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radioactiveradio, in Bye, Felicia

Woudn’t having a spring under it be more efficient than a weird bent strap? I can’t imagine it would launch the baby too far.

SpaceNoodle,

They didn’t have such advanced spring technology back then.

It’s still inferior to the medieval baby trebuchet.

EmpathicVagrant,

Yeah but the baby trebuchet is how we got all this stork nonsense, we can’t go back to random babies dropping from the clouds.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

random babies dropping from clouds is no way to form a government!

ArcaneSlime,

Weird bent strap is called a “leaf spring.”

radioactiveradio,

Ah, thanks for the knowledge! Is it stronger than a twisty spring?

ArcaneSlime,

Eh they make em of all varying sizes and strengths, just kind of a “use the right one for the job” situation I think.

radioactiveradio,

Ah yes, you can choose to throw the baby into dad’s arms or out of the window.

ArcaneSlime,

Well I meant more like “eject a spent shell casing” or “suspension in your whole ass car,” but yeah lol.

mexicancartel, in Dave has arrived say hello

There was a community called fuckdave in reddit lol

nieceandtows, in Dave has arrived say hello

No thanks, I learned my lesson from William the Worm.

airehiso, in Destigmatize Bankruptcy.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

Jay,

I came for this.

(That’s what she said)

cro_magnon_gilf, in and where did that bring you?

No! You’re looking at this the wrong way. Bisophenol A is the most affordable gender affirmation therapy in existance.

tryptaminev,

Only works in one direction though.

SpaceNoodle,

You’d think it would work on other boy bands as well

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Username doesn’t check out.

Decoy321, in Lose either way

One just begets the other

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Its getting old.
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

“I’ve made a machine that does the labor of 10 men!”

“You’re going to still pay the other nine, right?”

You’re still going to pay the other nine, right?

nevemsenki,

If you still pay the other 9,why would you even look for a machine though?

specfreq,
@specfreq@lemmy.world avatar

You could ask the other 9 to pay for it with you, the other 9 are also owners in a worker co-op.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Maybe the machine also does it with less waste and more consistently, the same reason woodworkers make jigs for complex cuts or identical parts.

nevemsenki,

Still investing and taking recurring upkeep costs for something that may or may not yield more income.

Ranvier,

So the ten men can all do a tenth of the labor now right?

Oh you’re going to fire nine, cut the tenth’s pay, and make him work even longer hours, and keep the vast majority of the profits for yourself, got it. That’s fine too I guess…

OurToothbrush,

For more info on how automation works under capitalism, read chapters 15-16 of capital

Chapter 15: www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/…/ch15.htm

fruitSnackSupreme,

There are a loooot of extra words in there, that seem unnecessary. I’ve read pages and pages now, and it’s just repeating meaningless words without reaching a conclusion. I have no idea what it’s trying to convey.

dudinax,

Dude needed an algebra lesson or something. He’ll write three pages trying to explain an idea that could be expressed in two simple equations.

OurToothbrush,

He does spend several pages worth of mobile phone screen just setting up his premises. What meaningless words are you referring to?

fruitSnackSupreme,

I don’t have the patience to read 20 pages with no arrival at any conclusion. Is there somewhere I can just read a summary of the conclusions?

Rinox,

“I’ve made bought a machine that does the labor of 10 men!”

“You’re going to still pay the other nine, right?”

“Why? I bought it to get more of the money to myself. Why would I pay for something and get nothing in return? Why would I just lose money for no reason?”

Seriously though, the dynamics are pretty clear, there’s no investment without the expectation for extra profit (even for a state. Invest in a new railroad with the expectation of higher economic activity and therefore more taxes). Otherwise it’s just charity

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I hope for your sake that when the factory workers can't afford to feed their kids and they drag you from your home and try to beat you to death in front of your family they find that argument compelling.

Rinox,

I’m one of the ten men, I’m just a worker like anyone else here, I can just use the little grey matter I have to try and understand the world and look at it with more objective eyes, instead of killing anyone who disagrees with me.

Fucking fascist pos. If you want to kill families go to Russia or Israel and look at how fun it is.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

What if the teen men are the ones who own the machine?

Rinox,

That’s called a cooperative, they exist. You share both the profits and the risks of the enterprise. Not all enterprises succeed. Also, some of the men need to be the managers, accountants, sales etc. It’s not just about the factory workers.

Otherwise, more indirectly, they could be the shareholders of the company. Some companies even use shares as payment for their managers and top employees in order to encourage them to improve the profits of the company.

Otherwise they could just be both the owners and the only people working at a company. If the machine ends up generating lots of profits, they could all ten decide to retire and live off those profits while hiring an eleventh person to operate the machine, or they could reinvest in the company, buy even more machines, hire more people and bring in even more profits, like a complex game of cookie clicker.

