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XEAL, in Halloween costume

The tested me to see if I was gifted; I wasn’t.

The motherfuckers forgot to check if I had ADHD while they were at it.

trash,
@trash@lemm.ee avatar

Bro same! My 5th grade teacher told my parents that she thought I had ADD. My parents were too hard headed to get me checked. Now here I am, 21 years later and still a mess.

PopcornPrincess, in Me taking my multivitamin after shovelling down candy

Gummy vitamins ftw, best of both worlds.

Enzy, in Stargate be like

Indeed.

RQG, in Stargate be like
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Oh shit. Guess it’s fine to rewatch sg1 once again.

Enzy,

You can never watch it too many times.

kplaceholder, in Oh shit
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A Lemmy post showing a Mastodon toot covtaining a Bluesky post screenshot

Marvelous

Natanael,

Let’s post this on matrix, then scuttlebutt

Klear,

Also needs redd… erm… twit… eh, we’re good.

millionsofplayers,

I think that’s a tweet by someone with a bluesky handle as their username

Jaysyn, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

I'm a Kbin Patreon.

kirby,

Is that the official term for kbin users?

can,

I’ve been saying kbinauts but idk what they prefer.

SrTobi, in happy haunting spectre day

Zwei Gespenster gehen um in Europa

KoboldCoterie, in pwetty pwease
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

Casual reminder that staffing and scheduling is the manager’s job. If you aren’t a manager, your responsibility should be to tell your manager you can’t come in, and it should end there.

Imgonnatrythis,

Definitely. If this is that big of a deal the workplace is dangerously understaffed or you have people just plain abusing time off which the manager then needs to be aware of and address.

Naloxone,

I’m as pro-labor as they come - at my workplace, you have vacation time, personal time, sick time, and comp time banks, and some people choose to swap shifts in order to avoid using this time or in order to get time off after they’ve used all of their time off. There are reasons you might ask for coverage instead of offloading it to the manager!

oldGregg,

That’s not covering a shift. That’s trading shifts.

Selmafudd,

Yep, I did it for over 11 years and while on boarding new staff I always made sure they understood come to me if you want the day off, I don’t care when, I’ll never say no, just let me know when you know.

If you don’t do this and the person can’t find somebody to cover and they really need the day off for whatever reason then they just call in sick that morning and it’s a lot harder finding a replacement at 5am that day vs 3pm the day before.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

ok but if you work at a small business with few employees its just polite

Omega_Haxors,

Boss makes a dollar you make a dime, never do anything on your own time.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

buddy my direct manager maybe makes 2 dimes to my dime. and they are nice. i understand what you mean, but its just as hard for me to get my shift covered as it is them.

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

but its just as hard for me to get my shift covered as it is them

However, doing so is in their job description and (presumably) not yours.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Casual reminder that staffing and scheduling is the manager’s job

Quoted for emphasis and affirmation.

m_r_butts, in Me taking my multivitamin after shovelling down candy

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  • VieuxQueb,
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    Mabe but isnt good enough the enemy of humanity?

    m_r_butts,

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  • VieuxQueb,
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    Oh, I know, I was just referencing the blackberry movie I had just watched where the inventor said had that argument with his co-ceo/investor.

    Syudagye, in It was all-spooks morning, and all through the house
    @Syudagye@pawb.social avatar

    spookei spookei so pecious !

    Donjuanme, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?

    Ten bucks a month from day 1, it’s what Reddit decided my service price was, and while I know that is inflated at least 10x, I’d rather support myself and ten other users than give spez a radioactive dime from my own pocket.

    ilovededyoupiggy,
    @ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You know, you probably shouldn’t keep radioactive dimes in your pocket.

    ikapoz,

    Probably shouldn’t keep them at all, pockets or no pockets.

    RQG, in Halloween costume
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m afraid it doesn’t count as a costume if I’m wearing this year round.

    Slartibartfass, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?

    Keep up the great work!

    NENathaniel, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?
    @NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

    Respect. I’m hoping donations for my instance open soon too

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, in eat the rich

    NO they hug tree

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