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tubaruco, in Is this phisique even attainable?

i would like to request an answer for the question “where meme?”.

radioactiveradio, in Bye, Felicia

Woudn’t having a spring under it be more efficient than a weird bent strap? I can’t imagine it would launch the baby too far.

SpaceNoodle,

They didn’t have such advanced spring technology back then.

It’s still inferior to the medieval baby trebuchet.

EmpathicVagrant,

Yeah but the baby trebuchet is how we got all this stork nonsense, we can’t go back to random babies dropping from the clouds.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

random babies dropping from clouds is no way to form a government!

ArcaneSlime,

Weird bent strap is called a “leaf spring.”

radioactiveradio,

Ah, thanks for the knowledge! Is it stronger than a twisty spring?

ArcaneSlime,

Eh they make em of all varying sizes and strengths, just kind of a “use the right one for the job” situation I think.

radioactiveradio,

Ah yes, you can choose to throw the baby into dad’s arms or out of the window.

ArcaneSlime,

Well I meant more like “eject a spent shell casing” or “suspension in your whole ass car,” but yeah lol.

HowMany, in What now?

When Firefly abruptly stops towards the end of season 1.

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

At least we got a movie. It wasn’t enough, but it was better than nothing.

HowMany,

A hasty finish up but done in good faith. Yep.

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Agreed!

Black_Gulaman, in Not everything has to get a reboot. Futurama is excepted.
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

*excempted

You can edit the title.

bpm,

are you trying to say “exempted”?

randint,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

I would assume they are, but the correct word here is actually exempt, with no -ed.

Black_Gulaman,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well now that’s what I call “a lesson” I hope everybody learned one, cause I sure did. Thank you kind educated strangers.

kaklerbitmap, in Bye, Felicia
@kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world avatar

Bratapult

CoolerOpposide, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net avatar

These are actually checking if you are a bot btw, so to pass them more quickly just don’t move like a bot would. Do shit a bot wouldnt do like clicking and unclicking something, swirl your cursor around the screen, etc.

Also answer these kind of wrong to fuck with AI

kofe,

Chaotic good?

EmpathicVagrant, in Is this phisique even attainable?

Okay, now. Everyone keeps saying the thing about what’s not a meme? This one.

_haha_oh_wow_, in panik
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you my girlfriend?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I can be anything you want me to be, for the right price, bb.

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hmm, you don’t sound like her…

SeekPie,

Too expensive?

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

No, too real

Gigan, in Destigmatize Bankruptcy.
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Destigmatize using credit cards to fund a lifestyle you can’t afford

slazer2au,

But what about all those reward points I am missing out on? If I spend big now, in a decade I may be able to cash them in on a shitty kettle.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Credit card companies: “We’ll give you 1% cash back and charge 25% interest”

Americans: “Wow 1%! This is a great deal!”

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Existing is a lifestyle most cant afford at this point, but ok.

Aux,

Existing is free.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

If you can’t afford to exist you definitely shouldn’t have credit cards, because then you’re just existing with interest.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Hmm let me see, buy groceries on credit, or buy no groceries and starve to death, i guess I’ll juat starve to death lmao. Glad life is going well for you friend!

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

If those are your only two options, buy the food. But let’s be honest here, Americans aren’t in $1 Trillion dollars of credit card debt because of groceries.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Nope, that would be because of rampant consumerism being sold as the solution to depression.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

I agree, but ultimately it is the individuals decision to engage in rampant consumerism and accumulate debt.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah cause getting into crippling debt is a totally conscious choice /s lmao

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

With the exception of debt from unexpected medical costs , yes it is a conscious choice.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lmao no it isn’t.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Could you elaborate?

robotica,

Unless your spending outweighs your earnings (in that case not even credit cards will help you), there is no reason to use credit.

PeWu, (edited )

I’ll play devil’s advocate here: I’m on the side with destigmatizing credit cards, as it just propels the bank’s wallets with interest. But if you don’t have money, and absolutely must get on credit to hang on to your life, I think you should, but you should also work toward repaying the debt you’ve grown.

Edit: I’m actually curious as to why I got down voted, maybe I’m wrong somewhere, so take it with a grain of salt …

Bluefruit,

Really the only good thing about credit cards is it helps raise your credit score. I only use them for that to be able to get a decent apr on a loan.Otherwise i would never use them.

uid0gid0,

You gotta find a good one that gives travel rewards or something. We’ve had a few vacations with free flights because of ours. Of course you should only spend what you can pay off in a month but it still adds up

TacoNissan,

TRAVEL REWARDS??? We’re in a conversation about people starving, and you’re like “oh but this one gives you a free flight to Jamaica”

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

There are more benefits to credit cards, but if you don’t pay them off every month pretty much all pros are massively outweighed by the cons.

