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seahorse, in Lose either way
@seahorse@midwest.social avatar

I follow a rule that I saw written in sharpie at a hipster bar bathroom in Calgary, Alberta: piss in the sink or sink in the piss.

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Reminds me of “It’s better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum”

generalpotato, in Wait

Can relate. I hate cardio but love bench presses.

Zerush, in Bye, Felicia
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

On the other side of the room

https://file.coffee/u/VQE_dScdDsPAfDfPfvCkN.jpg

TheControlled, in What now?

RIP The Expanse. Relatable meme.

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

The exact show that came to mind when I saw this meme. I WANT MORE!

TheControlled,

There’s hope. Just rumors, but hope.

sheogorath,

IIRC the current plan is to secure a new source of funding. It might take years, but I think it’ll work out because the next novel is basically a time skip to a new arc with a new set of main characters.

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

They’re books?! Flippin A!

TheControlled,

Give me Naomi or give me death.

GrammatonCleric, in Screm
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Life is fuck, and make me angy

Imgonnatrythis,

Why aren’t you screaming?

Imgonnatrythis, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I stress about the whole damn pole. If you showed me a picture of a traffic 🚦 on pole, and asked me what it was, I would say “a traffic light” not “a traffic loght and a traffic light pole”

uis, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Those fire hydrants will haunt me in nightmares

Rambi,

Especially because the answers to these captchas are used to train self driving car AI, so if you fuck it up the self driving cars will crash and you will have blood on your hands :/

LueZypher, in Lose either way

Both?

Vitaly, in Screm
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

He is not screaming, he is smiling really wide

LaunchesKayaks, in Rocket, 1914
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I got jumped by 3 raccoons a few months ago. Had to get rabies shots.

NutWrench, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

This is what “AI training” looks like, folks. The companies developing AI constantly tells us how awesome it is, but it still needs the help of humans to recognize basic sh*t like cars, buses, crosswalks and traffic lights. They didn’t choose those images by accident.

doublepepperoni,
@doublepepperoni@hexbear.net avatar

I keep expecting blurry images of protestors or human shaped blobs huddling behind cover with some kind of crosshair over them

PLEASE CLICK ON ALL SQUARES WITH ENEMY COMBATANTS TARGETS PERSONS

ImplyingImplications, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

It’s not a stereotype when scientific studies tend to confirm it.

Sex drive: Theoretical conceptualization and meta-analytic review of gender differences

The meta-analysis revealed a stronger sex drive in men compared to women, with a medium-to-large effect size, g = 0.69, 95% CI [0.58, 0.81]. Men more often think and fantasize about sex, more often experience sexual affect like desire, and more often engage in masturbation than women.

Is There a Gender Difference in Strength of Sex Drive? Theoretical Views, Conceptual Distinctions, and a Review of Relevant Evidence

Across many different studies and measures, men have been shown to have more frequent and more intense sexual desires than women, as reflected in spontaneous thoughts about sex, frequency and variety of sexual fantasies, desired frequency of intercourse, desired number of partners, masturbation, liking for various sexual practices, willingness to forego sex, initiating versus refusing sex, making sacrifices for sex, and other measures. No contrary findings (indicating stronger sexual motivation among women) were found. Hence we conclude that the male sex drive is stronger than the female sex drive.

AllonzeeLV,

Stereotypes often tend to have some truth to them, that’s why they became Stereotypes.

The trick is to never to assign a stereotype to an individual automatically.

DeadUncle,

Eh, I find it to be pointless to try and suppress my Instincts in that. Like I automatically put people in a box or assign them some stereotypes and imho that’s fine. But one has to be open on being proven wrong on these things and accept that.

ComicalMayhem,

Wild take

bouh,

Our whole culture is about conditioning men and women to get this result though.

NightAuthor,

Maybe so, probably research exists on that topic too. Google scholar is kinda a fun place sometimes…. If ur nerdy like me at least.

NightAuthor,

I wonder if these findings have been supported by female lead research.

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You only need to inject testosterone once to understand why this is the case.

NightAuthor,

This is why I like my women fairly high in testosterone.

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fun fact: polycystic ovary syndrome can make women produce way too much testosterone. Not a fun thing to have but it can absolutely make you horny as hell.

DontRedditMyLemmy,

Go on…

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You become like a wild animal. Every sentient creature with a pulse is evaluated with simple criteria: fuck or kill. Sex drive off the charts, faster recovery, harder erections and just pure animalistic sex.

A shame it’s so fucking expensive or I’d sit on a cruising dose for the rest of my life.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Isn’t one of the side effects increased aggression though? And hair loss, shrinking balls (depending on you sex)… shorter lifespan.

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fuckin worth it, baby.

diskmaster23,

Brewing your own is fairly inexpensive.

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m listening

diskmaster23,

thinksteroids.com and go reading. Whole section on it. It’ll take a bit to get started, but it is not difficult. Mostly mixing and filtering.

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Most of these guides seem to go like this:

Start with testosterone enanthate powder… right. If I could get hold of that I’d be more than half way there already.

diskmaster23,

Sourcing for that is there to. :)

JokeDeity,

Purely speaking from my anecdotal experiences, I have far more instances of getting aroused than my partners, but their sexual preferences are WAY more extreme. Most of the girls I’ve been with have wanted extremely rough sex, which I’m not even remotely into. They’re also way way more voyeuristic than I ever will be, often wanting to share sexy photos online for the entire world to enjoy or showing interest in making online porn. So yeah, I want to bang more often, but they definitely are far more deviant than I am.

eestileib,

You’re a freak magnet, baby!

loaExMachina, (edited )

g = 0.69

Nice.

pete_the_cat,

Yeah, there’s a simple reason for this: men have more testosterone than women, and testosterone has been known to heighten the more “animalistic”/cave man characteristics in men.

One of my college roommates took anabolic steroids and he told me once “dude, it’s wild, all I want to do is eat red (meaning rare) meat and fuck!”

Knusper,

It is still a stereotype that “boys only want sex”. Those studies suggest a higher sexual drive on average, not that it applies for all boys, and certainly not that it’s the only thing boys want.

Jonna,

It’s important to note that our sexuality is socially constructed, our desires are not solely based on biology but culture.

“In the Christian medieval world, some theories held that women received far more pleasure from a sexual encounter than men, and had much greater sexual appetite.” en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Medieval_female_sexuality

Zehzin, in and where did that bring you?
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

bro credit scores aren’t even real

joel,

True but last time the banks stopped caring about them we had the global financial crisis

lolcatnip,

They’re as real as property is.

Cap, in Bye, Felicia
@Cap@kbin.social avatar

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

radioactiveradio,

Well, the stars are saying this is the right way. And they can’t be wrong.

Daedskin, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

This is how I approach these: that square only has a single traffic light, not multiple traffic lights like the prompt is asking for

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