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AceFuzzLord, in Kitchen when Dad cook

If that’s how your kitchen ends up after cooking, I think you need to learn how to clean as you cook. That, or just stay outta my way.

01189998819991197253, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

I used this scene in a cybersecurity training session. I knew it got the point across, when our resident ad-clicker asked me for advice to avoid that situation.

E: she asked for advice for her home computer, as she didn’t understand that “at home and at work” meant “at home and at work with any device, not just work’s”

haych, in Kitchen when Dad cook

Me after every Hello Fresh meal

veroxii,

Hello Mess!

SpaceNoodle, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

It’s spelled argument

PmMeFrogMemes,

HOW DARE YOU CORRECT OPS TITLE YOU MOTHERFUCKER ILL KILL YOU

RickyRigatoni, in Do yourself a favor
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

pyrflie,

Bless their heart.

BakedGoods,

If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.

Catweazle,
@Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar

@BakedGoods @RickyRigatoni

A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: "Chateo de Sauce, 1985" and pours a little into the customer's glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says "Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant."
"I already said it, and this was just the ketchup."

sirico, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Do we have a renaissance memes page?

sirico, (edited )
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

We didn’t so here is one !renaissance_memes

elouboub,
@elouboub@kbin.social avatar

All hail!

Etterra, in Kitchen when Dad cook

Shit that’s my fiancee when she makes spaghetti. She’s a professional chef. I have no idea how that makes sense.

Kecessa,

Because she’s used to having someone taking care of cleaning after her. Nothing unusual for people who work in the field (used to be my case).

BarrelAgedBoredom, in Screm

410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

Cato_the_Posadist,

410,757,864,531*

I whispered the word fentanyl inside a police station anda traveling narcan salesman barely managed to prevent a mass casualty event.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Those damn travelling narcan salesmen. You couldve wiped out an entire sheriff’s office

rbesfe, in and where did that bring you?

“No, stop farming, infant mortality rates are supposed to be over 50%!”

kandoh,

They’re going to be 100% every few years due to flooding destroying the crops!

Gloomy,
@Gloomy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yes, let’s have exponensial groth instead.

Octopus1348, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

No, this is just macOS when you boot up.

BananaPeal, in We must prepare!
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

He also needs help with next year’s plans. He’s an elected official, he can’t make decisions by himself.

agitatedpotato,

Looks a little young to be an elected official, is he even deceased yet?

Track_Shovel, in Do yourself a favor
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw’ said no one ever.

dmention7,

‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw Track_Shovel’ said no one ever.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Accurate

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dude, you gotta come south! Even the bad slaw here is edible, unless it’s made by damn yankees that moved here.

Like, maybe you wouldn’t like it, but slaw varies so much by recipe and by ingredients quality that it never surprises me that someone hates it until they try a different version, but still hates the original version they thought of as slaw.

Like, even KFC slaw, which is mid tier at best, I can just skip the damn chicken and have that. And that ain’t good slaw.

Like, damn. You get some nice, peppery cabbage, shred it fine and do more than add mayo, and you’ll be at edible for sure. Maybe not something you get seconds of, but it’s okay enough.

I fucking love some fucking slaw. Cole slaw is pretty much my favorite slaw, but there’s vinegar slaws too, and even yogurt slaws. And damn, you get some bbq slaw, all vinegary and with plenty of red pepper in it, there isn’t anything better on pit smoked bbq. Like, damn! Whether it’s on the bun with it, or as a side with a bbq plate, it cuts through the fats as a palate cleanser, and still manages to be worth eating on its own.

And some yogurt slaw? Fuck me running! It’s more like a fruit salad with a lot of cabbage added tbh, but it works. Carrots, raisins, and finely sliced apples, some salt and pepper. You’ll slap yo mama.

Oh! And you get some fucking prime-ass cole slaw, you grab a biscuit, you slap some fried chicken on that motherfucker and top it with slaw. Gods damn, boys, that’s the fucking lunch if champions right there!

I am fucking enthusiast about slaw.

Maeve,

Not true! But that’s not proper slaw.

Late2TheParty,
@Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck! I fucking love coleslaw!

Hahahahhaha Seriously, though. I’ll take your portions.

NightAuthor,

Church’s chicken makes the coleslaw of my people

BorgDrone,

I made this a while back for a BBQ and everyone loved it, it was gone in no time.

MufinMcFlufin, (edited ) in You can’t scare me

There was some stealth game I was trying out that did this. Before you start the game, it’s mandatory to set the brightness level so one logo is barely visible. I figure since it’s a stealth game I might as well just so I can see what areas are supposed to be light and what areas are supposed to be dark. Get into the game, soon find some guards and a nearby alcove in total darkness so naturally I dash over to hide before they notice me. The guards walk by and immediately see through the dark to spot me as if they had night vision goggles.

I stopped playing the game not long after because there were a lot of things about the game I really didn’t like, but those first few minutes were a tone setter for me. To this day I still wonder why the devs felt it was so important to make sure some things were dark enough to not be visible to the player if everything was going to be visible to the NPCs.

SexyTimeSasquatch, in Do yourself a favor

Make better coleslaw maybe?

Supervisor194,
@Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

SpaceNoodle,

My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

lolcatnip, in You can’t scare me

I, too, enjoy undermining game developers’ efforts to entertain me in the way I’ve paid for.

Smoogs, (edited )

Wow no one said you have to do it. Just do you and maybe do some chill exercises/cognitive exercises where you accept people around you are allowed to be different/have different needs.

TheMightyCanuck,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean, if they paid for it… shouldn’t they enjoy it how they want? It doesn’t affect anyone else

lolcatnip,

Sure but I think they’re shooting themselves in the foot.

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