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Modern_medicine_isnt, in pwetty pwease

And remember. If the company is public, the shareholders can sue the board for not using tactics like this to improve profits. That is why it is so common to have very little coverage for most jobs. It lowers costs and increases profits.

craftyindividual, in Its getting old.

The sight of Theresa May dance-walking to ABBA was an insult to the United Kingdom and Sweden :(

mindbleach,
dditty,

It was also an insult to walking and dancing

funkless_eck,

and sight and insults

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I think she looked crazy hot with that sexy suit.

15liam20,

The worst thing is that she’s not even in the bottom three Prime Ministers any more.

cro_magnon_gilf,

What’s wrong with her? She did the thing people had voted for.

BambiDiego,

Yes

HonoraryMancunian,

Thatcher, Johnson, Truss?

SadLuther,

Cunt, Clown, and…who?

storcholus,

What about Chamberlain?

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

The worst attack to British-Swedish relations and culture since the Beowulf movie

craftyindividual, in Lose either way

8 year old me feels personally attacked.

CluckN, in Lose either way

Piss Sleeping in

JoShmoe,

Pissing Sleep Inn

IkarusHagen2,
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

In sleep pissInn

papabobolious, in Its getting old.

I will never get tired of seeing these pictures

Sidyctism, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Most of the time, it works if you just select the 3 most fitting ones

ch00f,

It’s actually checking your mouse movement to see if it looks natural or robotic. You can get a few wrong and it’ll still pass you.

someguy3,

Oh is that why there’s no shift click ability?

Sidyctism,

How does that work with touchscreens though? Since you arent dragging your mouse across the screen. Does it then fully fall back on the pictures?

ch00f,

It might fall back on the actual images in that instance. Captchas are a lot more advanced now. The ones where you just click “I am not a robot” use cookies to track your browser history and make sure it looks organic. Identifying images alone has gotten too easy.

WaxiestSteam69, in Lose either way

“It is better to wake up and pee than pee and wake up”

mortonfox, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@mortonfox@pawb.social avatar

The ones that get me are captchas saying select all squares with motorcycles when it is clearly a bicycle.

mindbleach,

There was an inflection point where captcha went from “demonstrate human vision” to “guess what the robot sees.”

I got one asking for mountain ranges where one was plainly the tops of nearby trees. Which I got scolded for not clicking on.

Floon, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Hate this. Every time, I seem to guess wrong.

Guess I’m a robot.

Mkengine,

Then I would recommend Buster for you.

rbesfe, in and where did that bring you?

“No, stop farming, infant mortality rates are supposed to be over 50%!”

kandoh,

They’re going to be 100% every few years due to flooding destroying the crops!

Gloomy,
@Gloomy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yes, let’s have exponensial groth instead.

jackpot, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

in my experience, only click stuff if it mainly in that frame

Siegfried, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Its worst when you clearly see small traffic lights far back in the same pucture

hperrin, in Its getting old.

I created a new email service that prevents spam and organized your email. If it works out and I become successful, I can imagine Google trying to buy it, and if I say no, all of a sudden Gmail starts having issues receiving mail from my service. Gmail and Exchange together share about 70% of the business email market, so they can destroy smaller competitors if they aren’t willing to sell. Yay capitalism!

mindbleach,
257m,

Oh I haven’t seen that one yet. Beatie’s talks are always great.

Amilo159, in Its getting old.
@Amilo159@lemmy.world avatar

US healthcare system in a nutshell. Said nut cost $120 in hospital bill.

superfes,

Pssst, you dropped a pair of 0s, here you go: $12,000 please.

aeronmelon, in Wait

When you think about it, everyone cardios to failure eventually.

SheDiceToday,

In the real words of ER docs everywhere, “Everybody dies of shock.”

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