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_number8_, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

is there a ralph’s around here?

Karmanj,

Ralph’s, like Ralph’s BBQ here.

ILikeBoobies, (edited ) in Have mercy on our souls

I get the gist of what you are saying but gingerly I will inform you that my giraffe giblets are cold

Sorry, that was just gibberish

Nice_Melt_Pleb,

How does one jet something?

ChemicalPilgrim,

Gift without the t is obviously pronounced jiff

ILikeBoobies,

Applet without the t is obviously pronounced apple

ChemicalPilgrim,

English is inconsistent, and my arguments are too, but I know I’m right and will die on this hill.

MisterD,

This is how you prove a point, boys and jirls.

lugal, in Mommy?

I’m also already living for years and counting

hydroptic,

Me too, and boy let me tell you, living for years is no fun at all

lugal,

The first years I was screaming alot, later I adopted but still feel the pain

hydroptic,

Still screaming, but on the inside

psud,

You’re doing it wrong then. Life can be fun. It can be fun for not just years, but decades

hydroptic,

I’m middle-aged so I’ve already had more than my fair share of fun (I’m great at taking the ‘fun’ out of ‘too much fun’), but I think my warranty expired a few years ago. I got a new and exciting autoimmune disorder and this stupid meat suit is almost literally self-destructing

psud,

Yeah, I’m 45ish and I went zero carb to get rid of body fat and bad health. The common diet is fucking us up.

hydroptic, (edited )

The diet; the microplastics that you eat, drink and breathe; the endocrine disruptors that you huff from your home’s PCB-finished wood floor, or dishwasher detergent buildup inside you; extremely hygienic environments which make for overeager immune systems; pollution; the pesticides that Monsanto assured you are totally safe and go great with their proprietary genemodded sterile cereals which they also assure are totally safe; the near-eternal organofluorides you get exposed to because there’s a chemical plant 100km upriver with a gung-ho attitude towards waste disposal, and all the slightly scratched Teflon pans you kept using because it’s fine; or the trillion other things we’re doing to fuck up just about literally everything that lives anywhere on this planet, including our own sorry asses

psud, (edited )

I eat highland raised beef, fed entirely on their pasture, so probably very little pesticide or gene edited cereals

It’s only national parks uphill, upstream, from them

I use cast iron to cook, I dislike plastic cooking tools, so I use pans that can tolerate steel.

I drink from glass almost exclusively and I donate plasma, which is probably the only way of getting rid of PFAS chemicals (the “forever chemicals”)

You and I have heard the same stories. I follow “better to be safe than sorry”

I really care about food

Oh don’t forget about asbestos

Omgarm, in Mommy?

Imagine having to raise all 300 of 'em. Parents must be stoked most get sniped on the beaches.

hydroptic,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory#r-selection, baby; they can crank out 300 kids and not have to care

Euphorazine, in Have mercy on our souls

Garage had two Gs, both pronounced different.

Both are correct, imo. However, it’s hard to stand by that when you have to spell it JIF for people to know you are using the J variation of G.

mcqtom,

I can’t think of another word where spelling it correctly isn’t enough. One must also convey the way they pronounce the word too. The people need to know.

Euphorazine,

An example of a word where spelling it correctly doesn’t convey how to pronounce it is colonel

mcqtom,

Yes, but you didn’t feel the need to add a note about how you pronounced it just now. And I don’t care if you know how to say it right. Doesn’t matter in text.

stephen01king,

And how do you tell people how to pronounce garage using text?

Euphorazine,

gə-ˈräZH

but seriously, any time some one says they use the J sound, they explain by spelling it JIF. It’s just a joke though. No one cares how you pronounce it.

stephen01king,

That’s true, both pronunciations are fine. I have heard your point being used unironically before, though.

Marcbmann, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

My time management is great. I do my job and the job of the person underneath me, because we can’t find anyone worth a damn.

CatZoomies,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Make sure you highlight this in your one on one discussions with your manager and get compensated. You’re doing two jobs- your employer should not be taking advantage of you. Get paid my friend.

NoFun4You,

Nawh he’s the problem, complain? Attitude problem. We’ll find a new guy for half the salary and not tell him what he’s getting into.

Marcbmann,

Nah, we document every fuck up, and sit him down for a come to Jesus moment

NoFun4You,

Are you all looking for work now? Lol.

