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craftyindividual, in Lose either way

8 year old me feels personally attacked.

Floon, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Hate this. Every time, I seem to guess wrong.

Guess I’m a robot.

Mkengine,

Then I would recommend Buster for you.

papabobolious, in Its getting old.

I will never get tired of seeing these pictures

ciko22i3, in and where did that bring you?
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noone is stopping you from living in an African savannah hunting gazelles

Grayox,
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Bruh, there are quite a few things stopping people from doing that, what are you dumb or something?

ciko22i3,
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what? you can’t take a trip to Tanzania and just disappear?

FlyingSquid,
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They arrest people for poaching. If they don’t just shoot them.

cro_magnon_gilf, in and where did that bring you?

No! You’re looking at this the wrong way. Bisophenol A is the most affordable gender affirmation therapy in existance.

tryptaminev,

Only works in one direction though.

SpaceNoodle,

You’d think it would work on other boy bands as well

FlyingSquid,
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Username doesn’t check out.

BoiLudens, in Rocket, 1914

Rocket has been alive for quite some time

explodicle,

He probably traveled at near light speed

EmpathicVagrant,

His assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.

WaxiestSteam69, in Lose either way

“It is better to wake up and pee than pee and wake up”

jackpot, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
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in my experience, only click stuff if it mainly in that frame

Lord_ToRA, in There is no meme. Let me see your Halloween haul
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I made 3d printed keychains, along with candy. The candy bowl was also 3d printed.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b4f79c9b-27f7-4d4e-9821-73a401a3a164.jpeg

Statick,

This is such a great idea. I will definitely be doing this next year!

Siegfried, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Its worst when you clearly see small traffic lights far back in the same pucture

airehiso, in Destigmatize Bankruptcy.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

Jay,

I came for this.

(That’s what she said)

KoboldCoterie, in pwetty pwease
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Casual reminder that staffing and scheduling is the manager’s job. If you aren’t a manager, your responsibility should be to tell your manager you can’t come in, and it should end there.

Imgonnatrythis,

Definitely. If this is that big of a deal the workplace is dangerously understaffed or you have people just plain abusing time off which the manager then needs to be aware of and address.

Naloxone,

I’m as pro-labor as they come - at my workplace, you have vacation time, personal time, sick time, and comp time banks, and some people choose to swap shifts in order to avoid using this time or in order to get time off after they’ve used all of their time off. There are reasons you might ask for coverage instead of offloading it to the manager!

oldGregg,

That’s not covering a shift. That’s trading shifts.

Selmafudd,

Yep, I did it for over 11 years and while on boarding new staff I always made sure they understood come to me if you want the day off, I don’t care when, I’ll never say no, just let me know when you know.

If you don’t do this and the person can’t find somebody to cover and they really need the day off for whatever reason then they just call in sick that morning and it’s a lot harder finding a replacement at 5am that day vs 3pm the day before.

darcy,
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ok but if you work at a small business with few employees its just polite

Omega_Haxors,

Boss makes a dollar you make a dime, never do anything on your own time.

darcy,
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buddy my direct manager maybe makes 2 dimes to my dime. and they are nice. i understand what you mean, but its just as hard for me to get my shift covered as it is them.

KoboldCoterie,
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but its just as hard for me to get my shift covered as it is them

However, doing so is in their job description and (presumably) not yours.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Casual reminder that staffing and scheduling is the manager’s job

Quoted for emphasis and affirmation.

blattrules, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

The worst for me is the motorcycles one; half of the pictures are of motor scooters. Does it count those as motorcycles or is it counting on the user to know the difference because they’re not technically the same thing?

Aloha_Alaska,

I was about to make a similar comment but you beat me to it.

It recently showed me a bicycle as part of “select all motorcycles” so I didn’t pick it. And I failed. Twice. Finally picked the bicycle and it let me through. Guess the computer knows best.

mexicancartel,

Beatmeattoit

Ullallulloo,
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It also does it the other way around. I failed recently for not calling a motorcycle a bicycle.

mexicancartel, in Dave has arrived say hello

There was a community called fuckdave in reddit lol

nieceandtows, in Dave has arrived say hello

No thanks, I learned my lesson from William the Worm.

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