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mrbubblesort, in Please stop
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Oh god! People might find out about Lemmy, fuck what do we do?????

As long as it's not actually something stolen from another site, what's the harm?

CarolineJohnson,
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What the hell is a Lemmy? This is Sync.

xusontha,

I can feel my blood pressure rising

mrbubblesort,
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Fuck if I know, it's kbin for me

The_Tribble_Juggler, in That damned smile
@The_Tribble_Juggler@kbin.social avatar

Oh no, he has legs now.

Fixbeat, in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Just say no. The cashier doesn’t need your snark.

Track_Shovel,
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Bruh, you are lost. This is /c/memes, not real life

scrubbles,
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You’re telling me, that the text you wrote for the title was just an imaginary conversation that happened in your head? It’s not real?!

Andrew15_5, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

It isn’t folded 1000 times, only about 10 times.

GorgeousWalrus,

In fairness, this would give you 1024 layers ;)

Andrew15_5,
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That’s the point. The number of layers is over 1000.

OurToothbrush, in Don't be fooled Billy, it's not really a job, more of a parasitic relationship

ITT leeches saying “actually consuming your blood is providing a vital service and takes a lot of work”

Or worse, theyre just aspiring to be leeches

iAmTheTot, in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

To preempt the inevitable: no, companies do not take your donations and then use them as a tax write off to somehow profit. That's a myth. That's not how taxes work. Those donations are yours and you can claim them on your taxes. Yes, really.

Pog,

That’s exactly what a CEO would say hmmm

andthenthreemore, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

It’s because people want to imagine themselves as a hero, engaging in one on one combat. A knight or samurai.

They don’t want to imagine themselves as a barely trained serf in a block with 30 other people holding 3m long pikes trying not to shit yourself as arrows start to rain down.

Umbrias,

By the time of 3m pikes most infantry would be receiving pretty decent training.

empireOfLove, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

This just in- being able to hurt your enemy from farther away than they can hurt you conveys a large tactical advantage. More at 11.

workerONE,

I think a shield and sword together are better than a spear youtu.be/uLLv8E2pWdk?si=vXiyUTTnSbIq-vC8

lud,

Wait until you hear about Spears with shields.

RaivoKulli,

Were they very common?

lud,

Ancient Greek and Rome used them quite a lot, as I know.

Sylvartas,

Also Vikings iirc

TheBlue22, in The nerve of these corporations

I love it when McDonalds does this shit

Like, bruh, how about you take money from my order and give that to charity instead?

InputZero,

Maybe even match the donation, or even half of it. I get that a penny here and there adds up really quickly to an enormous brand like McDonald’s, but seriously matching it even for pennies on the dollar would go far to prove that they’re not just trying to associate themselves with being charitable.

Kushia, in What a feeling
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Get on Reddit and comment that something other than AMD, Corsair or any other heavily shilled brand makes a better preforming product and you can experience this first-hand.

CADmonkey,

I don’t want to go to reddit, but let me try something:

“I don’t want to use linux, windows 11 is just fine”

EmperorHenry, in Not today, sorry.
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That tip won’t go to the person serving you anyway

Aggravationstation, in Not today, sorry.

One more reason I would hate to live in America. In Britain we don’t give tips.

blackn1ght,

There’s a street food hall place in Manchester where you can only order via an app and some food businessess force you to pay a “tip” while ordering your food. Can pay 5, 10 or 15%.

Who the fuck do they think is going to willingly pay more than they have to? It’s blatantly a service charge, you don’t give tips before you’ve even ordered your food.

yaminoEXE, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Chinese Soldiers: “What if we put a sword on a stick and call it a day?”

superkret, in What a feeling

So, what’s your subject?
And why is the most popular opinion about it wrong?

Track_Shovel,
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Mine is soil. I’ve got a graduate degree in soil science.

The most popular opinion that is wrong is all of the common ones. Soil science takes 5 science disciplines ( bio, physics, Chem, plant nutrition, and soil development) and rolls them all into one.

Not all tillage is bad

Not all amendments are good or work

There is just such a big gap in common knowledge when it comes to this topic and a lot of ‘experts’

RickyRigatoni,
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Which soil tastes best?

mac12m99, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM

Unused ram is wasted ram

Knusper,

Unused RAM practically does not exist. The OS will use it for disk caching.

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