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Sabre363, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive

gnate, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

occhionaut,

also free snacks for the mourning

saves a ton on catering

nxdefiant,

No need to wait for the next day, you can eat the night of!

Shieldtoad, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.

KingJalopy,
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The last thing I do for them will be to pull the plug most likely. After they dead it’s whatever.

Sheeple, in Memes needs moderators
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    You’d have to have an account on this instance.

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    presbypenguin, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

    A reminder to everyone that Costco sells caskets: www.costco.com/funeral-caskets.html

    And every funeral home legally has to allow you to purchase the casket elsewhere per the FTC: consumer.ftc.gov/articles/ftc-funeral-rule (That doc also has a lot of other useful tips in it.)

    Gerudo,

    Nice try Costco. Your casket sales are down and now the guerilla marketing starts.

    ImplyingImplications,

    I was a funeral director. People rarely provide their own caskets even if they have the legal right to. Nobody wants to manage the purchase and delivery of an expensive product right after their loved one has died. Funeral homes will also make it difficult by requiring delivery at certain times, inspection by the purchaser at time of delivery, and requiring the purchaser also get liability insurance on the casket.

    Justas,
    @Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Can’t have the casket failing and killing the occupant. /s

    this_1_is_mine,

    More like falling apart while someone else is carrying your dead ass. Could you imagine poor uncle ted having his little toe smashed by a corner when a handle rips off… Or a lid lock that doesn’t work and it springs open when they dropped you and now nanna can see your bum since funeral homes generally dress the remains but cutting the backs of the clothing open so it can all be slipped on from the front and don’t have to roll you over… But you did when you flopped out like a fish.

    itsgroundhogdayagain, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

    I had to pay the trash company to take an old couch. They sent over a special truck that ate that sofa bed in seconds and all that was left on the road were some wood splinters. That was when I knew how I wanted to be disposed of after I die.

    flashgnash, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

    Am I the only one that thinks a Viking burial with a raft cobbled together out of logs and stuff by my loved ones would be awesome?

    name_NULL111653,

    Exactly… Why is this not an option? It needs to be.

    flashgnash,

    Right? Feel like the building of the raft would be a good way for people to process, wouldn’t be that expensive cause you’d just be using wood and rope instead of a coffin and burial service

    yngmnwntr,

    Burning rafts don’t get hot enough to cremate a corpse, it’ll just scorch you and dump your body in the lake to wash up on shore and terrify children.

    flashgnash,

    Is that what happened in actual viking burials?

    Surely there’s some way you could make it hot enough

    yngmnwntr,

    Seems like actual viking burials were…burials…I’m no expert but skimming a few Google search results makes it seem like the burning ship thing never really happened, or at least rarely. Most vikings were ritually buried with weapons, grave goods and sacrifices. The burning boat thing is a Hollywood invention from a Thor myth maybe? Anyway this is why it’s not allowed in most places, you’d need a professional to administer it with as you say a specially constructed ship designed to fully create a body. Your family can’t tie together some logs and burn you themselves. So we’re right back to an expensive funeral industry, but now we get to witness the cremations outdoors so maybe a win.

    FlashZordon, in Put me in the trash can at the park.
    @FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

    Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.

    Robin,

    100% compostable

    AI_toothbrush, in Why is this so difficult?

    These two conflicts have a lot of points of views. In russia ukraine its a bit easier because russia attacked ukriane so its pretty clear that russia is the “evil”. But with israel and gaza a lot of people confuse palestinians with hamas and israeli people with the israeli government. Ad for why ukraine supports israel when they are much closer to gaza i think its because they really need the us and eu to help so they didnt even have an option.

    knfrmity, in Why is this so difficult?
    davel, (edited )
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    First of all history began in 2022 not 2014, and second of all those children are Untermensch and don’t count.

    Imgonnatrythis, in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all

    What about people that complain about how long they work (yeah, I do have some suboptimal time management skills, and I’m a little sensitive about it)?

    mindbleach, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

    “Y’all can bury me loose.”

    cyberpunk007,

    Bury me in the back yard. Meh.

    Isakk86, in Racismed

    Just when I think I couldn’t hate him anymore, he omits the Oxford comma…

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Did you just grammerism him?

    MinekPo1,
    @MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    smh he is racist, overconfident, and uneducated

    Gork, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

    I like the idea of having the entire family pool in money to get a single, large, shared funerary urn. Dump my ashes in with my ancestors and give it a good stir.

    GlitzyArmrest,
    @GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world avatar

    I too have thought about the family urn. Throw in the pet ashes too!

    Empricorn,

    Eww, I don’t want to be touching great-uncle Harvey!

    ieightpi, (edited ) in Have mercy on our souls

    Here’s another to add to the pronunciation wars. RetroArch is pronounced RetroArk. Which I will die on that hill because Arch stands for either Architecture or Archive. Too many times have I heard people on YouTube make it sound like McDonald’s golden arches.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    The devs pronounce it like “arch.”

    ieightpi,

    Proof or it didn’t happen

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    old.reddit.com/…/how_do_you_like_to_pronounce_the…

    First comment, by a Retroarch dev.

    CalicoJack,

    The devs have stated otherwise. The project was originally announced on an Arch Linux forum, so they included a nod in the name.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    I use Ark btw

    ieightpi,

    But what does Arch stand for in that context?

    LinyosT,

    Its the nod to Arch Linux as mentioned.

    Tristaniopsis,

    ‘Ark Linux’ ?

    LinyosT, (edited )

    Arch as in rhyming with march.

    Take it from the devs

    old.reddit.com/…/how_do_you_like_to_pronounce_the…

    Tristaniopsis,

    ‘March’ pronounced like ‘Mark’?

    Yup that sounds good.

    Zagorath,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    Out of interest, how do you pronounce “sudo” (the command) and “lib” (the directory)?

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