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

People are being stupid in this thread and downvoting you. Credit cards are designed to make poor people SUFFER! There are better ways to avoid starving

Bluefruit,

Agreed. Food banks are literally designed for this scenario. They exist to help people put food on the table. Few scenarios actually require credit cards. No shame in accepting help when you need it. And you can always donate later when you’re on your feet. You cant ever give back if you’re dead from starvation.

I use my debit card for almost everything and use my credit card for small things to keep the usage low if i use it at all.

Bluefruit,

True there are more. I just typically dont use it otherwise i would rack up more debt. Using my debit card is the best way for me to track my finances.

tdawg, in Its getting old.

My favorite thing about this comment section is the ratio of comment score and comment length

Pazuzu, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Try the audio captcha, those seem to have actual valid answers to them.

Funny enough, there’s an extension that solves captchas by feeding that audio through a speech recognition algorithm. If anything it’s more reliable than solving them manually

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, Buster Captcha Solver extension (in GitHub, Firefox, Chromium), but there are novadays also several others, which works in all type of capchas, using AI. Because of this, Captchas are obsolet since years, turning simply in annoying clickbaits. They can’t avoid bots anymore.

Amends1782,

It makes me sad its not under active dev anymore. Last update to Firefox DEC 2022

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, but still works fine in reCaptchas (these are also not updated since a long time) I think it’s still valid, if you don’t use it frequently. If not, as said before, there are several alternatives which work with AI,

Gorilladrums, in A not-so-friendly reminder

I know this is a meme sub, but I firmly believe that the trans movement is going to either collapse or severely regress over the next few years. I think it’s already starting to happen. Hopefully I’m wrong.

can,

Movement?

Gorilladrums,

I don’t know where you and the other brainlets are brigading from, but what I said is not that complicated. Being trans isn’t a movement, but there’s a trans movement. That movement isn’t doing too hot, and the evidence is supporting that notion. Anti-trans views are spreading more and more, and if the issue is goin to continue to be ignored by people, do you know what’s going to happen? Anti-trans legislation is going to find it’s way into the law, and civil rights are going to regress. Idk about you, but that’s not a good thing in my book.

can,

Good job for insulting me within the first sentence.

glibg10b, in no window

why do some People , type like this

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Personally I typically type like that (and like this) due to typing like I speak

Stilted with many gaps

Sometimes with a lot of parentheses due to the scatter shot nature of my brain

But that’s a conversation for another time

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Okay there, Kerouac.

Zoop,

Yeah, I see people use commas as pauses where commas definitely aren’t supposed to go and that make no sense whatsoever (to me, anyway, but I know not everyone has the same education, resources, etc.) all the time. I think that’s part of what’s going on here.

It sounds like our brains work very similarly, fellow random-parentheses-using scatterbrain! I’m both glad I’m not alone and also sad that you experience this frustrating shit, too, haha. I feel for you.

I much prefer the way you break up your thoughts, by the way. It flows better, makes more sense, and reads in my head voice more like it would if you were speaking (to me, anyway!)

Navigate,

I was wondering why my mind automatically tried to read this as poetry

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

They never paid attention in schoo.l

Pfnic,

It might come from languages like German where nouns are capitalized. Even in English proper nouns are capitalized so I don’t see why that bothers you so much

randint,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

I don’t think the All, Refuse, See, No, and Never in that screenshot are nouns. They also didn’t capitalize microwave.

Pfnic,

Fair enough. They might just use autocorrect wrong, idk

noobdoomguy8658,

Often a courtesy of mobile keyboards.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

That, or if they’re like me, the person is just very tired. If I am extremely tired, I basically just hit shift on every word and don’t care about it. In such cases, I might fix my posts and comments in the morning, or even delete them if they feel too much like “what the fuck did I write there”.
Another key to identify those is double words.
Example: I Only Started Started Using Computers When When I Was 14.

ultratiem,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

I type on a mobile keyboard. Have for over a decade. I’ve never typed like this.

AeroLemming,

Why the fuck does autocorrect randomly capitalize certain words? It’s so irritating. I’ve never had any issue with commas though, so I don’t know where that’s coming from.

