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kurwa, (edited ) in Have mercy on our souls

This is the correct opinion: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1AL2EMvVy0

Grimy, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Your body is a resource. Don’t throw it away or bury it, give it to a gothy craftsman in exchange for half the jewelry made from it going to your family. It literally triples your chances of acquiring haunting privileges.

RIP_Cheems, in Have mercy on our souls
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t look for the first pronunciation

troglodytis, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

But my work is only measured in the time I sell them.

mo_lave, in Have mercy on our souls

Does that mean furries pray to Yod?

pruwybn, in Have mercy on our souls
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It’s pronounced like the g in high.

ComradeChairmanKGB, in Racismed
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Smartest billionaire BTW

Thcdenton, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Just shoot me out of a cannon

Anticorp,

Fuck yeah! Don’t even wait until I’m dead.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

… Any room in there?

occhionaut,

Buckshot!

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Hey partner! Welcome! When they firing this thing?

Thcdenton, in Have mercy on our souls

Moms choose gif

HowMany, in Racismed

Needs more snowflake.

Thcdenton, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

Snark vs snark. Just say “wow thats crazy haha”

ILikeBoobies, in Why is this so difficult?

Well the leader of one side campaigned in 2016 on the promise of carpet bombing the Middle East and they side with Russia

LaunchesKayaks, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

My coworkers give me shit for not working late all the time. Like, I work late when I absolutely have to or get permission to make up missed time. I refuse to stay just because lol.

scottywh,

Them mofos need to get a fuggin life

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Ikr??

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

At my last job, I would clock-watch like a kid in school and bolt out of there when it got to be 5. No fucking way was I staying there any longer than I had to.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Same tho. Like, I do my job well when I am expected to work and work over when absolutely necessary. I think that’s good enough lol.

InputZero,

Soon I’m going to be part of our safety management team, I respect this type of attitude. I don’t want all of our employees being exhausted all day, that’s dangerous. Go home, get rest, relax, come back 100% tomorrow. Any other attitude is unsustainable and irresponsible. I do appreciate the need to SOMETIMES work overtime. I’d really like to understand the positive feedback loop that’s involved with excessive overtime but that’s not my specific field of study.

Mischala,

Your coworkers shame you for not donating your time to the company?
Seems pretty fucked up. sounds like yall need a union rep.

EnderMB, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Just fling me into a wood chipper, and point it at the ground in a field somewhere.

Failing that, I’ve always loved the idea of being strapped to a rocket and launched into space.

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok.

TheRealKuni,

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok

Complete with Bear McCreary “Raeb” playing his hurdy-gurdy?

EnderMB,

Of course, ideally it’d be Bear McCreary, but I’d settle for my wife learning to play it.

TBi, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

I had someone boast that they had all their vacation days at the end of the year because they were so “devoted”. I just said it seems they have bad time management since this time off was included in schedules.

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Yeah, I’ve got tons of PTO accrued and it only makes shit awkward as now I need to slowly use it up

Threeme2189,

Think of it this way. Every time you got a raise you made money, because all of that accrued PTO is now worth more $$$ per hour.

chiliedogg,

I end up with a lot of extra because I get comp time instead of overtime and we’re critically understaffed.

devfuuu,

So very illegal around here.

TBi,

Is here too. So they had to take a whole month off in one go due to bad planning of holiday time.

veni_vedi_veni,

what a tool

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