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HerrKai, in Bye, Felicia
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Brand new sentence!

Blackmist, in Screm

Honey Badger don’t give a fuck.

Be like the honey badger, you hysterical dweebs.

ICastFist, in I love democracy
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I wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs

alcoholicorn,

How would Terry Fucking Crews wake up to some dude kissing his passed out body?

Awoo, in I love democracy
Tankiedesantski,
Mindfury,
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based terry

30p87, (edited ) in Rocket, 1914

Especially in the US. First of all because they exist there, I haven’t seen one in Germany, and second because guns.

Triyfer, in We must prepare!
TheRaven,
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Normally I would upvote, but 2024 is a leap year. It’s 365.

MajorMajormajormajor,

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

ares35,
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there was different trick-or-treat "events" on saturday and sunday here, so as few as 360 if the same schedule holds for those things next year (weekend before a halloween that falls on a 'school night').

Evil_Opossum, in Screm
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Now you know why I’m evil…

MonkderZweite, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Yeah, had to adapt my patterns so i don’t get always flagged as bot.

FartsWithAnAccent, in Almost a shitpost.
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Mexican food never gives me the shits, is this just a meme promoted by people who never get enough fiber?

Grumpy,

I feel like it’s more rooted in racism than actually foods. Plenty of other cuisines have more fiber and more spices. Mexican isn’t really special in its ingredients or it’s preps.

Then why specific hate for mexican? I really can’t come with any answer than racism.

Internet is weird. Some stereotypes and racism are easily accepted and considered funny.

JohnDClay,

I’m guessing some Mexican fast food places also don’t have the greatest sanitary conditions, so are more likely to give you the poops.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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I assure you: This is true of all fast food genres, they’re fuckin nasty.

BCsven,

Yep my kid gave their coworker a WTF when they used the restaurant toilet plunger on the veg prep sink

dumbcrumb,

Yea Im pretty sure all the people who talk about mexican food and tacobell giving them shits just have shit diets. Ive never had these problems either.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Even Taco Bell doesn’t usually give me the shits, unless I drink soda from one of those nasty ass dispensers fast food joints regularly neglect cleaning.

BCsven,

There were some social media posts about taco bell management telling workers to still serve the food that was marked as expired, so the shits might be compromised food ingredients.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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This is a real risk at pretty much any fast food place and plenty of regular restaurants. Gotta keep an eye on how the management runs stuff (or just make your own food).

BCsven,

Since COVID we have made 99% of our food from scratch (i.e. making my own thai curry paste from scratch, grinding my own spices, etc)…I’m now almost always very disappointed by meals outside the home…especially with the price hikes.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Yeah, $15 for a shitty burger and cold fries? No thanks.

EnderMB,

As a long-time IBS sufferer, I’m always happy to see memes about getting the shits, because it makes me feel less alone.

Since everything seems to fuck my stomach up, I eat mexican food all the time. If I’m going to spend my evening on the toilet, I may as well enjoy myself!

afox,

Same

Acters,

From personal experience, the green and red sauce causes me problems. Even Chipotle’s red and green sauce affects me, so it’s not about the cheap or expired stuff. Just my body rejecting it. Anything spicy does me in, but not all spices or hot spice.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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At least it’s not all spicy things

FartsWithAnAccent, in Screm
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Screaming is exhausting.

radioactiveradio,

Not when shitting.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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I’ve always preferred grunting.

Imgonnatrythis,

Ah, a fellow crier?

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Mostly jokes.

kugel7c, in Screm
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To cowardly to scream so I hiss at the mirror instead.

taanegl, in Is this phisique even attainable?

I vant to zuck ur blood! BLEH!

ExLisper, in Lose either way

10/10 meme.

hperrin, in Its getting old.

I created a new email service that prevents spam and organized your email. If it works out and I become successful, I can imagine Google trying to buy it, and if I say no, all of a sudden Gmail starts having issues receiving mail from my service. Gmail and Exchange together share about 70% of the business email market, so they can destroy smaller competitors if they aren’t willing to sell. Yay capitalism!

mindbleach,
257m,

Oh I haven’t seen that one yet. Beatie’s talks are always great.

sploosh, in Unbothered

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