Natanael,

Google’s keyboard is the absolute worst for that, tried using it for a bit but I’m back to SwiftKey which isn’t absolutely insane (and which has more customization options too)

I still miss Swype too, and hopefully one of the open source keyboard apps will get good enough to replace all of them soon enough

AeroLemming,

I’m on SwiftKey too and switched from Gboard for similar reasons. The only reason I’m not running one of the open source ones is that typing with one hand is unbearable without being able to to swipe, and I use my phone in bed a fair bit.

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

If they have their keyboard set to a different language but type in English anyway, then it learns English words exactly how they’re spelled. Which means they probably spelled Window with capital W at some point and then it got autocorrected to that exact spelling.

Zoop,

Good call! I hadn’t thought of that factor; even though my English keyboard does that, too. I can’t type random things it didn’t know until it was taught like “BLARGH” without it auto-capitalizing the entire thing, like it just did here.

Which is extra hilarious when it’s more nonsense memey things like “SQUART” or “VAGANAINIA” or “PREGANTE” or “DIYUCK” that my friends and I would spam each other with. Looking through the list of words it added to my ‘personal dictionary’ was hilarious. I struggle to get it to type all that nonsense in lowercase and it tickles me!

AeroLemming,

Oh, I see. That makes total sense. Mobile keyboards have truly wrecked the general population’s ability to use proper grammar. One thing I’ve noticed a lot is that they also tend to insert unwanted apostrophes. For example, typing “its” always corrects to “it’s,” which is very frustrating.

30p87,

Gboard does a pretty good job at highlighting your errors correctly in context. I’d guess it’s iPhone users fucking up grammar that much.

AeroLemming,

Gboard’s autocorrect is also fucking atrocious.

30p87,

Which is due to missing context at the end of a sentence, probably. Therefore it just chooses the most likely, but often not best, word.
Workaround: Disable autocorrect, and check for underlined words afterwards.

AeroLemming,

I wish I had an autocorrect that just wouldn’t change anything if I put an actual word. I like autocorrect because it makes me type a lot faster when I don’t need to go back and fix as many mistakes.

flashgnash,

I’m pretty sure I turned that off ~8-10 years ago and Google has just remembered it ever since

Also I use swipe typing so that probably helps too

Johanno,

It’s its s that’s attached to it

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

this is art

noobdoomguy8658,

Sometimes your keyboard also remembers when exactly you use certain words - like in the beginning of sentences, which most keyboards will capitalize by default.

Sombyr,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

I hate the whole “its” being converted to “it’s” no matter what thing, but what I hate more is when I teach the keyboard a word, and it STILL won’t let me use it. Taught my keyboard “that’d” and it would autocorrect it to “that’s” every time. And unlike other words, if I went back and manually corrected it back, it wouldn’t leave it, it’d force it back to “that’s” again and refuse to let me change it. Come to think of it, it did that with “it’d” to “it’s” too. Eventually I just switched to a different keyboard with much less aggressive autocorrect, since I still need the autocorrect to type with any semblance of speed due to minor coordination issues.

My old keyboard abruptly started autocorrecting more typos into what I was saying than it corrected toward the end anyway. Probably some shoddy attempt to implement AI auto correction.

mindbleach,

Carrot commas.

Cannacheques,

My biggest gripe about the Chinese keyboards

lukini, (edited )
@lukini@beehaw.org avatar

None of your replies even address the weird spaces before commas thing. I’ve directly asked people on Reddit and the answer is always idk if they even reply at all.

randint,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plenken

In German, the practice of inserting a space before punctuation marks is called Plenken. It used to be a common practice, but nowadays it is considered an error.

LillyPip,

I see this more often from people for whom English is a second language. Maybe that’s the case here?

lukini,
@lukini@beehaw.org avatar

It might be, but they can never explain why. Is there some other language that does this? I don’t know of one.

Natanael,

Auto insertion of space in mobile keyboards. Usually they also remove the preceding space when you press enter, but if somebody manually presses space after an automatic insertion of space then you get double spaces and only one will be removed

SamXavia, in Don't get your hopes too high
@SamXavia@kbin.run avatar

@nodimetotie Pretty much any topic that I enjoy, I try and add a new post when I subscribe to it and see if people are just waiting for new posts.

Nakoichi, in They aren't fooling around
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

As a communist that is also of Irish descent, and absolutely loves potato based dishes, I feel like this meme is specifically crafted for me.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

The potato found you

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