I actually had to do something like that with a co worker once, we hired a lemon and nobody believed us that he didn’t do any work lol.

Marcbmann,

I honestly work at a company that would fit most ideals for the average anti-work/work-reform subscriber.

Unlimited PTO, with minimum PTO usage requirements. Free medical. They pay for my gym membership. They pay for tampons for my household. Full time remote. I hold equity in the company. Annual performance bonuses. And they disclose the financials of just about everything to employees. It’s pretty wild

NoFun4You,

Ooo wee

nxdefiant, in Have mercy on our souls

The G in God stands for GIF

Avnar, in Why is this so difficult?

Saveing children by giveing guns to Azov…

Seasoned_Greetings,

Russian propaganda painting Azov as all 45 million people in Ukraine when in reality they represent a percent of a percent.

It’s like saying we should invade the US because some of them are self professed neonazis. Absolutely bonkers unless you wanted to fabricate a reason to invade in the first place

LoveSausage,

Do this small fringe percent have an official standing in the military?

Seasoned_Greetings, (edited )

There are plenty of neonazis on our police force.

Azov has 900-2500 total members and are recognized as local militia only. In no way is supplying Ukraine’s military equivalent to “giving Azov weapons” unless you explicitly want a reason to justify killing Ukrainians.

Want to guess how many police officers we have nation wide here? Or maybe you have another whataboutism for me?

LoveSausage, (edited )

Do you have a Nazi police department? Interesting. Azov has a standing in the official army. The coup the west backed was fought for by your freedom fighters. Go back under your rock Nazi apologet.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/3e40af00-f6c9-46d7-b047-7e30594c5b01.png

Seasoned_Greetings,

Ah yes, the sign of an intellectual: ignore points you don’t agree with and call the other person a nazi.

The numbers are there. You are a Russian apologist content with seeing 45 million people lose their homes because of 2,500 shit bags.

Enjoy siding with the war criminals.

LoveSausage, (edited )

Your the one defending Nazis. And you hold your foul mouth shut when they were ethnic cleansing eastern Ukraine but I guess they don’t get the same defense from you. Thank Russia for saving them from your side.

Seasoned_Greetings,

No, I didn’t. But you don’t want to hear that because the only way your bloody justification works is if everyone is a nazi sympathizer.

Keep your fingers in your ears. You are insignificant

LoveSausage,

Looser

Seasoned_Greetings,

I call names because I’m mad and can’t let it go but have no other argument

Yeah buddy, I know

LoveSausage,
Seasoned_Greetings,

Btw, I still won’t reply and can’t see yours, but I just wanted you to know I think it’s cute that you’re compulsively down voting my comments. It’s the sign of someone with no other recourse lol

Seasoned_Greetings,

Jsyk. You don’t kill the cat because it has fleas. Unless you were looking for a reason to kill the cat in the first place.

Caring about the cat doesn’t equate to defending the fleas unless your goal is to get rid of the cat.

I know this doesn’t matter to you, because you’ve already attached your identity to the Russian genocide justification. But someone has to advocate for the other 44.995 million of them. It’s clear you’d rather them dead.

Anyway, enjoy being blocked. I have no more time to give to a genocide sympathizer.

MargotRobbie, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

For me, it’s very much cyclical: when there is a project going, there are so many people counting on you that pretty much every minute counts, and the cost of mistakes is always high. It’s during these times that time management skill is critical and you need people on the team who’s job is to manage everybody’s time and make sure things gets done, but even with that, the long hours are unavoidable. I don’t think it’s something to brag about, it’s the nature of the job.

But when there is no project going, it feels like there is really not much to do all day, sometimes even the task of finding things to do is a struggle, so you do whatever you want until the next project starts.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Aren’t you taking a break from movies?

MargotRobbie,

From acting.

Producing is still work.

Ghyste, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

Not a meme.

tubaruco,

that is true

AsterixTheGoth,

true that is

SwampYankee,

Is that true?

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

True is that

Kase,

True, that is.

tubaruco,

that true is

Ghyste, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Garbage post.

Sanctus, in Put me in the trash can at the park.
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.

Emi621, in Put me in the trash can at the park.
LEONHART, in Monkey'n around [TW: self harm]

Guenter, NO!

DuckOverload, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

Better yet, offer to help them with their time management. That way, it’s a positive and friendly offer, not an overt criticism. And it jams in a little more condescension.

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