Choose the one you prefer and try making it a reality if you want that.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in There is no meme. Let me see your Halloween haul

too late i ate it all

InfiniWheel, in Wait

Isn’t that like an actual medical procedure tho? Like getting a patient to run until they see something wrong with their heart?

SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

Absolutely.

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

Stress test, yeah.

ToastyMedic,

Someone acknowledges the existence of echo.

Good Ole cardiac stress testing

Wutchilli, in Wait

Ah yes, running out of life

lorty, in Its getting old.
@lorty@lemmy.ml avatar

But have you considered the following:

Capitalism good because freedom and innovation.

Bet you feel dumb now.

ChickenAndRice,

I bet OP posted this using an iphone, I am very ismart vuvusela

/s

jlow,

No because freedom and innovation have nothing to do with capitalism? If anything the opposite?

lorty,
@lorty@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s sarcasm friend, I know capitalism is basically the opposite of that.

JoShmoe,

What! You mean I can’t make new things or grow because of financial predators?

Kase,

Darn, what was I thinking /s

Johanno,

Mhh yes freedom through capitalism. I love the freedom Apple gives me over their device that I bought but don’t own. Or when Samsung locks devices in mexico because they can and people in mexico dare to buy used phones.

Nahdahar,

You don’t understand, that’s for your protection so you can feel safer and even more freedomery

EncryptKeeper,

The thing about capitalism is that it DOES promote freedom and innovation. The problem is that continuous innovation is rarely profitable so companies generally won’t bother innovating after a certain point and the text on the reverse side of the freedom coin is “free from consequences”

Capitalism is like… a good start to a much better economic system we haven’t figured out yet.

HowManyNimons,

You’re not at all wrong. The problem is now we’re all so “bought in” (heh) to capitalism, and the power it has established its so entrenched, that the idea of iterating on it has become so close to literal blasphemy as makes no odds.

Neato, in Destigmatize Bankruptcy.
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Unfortunately bankruptcy has been disempowered strongly. There are quite a few types of non-dischargeable debt like court rulings and student loans in the US. Credit Cards are definitely dischargeable but bankruptcy has also been made as painful as possible for working people.

Credit scores, created in the 80s, are required for any type of borrowing. Bankruptcy effectively denies the filer any type of credit or loans that aren't extremely predatory and costly. You effectively have to live 7 years without credit cards, new student loans, auto loans, mortgage, etc. Which, for many people under water might not be different than they live now, sans the credit cards. But in the absence of easy revolving credit, you may still need to borrow money to avoid eviction or your power being cut. In that case, your main option is going to be payday lenders. A service so corrupt and predatory it'd probably be classified as a criminal enterprise in the past.

CandleTiger,

My MIL declared bankruptcy and after that she was awash in credit card ads. What you say makes sense but it doesn’t square with what I saw.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Well, that's unexpected but I guess CC companies are willing to risk it. Especially if they know that CCs are the only viable option they have and they can offer penalty APRs with little pushback.

InputZero,

I’ve had extended family members declare bankruptcy several times and they’re still approved for a credit card. Whereas I have never missed a credit payment in my life have a hard time getting a line of credit. I don’t get it, the system is broken.

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

Same thing with my mother; she started getting pummeled with cc mailers within 6 months of her filing.

CADmonkey,

I know someone who has delcared bankruptcy at least twice… each time she was showered with ads for credit cards and auto loans. Apparently the thought process is “this person can’t declare bankruptcy again for x years, so we’re safe.”

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

...wtf? If a person has declared bankruptsy, sure they can't discharge again but their credit score is so trash they could just ignore creditors. As long as it isn't worth it to take someone to court, they have less incentive to pay.

theFibonacciEffect,

Wow, that is very harsh that not even bacrupcy can cleanse your student loans. For court rulings it makes a little bit of sense, but this…

GrammatonCleric, in Dave has arrived say hello
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Dave fucking rules.

Fiivemacs, in True af

American schools after accepting diversity

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/897b3d09-5ea5-4baa-aa6f-d04ee28e76a0.jpeg

I should add I have no objections to diversity and accepting whomever for whatever.

big_slap,

lmao this is hilarious, i don’t understand the downvotes?

magmaus3,
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

most people downvoting don’t find it hilarious

player2, (edited )

This meme format is used to express disapproval of the action being described, such as destroying mental health. The image in the comment being downvoted comes across as transphobic, despite the disclaimer at the bottom.

ares35, in Dave has arrived say hello
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

you've heard of 'flat andy'.. now meet 'digital dave'

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