = sushi

Bigtiddygothgrany,

Big Mac = cake

Afghaniscran,

Lasagne = cake

Willy,

This one I can get behind. A delicious cheesy noodle tomato meat cake. Yumm.

rustydomino,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

The cake is a lie.

MrJameGumb, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like the kind of person who calls pizza “Italian rarebit” lol

superbirra, in Pope–memier showtime

not the italian president lol

SeabassDan, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.

psycho_driver, (edited )

I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.

AsterixTheGoth, in Have mercy on our souls

I use both interchangeably. With no pattern. Much like how programs will spell check “colour”. Lives are changed in equal quantities.

Tristaniopsis,

There is a pattern. In the USA it is incorrectly spelled as ‘Color’. In countries where the English language has not been degraded in the same wilfully ignorant manner, it is spelled correctly as ‘colour’.

aMalayali, (edited ) in The root of the matter

Upvoting because of Aubrey Plaza

What does this mean tho?
An idea cannot fight weapons/power without public support. And for public support it needs to be daring enough point out the opponents? And for this the idea needs to be rooted on human life?

ExtraMedicated, in I've discovered how Mitch McConnell is able to live for so long!

I figured the GOP just kept replacing him. Like a goldfish.

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

We can’t let Xanathar notice

PP_BOY_, in Twist ending
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Okay buddy

superduperenigma, in Twist ending

tries to insult someone’s intelligence

uses “there” instead of “their”

Mission failed, we’ll get 'em next time!

Rhynoplaz,

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

riodoro1,

Kinda feels like bait.

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