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InfiniWheel, in Wait

Isn’t that like an actual medical procedure tho? Like getting a patient to run until they see something wrong with their heart?

SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

Absolutely.

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

Stress test, yeah.

ToastyMedic,

Someone acknowledges the existence of echo.

Good Ole cardiac stress testing

spacecowboi76, in Sarah Connor

Audio CAPTCHA: “Sa Ra Con Nuh”

Fiivemacs, in True af

American schools after accepting diversity

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/897b3d09-5ea5-4baa-aa6f-d04ee28e76a0.jpeg

I should add I have no objections to diversity and accepting whomever for whatever.

big_slap,

lmao this is hilarious, i don’t understand the downvotes?

magmaus3,
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

most people downvoting don’t find it hilarious

player2, (edited )

This meme format is used to express disapproval of the action being described, such as destroying mental health. The image in the comment being downvoted comes across as transphobic, despite the disclaimer at the bottom.

LoyalOrange503, in spookyyyy
@LoyalOrange503@lemmy.world avatar

This is a good point I have never thought about lol

Napain,

most ghosthunting techniques are just

  1. generate random data out of noise (radio static, darkness, wind, silence, emf, electrical malfunctions etx)
  2. your brain makes out patterns
CluckN, in Lose either way

Piss Sleeping in

JoShmoe,

Pissing Sleep Inn

IkarusHagen2,
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

In sleep pissInn

BeigeAgenda, in Nothing to see here...
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

This is an ex-parrot!!

EvilTwin, (edited )

It’s just sleeping.

mortonfox, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@mortonfox@pawb.social avatar

The ones that get me are captchas saying select all squares with motorcycles when it is clearly a bicycle.

mindbleach,

There was an inflection point where captcha went from “demonstrate human vision” to “guess what the robot sees.”

I got one asking for mountain ranges where one was plainly the tops of nearby trees. Which I got scolded for not clicking on.

match, in and where did that bring you?
@match@pawb.social avatar

that’s stilt houses and rice terracing. those people are gonna invent rectangular sails and fire pistons

etuomaala, in and where did that bring you?

Do you think it is possible for our current level of scientific knowledge to exist in a hunter gather society?

aeronmelon, in Wait

When you think about it, everyone cardios to failure eventually.

SheDiceToday,

In the real words of ER docs everywhere, “Everybody dies of shock.”

Depress_Mode, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Whenever I get a capcha of anyone on a vehicle, I always make it a point to highlight the entirety of the driver too because I’m not going to just let Google train its self-driving vehicles to just ignore that every motorcycle has a rider on it.

SkybreakerEngineer, in Destigmatize Bankruptcy.

Except for Alex Jones, because he deserves all of that and worse

SpaceScotsman, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Answer wrong. The more of us humans that answer wrong, the less accurate we need to be to get past these stupid things. If google want me to do work for them, they can pay me.

Flabbergassed,
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

I unwittingly do that all the time. It often takes me 30+ Captchas before I finally get in. Then I've forgotten what the hell I was doing in the first place.

Confused_Emus,

Do you usually do them quickly? Try slowing down next time, and you’ll get through with less captchas.

kibiz0r,

If google want me to do work for them, they can pay me.

They kinda do. This is the way the “free” model of internet services works. One of the reasons I think we should probably switch to expecting services to either be paid or non-profit, rather than ad/data-supported.

TranscendentalEmpire,

Yeah, but the whole point of offering free services was just a ploy to crush competition with shorter runways to profit. Google could just sustain "free"services longer than their competitors could remain solvent.

Now that they’ve run most of their competitors into the ground, and now that people and businesses have become dependent on these services. They can bank off advertising and monetizing services with subscriptions.

Google business accounts used to be free, now you have to pay 9 bucks a month per employee, and you are subjected to even more advertising. Neither advertising nor subscriptions are going anywhere, especially now that subscription plans are so normalized.

intensely_human,

That might have been the point. It’s also saved me countless hours of my life being able to navigate anywhere at any time with step by step instructions on how to get there.

There was a lot of value produced for a lot of people by google maps so far

TranscendentalEmpire,

There was a lot of value produced for a lot of people by google maps so far

Right… But people don’t get upset about monopolies because they don’t create value. They get upset because they eliminate competition and choice.

Omega_Haxors, in Its getting old.

Cubicle went from utopia to dystopia in not even a week.

Modern_medicine_isnt, in pwetty pwease

And remember. If the company is public, the shareholders can sue the board for not using tactics like this to improve profits. That is why it is so common to have very little coverage for most jobs. It lowers costs and increases profits.

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